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OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
edited June 2003 in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">early NS.org site intro sound PARODY.</div> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <a href='http://www.df5jz.de/Ollj/NSparody.swf' target='_blank'><b>Parody</b></a> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

<a href='http://www.overmind.org/ns/ns_intro.swf' target='_blank'>classic</a>
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  • meatballmeatball Join Date: 2003-05-10 Member: 16196Members
    hehe... i like it. and mabye abit to realistic?
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  • SnapShotSnapShot Join Date: 2003-04-09 Member: 15345Members
    edited June 2003
    haha nice

    <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo--> Gimmie an HMG
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    rofl <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Thats got to be a classic
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  • StakhanovStakhanov Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14448Members
    edited June 2003
    Nice inspiration <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:orange'>It's Time To Evolve</span></span>
    <span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:gray'>omg noob gorge f4</span></span>
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  • MacguyvokMacguyvok Godlike Fuzzydice Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16162Members
    Hehe, that is awesome! Someone should get MonsE to put it on RR.org, hehe.
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  • Scorpion571Scorpion571 Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9800Members
    Rofl! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • antichristantichrist Join Date: 2003-05-27 Member: 16769Members
    I will happerly host it at commchair.com but.... both me and rr.org are down as we share the same host and not sure what is happening!
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  • Ph0enixPh0enix Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1462Members, Constellation
    Could someone please gave Ollj a cookie ?
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  • Josiah_BartletJosiah_Bartlet Join Date: 2002-07-04 Member: 880Members, Constellation
    That man deserves a cookie.
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  • ArcadiusArcadius Join Date: 2003-04-14 Member: 15491Members
    OMG! That is absolutely hilarious!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    The old flash intro was the thing that really hooked me on NS

    Sad but true
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  • sheena_yanaisheena_yanai Join Date: 2002-12-23 Member: 11426Members
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> lol!
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  • BigwigBigwig Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1646Members
    lol, so true, so true...
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  • XaniethXanieth Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7280Members
    I love the NS intro.. it's so.. awesome. I bookmarked the intro page instead of the other one so every time I wanted to go check news about NS, I would hear "I'm out of ammo, I need ammo! They're still coming!"

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  • LambdaProjectLambdaProject Join Date: 2002-02-20 Member: 230Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->OMG I'd need like a MILLION resource towers! sheesh<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Wow I love the hell of comming, but most of the time I don't. Thats what clans are for <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • 0blique0blique Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16477Members
    Nice work, but seriously, you have too much time.
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  • sH-KibnersH-Kibner Join Date: 2003-04-19 Member: 15647Members
    Does anyone have the lyrics to the rest of that song? "I wish I had a million res nodes..."
    That song is hilarious (sp?).
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  • oblivion_is_at_handoblivion_is_at_hand Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4250Members
    *Bursts funny bone

    Oh god it hurts <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • FinaFina Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3267Members
    When I watched this, I was laughing <b>so hard</b> that I was literally in <b>tears</b>. This is pure gold!

    Whoever came up with this was a genius. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • FireStormFireStorm Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7390Members
    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • EzekielEzekiel Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3006Members
    hahahaa thats brilliant, nice one <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Marine0IMarine0I Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8639Members, Constellation
    I love that last almost "parting shot"

    "Dont quite your day job comm"

    just love it
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  • ZiGGYZiGGY Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12479Members
    makes you weak at the knees innit <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
    saturday afternoon bump.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    You want lyrics? I got the sound file here and a lot of free time, so here I go:

    (starting from after the whining on the into stops)
    (bits in <i>italics</i> are sung by a different guy)
    [bits in square brackets are said rather than sung]

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> if i had a million res nodes,</i>
    I'd build you a base.
    I would build you a base.

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> if i had a million res nodes,</i>
    I'd buy you structures for you base
    <i> Maybe a nice infantry portal, or an armoury</i>

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> if i had a million res nodes,</i>
    I'd buy you an armslab.
    <i> a nice place to get new upgrades </i>

    If I had a million res nodes,
    You'd shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> I'd put a comm-chair in their hive </i>

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> You could build it and I could guard </i>

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> Maybe we could put, like a bunch of mines up in there, everywhere. </i>

    [They look like laser pointers.]
    [<i>well they do, but they blow up and kill stuff</i>]
    [It'd be funny if you could, like, change the heads on those. Put little words and shapes inside em.]
    [<i> Right, right, like a message before you die! </i>]
    [Right! Like... f**k you skulk!]
    [<i>Exactly!</i>]

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> if i had a million res nodes,</i>
    I'd buy you a shotgun
    <i> but not a real shotgun, that's cruel </i>

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> if i had a million res nodes,</i>
    I'd buy you a proto lab.
    <i> Yep, get jet-packs, or heavies </i>

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> if i had a million res nodes,</i>
    I'd buy Charlie Cleavland's remains
    (can't make this line out)

    If I had a million res nodes,
    You'd shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> We wouldn't have to walk to the hive </i>

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i>We'd take a jet-pack (something something)</i>

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> We wouldn't have to eat space-rations</i>

    [Well we would eat space-rations]
    [<i>Of course we would, we'd just eat more of them.</i>
    [Have you ever noticed, when you're flying a jet-pack, you can go at 600mph into a wall and live, but drop 20 feet and die.[
    [<i>There's a reason for that actually.</i>]
    [What's that?]
    [<i>Flayra didn't exactly do too well in Physics</i>

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> if i had a million res nodes,</i>
    I'd buy you a phasegate.
    <i> but not a real phasegate, that's cruel </i>

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> if i had a million res nodes,</i>
    I'd buy you some tech
    <i> Lots of weapons, or some armour </i>

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> if i had a million res nodes,</i>
    I'd buy you a turret
    <i>Haven't you always wanted a tuh-RET! </i>

    If I had a million res nodes,
    You'd shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> if i had a million res nodes,</i>

    If I had a million res nodes,
    <i> if i had a million res nodes,</i>

    If I had a million reeeeeeeeeeeees nooooooooooodes,

    (pause)

    We could win.



    I have way too much free time, but there you go.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    I think this deserves a

    *BUMP*

    Since I took the time to write out the lyrics to 'If I had a million res nodes' and no-one read em <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    HAHA yes
    /me paypals Ollj a cookie <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • JesusCJesusC Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14996Members
    <!--QuoteBegin---_Phoenix_-+Jun 18 2003, 12:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-_Phoenix_- @ Jun 18 2003, 12:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Could someone please gave Ollj a cookie ? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'll third that. Hm... cookies.
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  • GiGGiG Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14416Members
    ROFL
    I fell off my chair and almost broke my toe again. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Fantastic. (:
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