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I am not condoning drinking in any way. Just... finding out how drunk you are. If you happen to be drunk.
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I remember going to post-prom my junior year... I made the mistake of having some grapes between prom and post-prom (just an aside, I've never had -any- alcoholic drink in my entire life to date, let alone 4 years ago)... There was a breathalyzer on entry, and I somehow blew a .5. This is interesting, because, as noted on this site:
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->0.40 g/210 liters of breath - At this level most people will become comatose and may die.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think the confused look on my face and the fact that I was still alive convinced them something was wrong. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
I remember going to post-prom my junior year... I made the mistake of having some grapes between prom and post-prom (just an aside, I've never had -any- alcoholic drink in my entire life to date, let alone 4 years ago)... There was a breathalyzer on entry, and I somehow blew a .5. This is interesting, because, as noted on this site:
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->0.40 g/210 liters of breath - At this level most people will become comatose and may die.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think the confused look on my face and the fact that I was still alive convinced them something was wrong. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
ITS THE LIVING DEAD!
I remember going to post-prom my junior year... I made the mistake of having some grapes between prom and post-prom (just an aside, I've never had -any- alcoholic drink in my entire life to date, let alone 4 years ago)... There was a breathalyzer on entry, and I somehow blew a .5. This is interesting, because, as noted on this site:
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->0.40 g/210 liters of breath - At this level most people will become comatose and may die.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think the confused look on my face and the fact that I was still alive convinced them something was wrong. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
good times good times <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
Your estimated blood/breath
alcohol concentration is
496,499.500 g/210 liters of breath
Fun.
I actually had 3 and a half Cosmos in the course of 40 minutes which is even more than I said, and I can tell you I was only buzzing.
The wheel = very very lightweight.
I'll give you a few of my methods for seeing how drunk I am. Don't drive no matter how undrunk you think you are. If you're to be doing ANY drinking at all, find a ride to the party or take public transit. Or go drinking in the park at midnight like a normal person <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->.
1) Touch your face. Any numbness? Just a little? Then you're getting there.
2) Slap/Punch yourself in the face. Did you laugh it off? Might not have done it hard enough, but you're drunk here.
3) Could you lie down anywhere and not care because it's so comfy? Just have a couple more, I mean you've come this far.
4) At any point in the night, were you without an item of clothing that it would normally be socially unacceptable to remove in public? This is fun!
5) Picture a friends mom, maybe not a super hot mom, but one that under normal circumstances is just some person. Is she attractive to no end? Stop drinking around here. Forget what you just thought and go to bed.
Wait, I dont' do all of those...that slap in the face one is my standard test. I find it's a good gauge of crunkedness.
i'm not as think as you drukn i am