Bar Fighting Round Iv

InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">The Curse of Ash.</div> There is no fancy story this time. I am simply here to place a curse upon you entitled The Curse of Ash.

LIST FORMAT!!!!111!11!1`1`1`\

My main job at the bar is to clean glasses and whatnot.
We have several formats of glasses. Schooners, Midis, 7's, Softdrink and your various wine glasses. For sake of this curse we shall focus on the schooners (475mL)
Each tray of schooners holds 24 schooners.
Every 24th schooner comes with a cigarette sitting in the glass and the ash has gone everywhere. TRUST me on this.
Even though we clean every glass with the utmost of care you are still drinking someones ash (Residue)

So do you want to take your chances? 1 in every 24 schooner contains someone elses VILE DISGUSTING ASH.
Now consider that this happens with all the other glass formats.
Drinking at a bar's not looking to crash hot, now is it?




You have now been cursed with The Curse of Ash.


Enjoy your drinks.

Comments

  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    Considering what goes in to most alchoholic drinks cigarette ash is the least of my worries.
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    I don't much care. Being a smoker myself, every drink i get usually ends up with ash in it at some point <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    That's why I bring my own shotglasses to bars, seriously. Or better yet, get drunk before I go into the bar.
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Jun 20 2003, 06:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Jun 20 2003, 06:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That's why I bring my own shotglasses to bars, seriously. Or better yet, get drunk before I go into the bar. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Or better yet, don't go in to bar and get drunk home.
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Jun 20 2003, 04:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Jun 20 2003, 04:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That's why I bring my own shotglasses to bars, seriously. Or better yet, get drunk before I go into the bar. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Then whats the point in going to the bar if your not gonna drink? You might aswell hang out at a late night cafe or something.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    C;mon kids! Why drink at all? STRAIGHT EDGE IS BADASS!
  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    As long as it's been washed with soap and HOT water (preferably a high temp dishwasher) then i'm fine with it.. Hey the .00001 grams of ash that i injest is nothing compared to the pack-a-day of the person who put it there.
  • CrouchingHamsterCrouchingHamster Join Date: 2002-08-17 Member: 1181Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Jun 20 2003, 05:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Jun 20 2003, 05:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> C;mon kids! Why drink at all? STRAIGHT EDGE IS BADASS! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    /sniggers

    Yup, they have all the fun.

    I want to be in their gang.


    Oh...wait....
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Not dieing of liver failure is indeed very fun.
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    Yah except for the fact that most straightedgers end up being a 45 year old alcoholics with peter pan complexes and a 22 year old girlfriend/boyfriend and 4 ex-wives/husbands.

    Repression isn't any more healthy than excess.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    That's why a lot of straight edge kids I know go for porno and other examples of "vice" instead of drugs. It's like crack with no afteraffects, and it's free(if you know where to look)!
  • CrouchingHamsterCrouchingHamster Join Date: 2002-08-17 Member: 1181Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Jun 20 2003, 08:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Jun 20 2003, 08:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Repression isn't any more healthy than excess. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But excess is a helluva lot more fun, done correctly.
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    edited June 2003
    I'm saying a straightedge lifestyle expects you to repress your natural urges and when you get older you'll regret not having done anythng in your youth and either screw over your own life or attempt to live through your children and completely screw them up.

    It's time we start teaching kids how to be safe about what they do, not tell them "NO" cause it doesn't work.

    And yes there is a safe way to experminent with drugs and alcohol despite what you have heard.
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    Things get even hairier when you realise that he said 1 in 24 glasses come in with ash in them <i>every day</i>, so by now every single schooner in the bar probably has ash residue.
  • CrouchingHamsterCrouchingHamster Join Date: 2002-08-17 Member: 1181Members
    edited June 2003
    Damn right Silencer chap.

    Me, I'm a fairly straight edge sort of chap myself, but then I'm old.

    Been there, done that, no desire to do it again, but at least I won't wake up on my 50th birthday thinking "Damn, I wish I'd done that...*".

    (most)Kids need to get things "out of their system", perfectly natural.

    * should read.."wish I'd done that while I was young with no real responsibilities of any kind, although my trivial **** seems important to me right now.."
  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester
    I drink I smoke, I have fun. I live life, could get hit by a bus tommorrow, a superpower could hit the big red button an di'll wake up with 6 arms and a healthy green sheen. I have friends who are straight edge and we get on just fine.
    In fact the straight edgers I know seem to be less bitchy about my smoking than my non smoking friends who drink....intriguing
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Jun 20 2003, 03:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Jun 20 2003, 03:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm saying a straightedge lifestyle expects you to repress your natural urges and when you get older you'll regret not having done anythng in your youth and either screw over your own life or attempt to live through your children and completely screw them up.

    It's time we start teaching kids how to be safe about what they do, not tell them "NO" cause it doesn't work.

    And yes there is a safe way to experminent with drugs and alcohol despite what you have heard. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The straight edge lifestyle has nothing to do with repressing ones self, it merely puts those urges to less self-destructive use. Considering as a good deal of straight-edge kids are punks and other counter-culture kids who get out their anger and sadness through music and flailing around on dance floors like morons then going out back with your monogomous partner, there is a minimum of repression going on.
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    edited June 2003
    I don't really see how smoking or drinking has anything to do with expressing anger or sadness, I have very little to be angry or sad about because I can actually see the world in relative terms. Teen angst is a load of crap in my opinion.

    And like I said satisfying, may I repeat, natural urges doesn't have to be self-destructive as, may I repeat yet again, you can do it safely.
  • CrouchingHamsterCrouchingHamster Join Date: 2002-08-17 Member: 1181Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Jun 20 2003, 09:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Jun 20 2003, 09:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [QUOTE=
    And yes there is a safe way to experminent with drugs and alcohol despite what you have heard. [/QUOTE]
    The straight edge lifestyle has nothing to do with repressing ones self, it merely puts those urges to less self-destructive use. Considering as a good deal of straight-edge kids are punks and other counter-culture kids who get out their anger and sadness through music and flailing around on dance floors like morons then going out back with your monogomous partner, there is a minimum of repression going on. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No offense like, but I suspect you don't know what you're talking about.

    Hedonism = WIN!!!!*

    Disclaimer: You have to do it right.

    Theorise all you wish, but ultimately you have to try it or SUYF!!!

    At best, you are guessing, at worst you lie.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Yeah, I'm a lyer(spalling).

    Suuuuuuuuure.
  • CrouchingHamsterCrouchingHamster Join Date: 2002-08-17 Member: 1181Members
    edited June 2003
    No, I'm serious.

    never mind..
  • UnknownUnknown Join Date: 1970-01-01 Member:
    disclaimer: i don't do anythin except drink occasionally.. but i've known a lot of junkies. so i have a little general knowledge.

    i forgot about this whole thing.. i read about it in maybe '99 or '00.

    you know.... if yer straightedged because drugs are generally detrimental to your health, i've got a message for ya. most drugs'll fawk you up, sometimes makin those holes in yer brain, etc.

    but over in Iran and the surrounding area (i believe?), there's a much different situation. a drug called qat is chewed, and the juices ingested, to produce a buzz. it's incredibly popular, and was banned in Iraq. frequently there are groups of people that chew it together, as a community experience, a spiritual one, or for any other reason (just wanna get a buzz).

    the funny thing is, though... there are, as of yet, NO dangers to your health from gettin high off of this particular plant. i think it's also pretty cheap, maybe around the price of cheap mj.

    presently getting actual info.
  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    This may just be me, but it seems like everyone universally has less fun when they drink. People use alcohol to get themselves in a crazy mood or to relax. Its MUCH more rewarding if you just let that happen naturally.

    I don't think its any coincidence that the rise of drug culture occured at the same time as the change in music from dance music to listening music. People seem to have a hard time having fun these days unless they have alcohol as an excuse. If you want to act stupid, just do it! If you want to dance, just do it! You really don't need alcohol to warm up. Now go out and suprise yourself. Half of peoples drunkeness is just acted anyways. People have trouble being responsible for their own behavior so they use alcohol to provide an excuse for having fun.
  • UnknownUnknown Join Date: 1970-01-01 Member:
    followup to qat, khat, or kat reply.

    Celastrus edulis is the name of the game.

    contains "ephedrinelike compounds". one of the obvious reasons that it's relatively safer than other drugs is that it contains ascorbic acid, an antidote to amphetamine compounds present in the drug at the same time.

    in Yemen, they used qat BEFORE they used coffee. apparently, users have "feelings of bliss, clarity of thought, and [become] euphoric and overly energetic".


    i don't mean to advocate drug use with this post, but i just had to let it out. it's prety fascinating. reports say over an 80% portion of the adult population in Yemen uses qat.

    i discovered it in an issue of time magazine.
  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    edited June 2003
    I don't I drink to get drunk. I drink like a couple beers. 2-3 and im fine. I don't like gettin drunk because im an angry drunk.

    I don't think ciggaret ash is that bad for you if you just eat it.
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Jun 20 2003, 03:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Jun 20 2003, 03:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Not dieing of liver failure is indeed very fun. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    A beer a day wont kill you.
  • UnknownUnknown Join Date: 1970-01-01 Member:
    a beer a second will kill you if you do it for more than 20 seconds or so.

    so don't. ^_^
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