I Have A Sock Puppet Named Tony
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You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">I share because I care</div> I have a sock puppet named Tony.
A wonderful, thunderful companion made of cotton.
Tony likes to steal things. He puts them in his mouth and pretends that nobody sees it.
When he walks down the street, he tries to give shouts to his homies. But all that comes out is *hmmph* *hmmph* *hmmph*, because he's a friggin idiot and always has stuff in his mouth.
He tries to get with the sock ladies at the sock hops. But the sock ladies are nowhere to be found. Because I do not own any girly socks to put on my other hand.
One time I put a sock over Tony and called it Steve. And from that day forward, Tony had to get therapy for his multiple personality disorder.
Steve had a brother named Bobby, but I lost that sock. So now Steve is an only child. Tony told me "Bobby sleeps with the fishes." So I guess I lost Bobby when I went swimming.
And now you know about Tony, and Steve, and Bobby. Don't you wish you didn't ?
P.S. If you believed any of this, then maybe YOU are a sock puppet named Tony..... THINK ABOUT IT
A wonderful, thunderful companion made of cotton.
Tony likes to steal things. He puts them in his mouth and pretends that nobody sees it.
When he walks down the street, he tries to give shouts to his homies. But all that comes out is *hmmph* *hmmph* *hmmph*, because he's a friggin idiot and always has stuff in his mouth.
He tries to get with the sock ladies at the sock hops. But the sock ladies are nowhere to be found. Because I do not own any girly socks to put on my other hand.
One time I put a sock over Tony and called it Steve. And from that day forward, Tony had to get therapy for his multiple personality disorder.
Steve had a brother named Bobby, but I lost that sock. So now Steve is an only child. Tony told me "Bobby sleeps with the fishes." So I guess I lost Bobby when I went swimming.
And now you know about Tony, and Steve, and Bobby. Don't you wish you didn't ?
P.S. If you believed any of this, then maybe YOU are a sock puppet named Tony..... THINK ABOUT IT
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Clearly not as much as [WHO]Them's does <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
dont smoke crack.
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You should send that off to a publishing company or something. Or perhaps, even Gamespy, they tend to post pointless crap GCSE standard stories, and fob them off as professional writing!
Ok, I'll stop now... <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
lol
thats 20 seconds of your life wasted lol
lol
thats 20 seconds of your life wasted lol <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
But wolf, didn't you just read the whole thing?
Meaning 20 seconds of your life wasted?
omg and mine! NOOOOOOOOOOO <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
I wanna play the new and disimproved 2.0 lerk that hovars with flapping
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Are you Tony?
lol
thats 20 seconds of your life wasted lol <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Too much! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
That show is awesome, I have practically every single episode saved on my hard drive. Absolutely hilarious.
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You are so crescent fresh.....this man does crack, he is not crescent fresh.
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Are you Tony? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Sock puppets can't type.
multiple personality disorder -> you have a sock puppet personality -> you believe in all this -> You are the sock puppet, Tony -> multiple personality disorder -> you don't think you are a sock puppet named Tony
Well, not really. I cut up my socks, so, I wouldn't know. Although, <i>one </i>time I did hear a loud screech and a squelch sound as if a plumber was pulled out from a sink when I cut near where the ankle would be.
Steve had a brother named Bobby, but I lost that sock. So now Steve is an only child. Tony told me "Bobby sleeps with the fishes." So I guess I lost Bobby when I went swimming.
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I think the evil Steve personality took over and it was acutually Tony's evil side. He drowned Bobby in the river or shot him then threw him into the river like the Mafia does.
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