The Safe Box
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Join Date: 2002-11-04 Member: 6917Members
Join Date: 2002-11-04 Member: 6917Members
<div class="IPBDescription">A home away from home</div> Hello everyone. Welcome to the <span style='color:blue'>Safe Box.</span>
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Let us now share.
Are you tired of people stepping over others opinion? Flame wars getting ya down? Can't bare to read another insult littered post? The f-word haunting your dreams? You are at the right place. The <span style='color:blue'>Safe Box </span>is a sanctuary. Here you can relax from your daily battle. Come friend, we greet you with love and compassion.
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::steps up to microphone::
Ahem. I was playing a game last night, and I was the commando. They had destroyed all my turrents and mines (and marines, but they hardly matter), so it was just me and my LMG, Bessie. I ran to their only hive (for they had rushed us), and I found myself out of ammo. I kept calling for ammo, but none came. This is a song about my pent-up frustration, and the unbalance created when Flayra decided that an LMG wouldn't be enough to rambo a hive (I mean, come on, have they even seen Aliens?).
Submitted for the approval of the admins, I call this, "Flock of Skulks - I Ran so Far Away."
I watched you in commander view
I never thought I’d meet a skulk like you
Meet a skulk like you
With brownish skin and recessed eyes
The kind of eyes that teeth will block their view
Teeth will block their view
And I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran
I ran all night and day
I couldn’t get away
Umbra appears above your head
Heal spray comes floating down on you
Floating down on you
Spores are moving nearer still
The final hive is coming into view
Coming into view
And I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran
I ran all night and day
I couldn’t get away
Sent out cold steel to hit your face
But you’re slowly cloaking out of view
Cloaking out of view
Sent out a burst to try again
Click-click, I’m in the ready room with you
Ready room with you
And I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran
I ran all night and day
I couldn’t get away
Nah, I kid, I kid. Good stuff man. ::snaps::
We got beer to?
"Oh honey, let us make a Hive, right here. I took my pills and nobody is watching us."
We need more of those pictures, lol.
BE FUNNY PEOPLE, COME ON!
Screw you for ruining the love we had going you forum-nazi. It would seem he put the safe box here, where it was needed most. **snuggles uh-oh**
**purrs**
/dances
::steps up to microphone::
Submitted for the approval of the admins, I call this, "Flock of Skulks - I Ran so Far Away." <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well if it's open mic night here is a short piece I composed in my brain whilst playing a game on Origin. The commander said "Someone else comm, I can't take the stress anymore" and left midgame. It went downhill from there.
To the tune of "Stuck in the middle with you" or whatever it's called. I think it was is Resevoir dogs, but i've never seen that movie....
Stuck in the middle with n00bs,
And i'm wondrin' what it is I should do.
I got bile bomb on the left, Lerk spores on the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with n00bs.
Well they already got 3 hives.
And the ha's are running for their lives.
We got cara on the left, silence on the right here I am,
Stuck in the middle with n00bs.
So we turreted up the base.
But the skulks just kept on eating my face.
We got Onos on the left, Gorges on the right, here i am,
Stuck in the middle with n00bs.
And I brought a keg of Guinness to celebrate!
*catches PolyMorph and dresses him in flowery clothes, puts him into a VW Bus and takes him on a road trip*
We got beer to? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
no alcahol in the haven!
alcahol makes us blind with rage!
::steps up to microphone::
Ahem. I was playing a game last night, and I was the commando. They had destroyed all my turrents and mines (and marines, but they hardly matter), so it was just me and my LMG, Bessie.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
YOU JUST SAID "TURRENTS"
Welcome to the onus rodeo!
[oOpS! Forgot to add picture.]
alcahol makes us blind with rage! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Don't worry, we won't have any rage as long as nobody tries to throw out my keg. *sits on keg and begins boisterous Irish drinking song*
Yay
"Oh honey, let us make a Hive, right here. I took my pills and nobody is watching us." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
LOL
this be some good **** man <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'><!--endemo-->
i realy liked that second song, can see the images in my head <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->