Favourite Gta Quotes

Lord_Darkness

<div class="IPBDescription">3 or VC</div> I've been playing VC for a while, listening to the chat stations (KCHAT and VCPR), while also listening to the jokes in the FMV mission briefings (Film Studio mission: Martha's Mug Shot), and I was thinking, what quotes from VC did people like the best? Then I thought that I'd broaden the subject a bit and include GTA 3. Just post your favourite lines from the main game, radio, even what the pedestrians and motorists yell out. I'll get the ball rolling with one of my favourites:

-Tommy walks into Rosenbergs office, sees him asleep on the couch. Tommy slams the door.-
Ken Rosenberg: AAAH! Oh, for god's sake, it's you! Oh, Jeez - I'm gonna need new pants!

You almost feel sory for him, don't you? But then you remember, he's a lawyer and an idiot.

Gadzuko

"Any woman knows - if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family."

Oh, and the slogan for Shaft hot dogs. It's a bit suggestive so I won't post it here.

DOOManiac

Every line Lovefist says. (And Lazlo, from both GTA3's)

Jezpuh

I don't have the money sonny.

Mr_Headcrab

"Asuka? I know ive been a bad girl but i <i>REALLY</i> got to pee!"

had me in stiches

Sir_Robin

<i><b>FIGHT LIKE MEN WITH BIG COJONES</b></i>

or Lazlo's->

<i>now it's time to hit the phones. really hard. with our heads...</i>

CForrester

This is actually a whole scene... "Stupid piece of plastic crap! It ate my El Burro movie, it die." "Did you try plugging it in?" I haven't played in a while, so that may be wrong. Also: "I think your birds are back." Classic!

Loke

Pedestrians from GTA3.

"Young man!", "Senior d*ckhead!"

Haha, god I love those guys... and shoot them in the head right after they said their last word. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

Sir_Robin

yeah, the vcr scene

And: <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <i>"Take it easy chillipeppa"</i>

Dubbilex

'Nooooooo! I'll cry when I'm done killing'.
(and pretty much the entire rest of the Exploder commercial <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> )


And Lovefist is also <i>hilarious</i>!

TychoCelchuuu

<!--QuoteBegin--DOOManiac+Aug 6 2003, 05:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Aug 6 2003, 05:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Every line Lovefist says. (And Lazlo, from both GTA3's) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Definetly. The first time I had to keep their limo from exploding, I was laughing to hard to watch where I was going and rear-ended a truck.

Sir_Robin

And the haiti-missions:

<i>"so you the young man me grandparents chatting about eh?"</i>

and

<i>"blow their boats to coffinwood"</i>

Grimm

You'd have to listen to Lazlow's talkshow in GTA3 way too much (like I did) to catch little connections between the stories.

For example:
One guy calls in talking about what small creatures he enjoys consuming, like squirrels and possums and pigeons. Then he says something along the lines of "Pigeons sometimes have little notes attatched to them, like flying fortune cookies".

Later on, an angry woman supporting and orginization called Citizens Raging Against Phones (CRAP) talks about how she and the 4 or 5 other people in the orginization tried to communicate by sending notes with carrier pigeons, but they "Somehow keep disappearing".

When I realized that, I thought it was hilarious.

BigMadSteve

"Well, well. If it ain't Lance Vance Dance"
"Hey! I got enough of that **** in high-school!"

Any scene involving Diaz is funny. "You, you.....DEEEKHEAD!"