Whos Been Hurt The Most? (physically)
<div class="IPBDescription">I think I'm Accident Prone...</div> I really do think I am accident prone...I've been to the hospital so many damn times, they should have a room just for me. Anyways, throughout my life I've: broken 4 fingers on my right hand when wrestling with my friend, broke my ankle at a basketball game, had to get 7 stitches in my middle finger from a football game, 4 stitches in my right finger from cutting it, 18 stapples in my right knee from blowing it out in football + 10 stitches, around 10 stitches on my forhead from falling when I was little, and last, but probably more to come, I tore all the tendens (spelling sux) and ligaments in my right hand and arm. Whew....WHO CAN BEAT THAT! <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
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Umm, were you expecting some other end result? That bleeding rip in your skin has to close up somehow, remember. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
As for me, I'm probably quite the opposite - I've never broken a bone, never had to get stitches or other similar work done, and I heal minor cuts and scrapes very quickly.
I even got clipped by a car once with what witnesses say was easily enough force to hospitalize me, but I was still able to pick myself up and complain about the scrape I got when hit the pavement. I was a tad sore for the next few days, but miraculously no broken bones.
Well BadKarma bet me 100 bucks that I wouldn't shoot him so I did. Then Renegade tried to kill me with a machete so I shot him in the stomach.
this was about 3 hours ago.
Actually I think Karma took a bullet in Nam.
Actually, it was last year and I was walking in the woods when this kid takes a shot at a squirrel and misses unfortunatly. Hits me in the right bicep, goes right through, missed the bone. And Renegade wouldnt say. He's a Ranger so I geuss you can imagine.
Involved in 5 car accidents, 3 of them serious.
Broken total of three bones.
Sliced her ACL somehow, something to do with softball.
Her knees are pretty much shot through a wierd bone condition I never bothered to learn the name of.
Oh, and in the span of three months:
Passed out for 30 minutes in the dentist's chair while having her wisdom teeth removed.
Grade III concussion due to sledding, which pretty much killed her depth perception past 30 feet.
Severe bronchitis.
Oh, and on our first date, we had to call an ambulance for her because she hadn't eaten enough in the previous day or two, which, coupled with ice skating rather vigourously, caused her blood sugar levels to drop to 1/2 normal. She passed out.
Yeah. I know.
14 stiches on my left shin from a car liscence plate.(Yes, a MOVING car... dont ask how I didnt get cut up any worse.)
4 stiches to the right of my right eye, brother hit me in the head with a freakin pool thermometer thinger. (Evil little son of a.....)
1 broken finger from basketball. (Caught a pass wrong)
That about summs it up for me.
Injury rating(1-10, 10 being the worst) :
6.5(IMO)
i cried all the way to the hospital....
Involved in 5 car accidents, 3 of them serious.
Broken total of three bones.
Sliced her ACL somehow, something to do with softball.
Her knees are pretty much shot through a wierd bone condition I never bothered to learn the name of.
Oh, and in the span of three months:
Passed out for 30 minutes in the dentist's chair while having her wisdom teeth removed.
Grade III concussion due to sledding, which pretty much killed her depth perception past 30 feet.
Severe bronchitis.
Oh, and on our first date, we had to call an ambulance for her because she hadn't eaten enough in the previous day or two, which, coupled with ice skating rather vigourously, caused her blood sugar levels to drop to 1/2 normal. She passed out.
Yeah. I know. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ouch. Good luck to her.
Involved in 5 car accidents, 3 of them serious.
Broken total of three bones.
Sliced her ACL somehow, something to do with softball.
Her knees are pretty much shot through a wierd bone condition I never bothered to learn the name of.
Oh, and in the span of three months:
Passed out for 30 minutes in the dentist's chair while having her wisdom teeth removed.
Grade III concussion due to sledding, which pretty much killed her depth perception past 30 feet.
Severe bronchitis.
Oh, and on our first date, we had to call an ambulance for her because she hadn't eaten enough in the previous day or two, which, coupled with ice skating rather vigourously, caused her blood sugar levels to drop to 1/2 normal. She passed out.
Yeah. I know. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ouch. Good luck to her. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well I can understand why she's your ex ^__^
Involved in 5 car accidents, 3 of them serious.
Broken total of three bones.
Sliced her ACL somehow, something to do with softball.
Her knees are pretty much shot through a wierd bone condition I never bothered to learn the name of.
Oh, and in the span of three months:
Passed out for 30 minutes in the dentist's chair while having her wisdom teeth removed.
Grade III concussion due to sledding, which pretty much killed her depth perception past 30 feet.
Severe bronchitis.
Oh, and on our first date, we had to call an ambulance for her because she hadn't eaten enough in the previous day or two, which, coupled with ice skating rather vigourously, caused her blood sugar levels to drop to 1/2 normal. She passed out.
Yeah. I know. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ouch. Good luck to her. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well I can understand why she's your ex ^__^ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oddly enough, it was her decision to break up.....
That reminds me of an interesting story about my sister you may find amusing...
One day, my sister went to get X-Ray's for a retainer or braces or some orthadontal deal on her teeth. The machine involved two wooden pieces that went just a bit into your ears to keep your head still, and pretty much nothing else (she is standing on her feet). Well, my sister isn't too good with X-Rays, and passes out mid X-Ray. But does she fall on the floor and get hurt? Course not! She was hung up by her ears! The funniest part is thinking of what an 80 year old woman trying to get my sister down while she is being held up by two wooden pegs in her ears...
Ohh, and as for my injuries...I play alot of sports so I have been injured more than a few times, but just never went to the hospital for them, I'm sure I've broken some fingers and sprained my ankle at least a few times, and was unconsious for a half hour with a (most likely) dislocated shoulder, but that didn't stop me from playing baseball the next day.
And if you think you are accident prone, I have a friend who dislocated his knee by taking a golf swing. He was hurt so badly, he was injured in early spring around April, and didn't come back to school for one day the rest of the year...not even in a wheelchair. It goes without saying he didn't play football that Fall either.
I had an interesting little mixup 2 years ago, first I tried to go off a bike jump (I don't know how) and I overshot the landing ramp by about a meter, and landed on my back on the next takeoff ramp (hard packed dirt). I didn't break anything, I got bruised. Then the next day I was biking down the hill and I crashed on my bike and slid down the street (its on a hill) on my knees, ripping them up, I got stitches, and arm brace, and other things. OW did that one hurt.
Once I got a scar on my face from jumping from bed to bed in a hotel and then flying off into the corner of a dresser or something (can't quite remember, I was very young).
I tried to reach across a closed pot of boiling water to get a oven glove, and my arm got really badly burnt, the skin fell off a few days later... UGH!
3 instances of chronic ingrown toenails DESPITE the supposed permanent killing of the cells or whatever that causes toenail growth (was supposed to never grow outwards again, but it did). It sucks when your toes bleed after you kick something. Believe me ingrown toenails hurt like **** over ****.
Other stuff: I biked down my street when I was young, swerved near my driveway, hit the bricks that line the driveway, and slammed into a pine tree. JESUS F. CHRIST that one hurt (and stung afterwards).
One of my friends who plays baseball was at a hitting range machine thingy practicing bunting. Ball ricocheted off the ball and hit him just below the eye. Had to get all this stuff replaced, plastic surgery, metal plates and screws in his face, oh my god that must have been terrible. The ball HIT HIM IN THE EYE. His freaking right side of his face collapsed. aaaghagh
When I was 1 ( I think), there were these really long church steps in my old church's basement and I fell off my mom's back (babysling) and since this church is big and the steps are all stone and there is a bunch of stone at the bottom of the newly constructed church, my pastor catches me, so yea i am pretty lucky?
My dad is pretty strict and he has an extreme temper, so I have been spanked like thousands of times, since I was quite the trouble boy. For example: he wouldn't stop spanking me with 2 by 4 wood untill it would shatter into pieces and pieces; it use to be one of his so called rules or other than that he was just ****. He once spanked me with a hockey stick in a freezer room where they use to store dead cows in, at the back of the use to be grocery store we owned, where they cut meat and sell food, for over 100 times, when I got suspended from school for one weak. Just recently he threw a turkey glass plate at my neck and it shattered, I had to get big stitches, bigger than knife cuts on fingers that I have had, and it is now a 3 inch scar. Reason: My friend came in the house and said it smelled yummy, so I came in and said, " Mom are you cooking crab?" like 2 times, "does it smell like crab?" He though I said crap and yelled at me, and then I was like WTH? and called him a piece of ****.
It goes on and on, but I don't hate my dad or anything, he is a really loving and caring dad, It just I deserved the bad stuff I have gotten from him.
One time when I was 4 I ran like a lunatic and tripped on the door of a stair elevator and fell to the bottom. I got severe head cuts and the scar is still there.
I was swinging on a tree branch and swang all the way around the branch and my arms got sprained, one of my arms was in a sling for 2 months.
I have badly ripped the skin on my balls once when doubling with a friend on a bike, fell of the seat on to the tire.
Was doing some crazy mountain bike stuff and went down a steep 300 meter hill, and broke 5 aprox 12-15 inch trees in half and flew like crazy. The brakes were broken and by the time I was about to jump off the bike, boom!
Was racing in the rain as fast as I could with my friend and was looking down on the sidwalk, because of the rain and wham! hit a busstop pole on my hand and did a 180 superman (so my friend says).
I use to live in an old counrty town for 7 yrs and onetime my friend fell off a treefort and broke both his arms.
When I was a child my back molar became completely black rotten, they put 3 shots of anestetics in my gums to try and ease the pain and it still was hurting like a **** and was crying cause it hurt so bad.
I don't know why, but this toothache was one of the most painful experiences I have ever had.
I fainted and fell from the top of the stairs ( no carpet) to the bottom of the basement, hit my head several times, it hurt like ****, lucky I didn't even get a scratch.
There is a lot more, but I don't want to say and these are all pretty mediocre compared to some of you guys.
Never had stitches.
Never broke a bone.
Never had an operation.
In fact the only time I've been to the hospital, excluding visiting relatives, is when I was born. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Oh yeah, that's right. I put them there.
Sorry, ignore me <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Oh yeah, that's right. I put them there.
Sorry, ignore me <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
lol i actually giggled at that =)
do u mean piercings? -_-
[b]1 time i fell off a playground and split my head open and got a couple of stitches, another time i got drunk and ran into a peg bucket on someones washing line, that split my eyebrow open and i got some stitches there, when i was little again i was spinning the pedal around really fast on an exercise bike and it bumped and 2 of my fingers got stuck inbetween the chain and the stupid wheel thing the chain goes around <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> (my fingers almost came off :O) another time i bit a hole right through my tongue, it bled lots. Last thing i did was break my jaw at a gig which was fun, yet painful. and i also have some metal stuck in my face <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
my uncle takes the cake i think (US Special Forces, served in vietnam)
he's nearly had his arm completely severed, has gunshot wounds in abdomen, arms, and BACK OF NECK <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
he's broken nearly every bone in his body at least once (once pulled off a HALO jump into concrete when it was supposed to be a water, hard to tell in pitch black darkness).
Let's not forget exposure to Agent Orange....