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<div class="IPBDescription">Mart's Hate List 2</div>Yes, after... awhile, of hard dedicated work. I am proud to present my second list of 100 things I hate.
For those of you who have no idea what i'm talking about, you can see the original thread here: <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=10&t=2322&st=0' target='_blank'>The Original Hate List</a>.
And so without further distraction, here it is, 'Hate List 2'.
Mart's List of 100 More Things he Hates
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1) Opera crashing during a download.
2) Everything crashing. Ever.
3) People who don't sort their mp3 collections properly.
4) Slow transfer speeds.
5) Getting framerates of 5fps and dying during the slideshow.
6) His mouse cable getting caught on his desk.
7) Sorting his mp3 collection.
8) When Fox show a rerun of TMNT instead of a new episode.
9) Psychotic parents who expect too much.
10) Still having a bad memory.
11) Keratose really suck. (Band.)
12) His RL friends assualting him on his clan forum.
13) Being in the NScommunity for a year and a half and having people mistake him for Martigen.
14) The 24 hour garage no longer selling Chicken and Stuffing sandwiches.
15) Scary lady.
16) Fam being so indecisive about the EC site design.
17) People who say lol for no reason at all what-so-ever what the HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU FREAKS!? *cough*
18) Nano-Gridlock crashing.
19) Forgetting to charge his phone.
20) Calling people at 6am in the morning and them being awake.
21) Calling people at 6am in the morning and having their parents answer the phone.
22) The film 'Anger Management'.
23) Invader Zim being cancelled.
24) Nickelodeon for cancelling Invader Zim.
25) Half-Life crashing at a crucial point in a game.
26) Having bits of his Hero Quest set broken.
27) Injury sending him music that he didn't ask for.
28) His computer, afterall it is 5 years old and hasn't been formatted once.
29) Not being able to run Half-Life 2.
30) Finishing college and not having any reason not to get a job anymore.
31) People who believe they are the be all and end all of on-line gaming.
32) People who get engaged, married and start living together at the age of 17.
33) Transfering files to his sisters laptop via a parellel cable.
34) Preachers.
35) Running out of <a href='http://www.evolutionarily.org/memberspace/mart/pls01.jpg' target='_blank'>Precious Life Source</a>.
36) Zowwy being unable to stay over.
37) Supernorn replying to <b>Every Single Thread</b> on the NS forums.
38) Winamp3.
39) Windows Media Player and RealAudio Jukebox. There have never been any media players more satanic.
40) Quicktime insisting on adding itself to his start-up list whenever he watches a single thing on it.
41) Iain Duncan Smith. The be all and end all of boredom.
42) People who buy top-of-the-range hardware, and then use it for writing Word documents.
43) Morons who hang around on street corners, harass anyone who pass and who vandalise for NO REASON AT ALL WHATSOEVER. The ultimate in pointlessness.
44) Not being able to find episodes of 'Stoppit and Tidy-Up'.
45) People rushing him to finish this list.
46) His mother picking up the phone, hanging up on the person calling and then shouting the word "HELLO!" down the phone for 10 minutes.
47) Running out of sausage rolls and cream cheese.
48) Eating cereal without milk.
49) When he asks Zoe if she wants to go to sleep and she says no, then an hour later he asks again, she says yes and says shes wanted to for the last hour and a half. WHY LIE HUH!? WHHHHYYYYY!?
50) His Final Fantasy X CD getting so scratched that it only managed to load the squaresoft logo.
51) Zowwy attempting to fix his CD using washing up liquid resulting in the CD NOT WORKING AT ALL.
52) Having to pay for new copies of games he already owns.
53) Getting less than 12 hours sleep.
54) People criticising his key setup. EVEN THOUGH IT WORKS PERFECTLY FINE.
55) Dial-Up ISP's who claim "Unlimited Access" but who refuse to let you stay connected for longer than 5 hours a day.
56) Spyware installed by his mother slowing his computer down to a crawl.
57) Soundtrack albums from movies that don't actually have the movie soundtrack on them and instead have a random compilation of rock songs and other trite.
58) People who post demos of their 'leet skills'.
59) Changeovers during train journeys.
60) PvP not being as entertaining as it used to be.
61) When his parent doesn't do a full shop and he is forced to starve.
62) When bands do compilation albums of all their old singles.
63) When bands do compilation albums of all the B-Sides on all their old singles. They were the B-Side because they sucked, thereby creating a whole album of suck. gg.
64) Flea bites.
65) People that continuously type their instead of they're.
66) MonsE being so mean towards him and the other ECers for no justifiable reason.
67) Large phone bills.
68) People who tell lies for no reason about stupid little things.
69) Lacking Ambition.
70) Drivers who don't signal when they're turning.
71) Losing his ability to write funny ATMTs.
72) He really hates his crappy machine.
73) The idea of a 'sniper school'. The last thing we need is more elitest assh--*Removed for Decency*
74) Peercast being un-necessarily complicated.
75) CD writers that 'kill' CDs.
76) Playstation2 'Platinum' games. "Yes, lets ruin the artwork on the cover by RANDOMLY COVERING IT IN SILVER! WHEEEE!"
77) The dictionary correcting him.
78) File consistency when the file it can't find isnt even included in the installer.
79) When people kinda break the rules but dont really, so you cant ban them but they're bugging the hell out of you.
80) Getting the proportions wrong on a photoshop.
81) The estate Zoe lives on.
82) Morons with Guns.
83) His monitor always being too bright or too dark.
84) Spending half a day doing something for someone and not getting thanked.
85) People who brag.
86) Post. (It's always bad news, it doesnt matter if it's your diploma, it's still bad news.)
87) Sequels that don't live up to the originals.
88) Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. So unfocused.
89) Adverts for merchandise appearing on TV before the film/book/show has even been released.
90) Zoe's dad staying at hers for a week, preventing him from going to see her.
91) Zoe's dad demanding to meet him.
92) People who are overly patriotic when they're blind to how low the country has sunk and how low the quality of life is.
93) Meeting Zoe's dad.
94) Images corrupting for no apparent reason.
95) Repetitive jokes. E.G. Skorpian that hova-SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY.
96) Being unable to upload maps to Nano-Gridlock.
97) People who think they aren't good at anything.
98) People who think any drink can be better than PLS.
99) Games that are so addictive you stay up till 3am playing them wihtout realising it.
100) People who shout out random suggestions for his hate list. SHUT UP ZOE.
For those of you who have no idea what i'm talking about, you can see the original thread here: <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=10&t=2322&st=0' target='_blank'>The Original Hate List</a>.
And so without further distraction, here it is, 'Hate List 2'.
Mart's List of 100 More Things he Hates
------------------------------------------------
1) Opera crashing during a download.
2) Everything crashing. Ever.
3) People who don't sort their mp3 collections properly.
4) Slow transfer speeds.
5) Getting framerates of 5fps and dying during the slideshow.
6) His mouse cable getting caught on his desk.
7) Sorting his mp3 collection.
8) When Fox show a rerun of TMNT instead of a new episode.
9) Psychotic parents who expect too much.
10) Still having a bad memory.
11) Keratose really suck. (Band.)
12) His RL friends assualting him on his clan forum.
13) Being in the NScommunity for a year and a half and having people mistake him for Martigen.
14) The 24 hour garage no longer selling Chicken and Stuffing sandwiches.
15) Scary lady.
16) Fam being so indecisive about the EC site design.
17) People who say lol for no reason at all what-so-ever what the HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU FREAKS!? *cough*
18) Nano-Gridlock crashing.
19) Forgetting to charge his phone.
20) Calling people at 6am in the morning and them being awake.
21) Calling people at 6am in the morning and having their parents answer the phone.
22) The film 'Anger Management'.
23) Invader Zim being cancelled.
24) Nickelodeon for cancelling Invader Zim.
25) Half-Life crashing at a crucial point in a game.
26) Having bits of his Hero Quest set broken.
27) Injury sending him music that he didn't ask for.
28) His computer, afterall it is 5 years old and hasn't been formatted once.
29) Not being able to run Half-Life 2.
30) Finishing college and not having any reason not to get a job anymore.
31) People who believe they are the be all and end all of on-line gaming.
32) People who get engaged, married and start living together at the age of 17.
33) Transfering files to his sisters laptop via a parellel cable.
34) Preachers.
35) Running out of <a href='http://www.evolutionarily.org/memberspace/mart/pls01.jpg' target='_blank'>Precious Life Source</a>.
36) Zowwy being unable to stay over.
37) Supernorn replying to <b>Every Single Thread</b> on the NS forums.
38) Winamp3.
39) Windows Media Player and RealAudio Jukebox. There have never been any media players more satanic.
40) Quicktime insisting on adding itself to his start-up list whenever he watches a single thing on it.
41) Iain Duncan Smith. The be all and end all of boredom.
42) People who buy top-of-the-range hardware, and then use it for writing Word documents.
43) Morons who hang around on street corners, harass anyone who pass and who vandalise for NO REASON AT ALL WHATSOEVER. The ultimate in pointlessness.
44) Not being able to find episodes of 'Stoppit and Tidy-Up'.
45) People rushing him to finish this list.
46) His mother picking up the phone, hanging up on the person calling and then shouting the word "HELLO!" down the phone for 10 minutes.
47) Running out of sausage rolls and cream cheese.
48) Eating cereal without milk.
49) When he asks Zoe if she wants to go to sleep and she says no, then an hour later he asks again, she says yes and says shes wanted to for the last hour and a half. WHY LIE HUH!? WHHHHYYYYY!?
50) His Final Fantasy X CD getting so scratched that it only managed to load the squaresoft logo.
51) Zowwy attempting to fix his CD using washing up liquid resulting in the CD NOT WORKING AT ALL.
52) Having to pay for new copies of games he already owns.
53) Getting less than 12 hours sleep.
54) People criticising his key setup. EVEN THOUGH IT WORKS PERFECTLY FINE.
55) Dial-Up ISP's who claim "Unlimited Access" but who refuse to let you stay connected for longer than 5 hours a day.
56) Spyware installed by his mother slowing his computer down to a crawl.
57) Soundtrack albums from movies that don't actually have the movie soundtrack on them and instead have a random compilation of rock songs and other trite.
58) People who post demos of their 'leet skills'.
59) Changeovers during train journeys.
60) PvP not being as entertaining as it used to be.
61) When his parent doesn't do a full shop and he is forced to starve.
62) When bands do compilation albums of all their old singles.
63) When bands do compilation albums of all the B-Sides on all their old singles. They were the B-Side because they sucked, thereby creating a whole album of suck. gg.
64) Flea bites.
65) People that continuously type their instead of they're.
66) MonsE being so mean towards him and the other ECers for no justifiable reason.
67) Large phone bills.
68) People who tell lies for no reason about stupid little things.
69) Lacking Ambition.
70) Drivers who don't signal when they're turning.
71) Losing his ability to write funny ATMTs.
72) He really hates his crappy machine.
73) The idea of a 'sniper school'. The last thing we need is more elitest assh--*Removed for Decency*
74) Peercast being un-necessarily complicated.
75) CD writers that 'kill' CDs.
76) Playstation2 'Platinum' games. "Yes, lets ruin the artwork on the cover by RANDOMLY COVERING IT IN SILVER! WHEEEE!"
77) The dictionary correcting him.
78) File consistency when the file it can't find isnt even included in the installer.
79) When people kinda break the rules but dont really, so you cant ban them but they're bugging the hell out of you.
80) Getting the proportions wrong on a photoshop.
81) The estate Zoe lives on.
82) Morons with Guns.
83) His monitor always being too bright or too dark.
84) Spending half a day doing something for someone and not getting thanked.
85) People who brag.
86) Post. (It's always bad news, it doesnt matter if it's your diploma, it's still bad news.)
87) Sequels that don't live up to the originals.
88) Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. So unfocused.
89) Adverts for merchandise appearing on TV before the film/book/show has even been released.
90) Zoe's dad staying at hers for a week, preventing him from going to see her.
91) Zoe's dad demanding to meet him.
92) People who are overly patriotic when they're blind to how low the country has sunk and how low the quality of life is.
93) Meeting Zoe's dad.
94) Images corrupting for no apparent reason.
95) Repetitive jokes. E.G. Skorpian that hova-SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY.
96) Being unable to upload maps to Nano-Gridlock.
97) People who think they aren't good at anything.
98) People who think any drink can be better than PLS.
99) Games that are so addictive you stay up till 3am playing them wihtout realising it.
100) People who shout out random suggestions for his hate list. SHUT UP ZOE.
Comments
That really is disgraceful, Chicken and Stuffing or Tuna and Sweetcorn are the only two sandwiches I look for.
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If you watch him when he makes a speech instead of highlights you get on the news he really is quite entertaining.
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hehe
yeah, I'd agree with the majority of them (obviously excluding things about Zowwy sleeping and whatnot) but why doesn't life run more smoothly hmmm?
do you mean h473?
I think I shall start my own hate list.
1) Being mistaken for MonsE
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9) Psychotic parents who expect too much.
16) Fam being so indecisive about the EC site design.
23) Invader Zim being cancelled.
24) Nickelodeon for cancelling Invader Zim.
25) Half-Life crashing at a crucial point in a game.
29) Not being able to run Half-Life 2.
32) People who get engaged, married and start living together at the age of 17.
40) Quicktime insisting on adding itself to his start-up list whenever he watches a single thing on it.
42) People who buy top-of-the-range hardware, and then use it for writing Word documents.
56) Spyware installed by his mother slowing his computer down to a crawl.
65) People that continuously type their instead of they're.
70) Drivers who don't signal when they're turning.
83) His monitor always being too bright or too dark.
84) Spending half a day doing something for someone and not getting thanked.
87) Sequels that don't live up to the originals.
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Yeah.
24) Nickelodeon for cancelling Invader Zim.
100) People who shout out random suggestions for his hate list. SHUT UP ZOE. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
23-24: God yes, I agree.
100: Kick his ***, Zoe!
84) Spending half a day doing something for someone and not getting thanked
95) Repetitive jokes. E.G. Skorpian that hova-SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Word.
4) Slow transfer speeds.
5) Getting framerates of 5fps and dying during the slideshow.
9) Psychotic parents who expect too much.
10) Still having a bad memory.
17) People who say lol for no reason at all what-so-ever what the HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU FREAKS!? *cough*
18) Nano-Gridlock crashing.
23) Invader Zim being cancelled.
24) Nickelodeon for cancelling Invader Zim.
28) His computer, afterall it is 5 years old and hasn't been formatted once.
31) People who believe they are the be all and end all of on-line gaming.
<span style='color:red'>35) Running out of <a href='http://www.evolutionarily.org/memberspace/mart/pls01.jpg' target='_blank'>Precious Life Source</a>.</span>
37) Supernorn replying to <b>Every Single Thread</b> on the NS forums.
52) Having to pay for new copies of games he already owns.
57) Soundtrack albums from movies that don't actually have the movie soundtrack on them and instead have a random compilation of rock songs and other trite.
61) When his parent doesn't do a full shop and he is forced to starve.
68) People who tell lies for no reason about stupid little things.
70) Drivers who don't signal when they're turning.
72) He really hates his crappy machine.
82) Morons with Guns.
87) Sequels that don't live up to the originals.
95) Repetitive jokes. E.G. Skorpian that hova-SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY.
99) Games that are so addictive you stay up till 3am playing them wihtout realising it.
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ARG, So very RAWR
Zim has GIR, Futurama doesn't.
W00t. GIR pwns.
How is it that your so nice when you hate so much?
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W00t. GIR pwns. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
"What does the G stand for?"
"I don't know"
He will be missed ;_;
But I need to add:
"Having your mouse1 button collapse under your finger during a critical NS turning point."
Happened to me last night. Furious clicking. I hate that.
"What! Happened to all the fuel?"
"I empted it out"
"What? Why did you do that Gir?"
"To make room for the tuna!"
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Bring Me the Meat!
HOHO, I am just kidding. Gotcha.
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101. People who think that someone is out to get them, even though that someone does not particulary know who they are or acknowledge that they even exist, or why they are so full of borish angst.
Owned.
Futurama has Dr. Zoidberg, Zim doesn't
I agree with everything I agreed on in the EC forums post of this, and some more stuff
but I have to reiterate the "scorpian that hovars-shut the hell up already"
it's dead, let it die and rest peacefully, kind of like egc, but instead of being a cool clan, just a lame joke
*me walks away wooting about boondocks video*
And MonsE, need I remind you of that brief game of Monkeystrike we had where my ping was twice yours?
104) Getting a **** night's sleep only to wake up 2 hours later to the sound of your family making noises in the kitchen at 6:30 A.M and your dog's long nails click clacking on the hard panel surface of the kitchen.
105) Telling your family to quite down and having them yell at you
106) The BI T CHY A@@ 40 year old clerks at stores
107) The **** faggot managers of the tennis court, who tell us to get off the practice court and play on this **** **** gravel
108) Cutting down the signs at 3. AM that say no street hockey, only to realize that there are 5 more metal ones
109) Going insane for no reason.
I hope you don't mind mart for adding a few of my hates hehe...
And MonsE, need I remind you of that brief game of Monkeystrike we had where my ping was twice yours? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You were in that game?
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Haet, kinda like faec.
I wonder if Martigen knows some guy is impersonating him.
+sarcasm tags.