Your Most Embarassing Moment
<div class="IPBDescription">or stupidest stunt...</div> If you have a life and have been out of the house for more than 3 hours, then you are bound to come across situations of embarassement. If you have friends or no friends, you are bound to do stupid things.
Embarrassing:
When I was younger our school went on a skiing trip and I was always the talking yapper and doofus of the class. Since I was young and I didn't quite know how to ski I was a nub at this sort of thing...
So my teacher asks me to come with him on the ski lift for a run down the hill and 2 of my friends come a long. I was like, "wow, this is cool, skiing is fun fun fun.." As soon as I proceed to sit down, my ski gets jammed in the fork, and my body gets thrusted off the lift, my ski pants and jackets are all in my face and you can see my shirt as I am hanging on the foot rest by my hands. There are 100 people watching me and I am like, "AW FU##." They have to call the staff to stop the lift and get some people to haul me down 30 ft in the air.
Stupidest:
Hmm, I'd have say blowing up an aerosol can with my friends at school would either have to be one, punching the pastor's daughter in the face, or helping my friend build a bum house and lighting it on fire.
Now of course, I have learned from the past, I think. Me and my good friends ditched these 2 idiot friends of ours, and thank God we did.
Embarrassing:
When I was younger our school went on a skiing trip and I was always the talking yapper and doofus of the class. Since I was young and I didn't quite know how to ski I was a nub at this sort of thing...
So my teacher asks me to come with him on the ski lift for a run down the hill and 2 of my friends come a long. I was like, "wow, this is cool, skiing is fun fun fun.." As soon as I proceed to sit down, my ski gets jammed in the fork, and my body gets thrusted off the lift, my ski pants and jackets are all in my face and you can see my shirt as I am hanging on the foot rest by my hands. There are 100 people watching me and I am like, "AW FU##." They have to call the staff to stop the lift and get some people to haul me down 30 ft in the air.
Stupidest:
Hmm, I'd have say blowing up an aerosol can with my friends at school would either have to be one, punching the pastor's daughter in the face, or helping my friend build a bum house and lighting it on fire.
Now of course, I have learned from the past, I think. Me and my good friends ditched these 2 idiot friends of ours, and thank God we did.
Comments
I have 2-3 IRL friends, 1 I talk to on a regular basis. I don't go out of the house if I can help it.
I think forgetting where I was and ripping a massive fart durring a lecture at one of my classes has to qualify as the most emberassing (unless you count asking the lady that played captain janeway a question durring a star trek convention and laying a fart that was audible on the MIC as more embarassing, but ive blocked that from my memory.)
the stupidest was standing too close to a TV I was firing my USP 9 at and getting hit in the c-rot-ch with a pice of plastick that broke off. I went all pale in the face cause I thought a round bounced and hit me in the nut, i frantically looked down (we were just outside of palm springs at an abandoned shooting range) ran to my car hopped in yanked off my pants and examined my nut, aside from a small bruise everything was OK (I hope) ::cringes as groin pains come back to haunt him::
edit: had to re-edit the word krotch
When I was around 10 me and my cousin and a buncha friends went down to a river for the 4th to fire off some fireworks. Well....we ended up getting into a bottlerocket war...and unknowingly to me, some dufus had dumped gass or something in the river.....I fired one right into the river by accident...and WAAAAHHHHBOOSHH!!! The ENTIRE freaking river went aflame. We stood thier for a few stunned seconds, then we pulled the manuver "Get the hell out of here"
Other one might be catching a ricochade from a .45 2 inches from my right nut <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
You win. I would have gone home immediately and commited seppuku.
I was in work on an <i>extremely</i> busy night (lots of staff in). I walk over to the bench and pick up a huge soup-pot (trust me, it's <i>big</i>) full of unwanted soup and some over stuff. I switched on the waste disposal machine and proceeded to pour the contents of the soup pot into it. Unfortunatly it slipped and all the stuff in the pot went all over my clothes and the floor. End result being the half of the kitchen flooded with this stinking yellow-orange stuff on the busiest night of the year.
I hope she wasnt hot, or you would just be a moron <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
yeah, 'cause i was there.. WTH?
christ.
Hmm...?
Peoples lives are as bad as the country they live in. I'm from wisconsin, my life sucks.
I think that's embarrasing enough to be in this thread...
Peoples lives are as bad as the country they live in. I'm from wisconsin, my life sucks. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Which part?
You win. I would have gone home immediately and commited seppuku. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Outsted at a Star Trek convention...
That has got to be like the bottom of the bottom of the barrel...
You win. I would have gone home immediately and commited seppuku. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Outsted at a Star Trek convention...
That has got to be like the bottom of the bottom of the barrel... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
well, and while you're talking to Kate Mulgrew, for Pete's sake.
<!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> [boring, flat state with more cows then people]
being born naked in a bed with a woman
I guess you don't mean dirty in a good way <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
My most embarassing moment:
There's so many of them but maybe once when me and my friends had this grand idea to compete on who has most guts. This was determined by which one of us runs farthest...in a city...naked.
Alcohol involved. Do not try that at home <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
One is a video tape of me doing DDR, drunk, surrounded by people in our hotel room, my trousers fell down, i wasn't wearing underwear, but i carried on, trousers round ankles holding my... things.
Another, strangely involves my trousers down as well. Basically involves doing the "sack race" from "Kenny Roger's Jack*ss". Trousers down hopping along racing someone else doing the same. Against whilst drunk. Good times. Good times. [EDIT: I won the race by the other person i was racing falling over and a rock hit him in a rather "unfortunate" place.]
I do have a lot more embarassing stories, but most of these are either too sick or inappropriate for this forum, so i won't go into them. Rest assured i've become known as a pretty legendary drunk. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
You win. I would have gone home immediately and commited seppuku. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Outsted at a Star Trek convention...
That has got to be like the bottom of the bottom of the barrel... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
well, and while you're talking to Kate Mulgrew, for Pete's sake. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I knew I should never have brought that up, I thought the scars had healed but..... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
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Anyway she was kind enough not to laugh or anything, but the people behind me all made wisecracks. I guess I was nervous.
remind me not to be anywhere near you when you use your fireamrs deadeye. What caliber pistol?