Matrix Reloaded (after Assembly Compilation)

MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
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<div class="IPBDescription">Smaller, faster... we can rebuild it</div> The Matrix Reloaded, in Cliff's Notes version

<a href='http://ter.air0day.com/index.php?script=matrixreloaded' target='_blank'>http://ter.air0day.com/index.php?script=matrixreloaded</a>
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  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    ROFL how random could you get!
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    Gimme ops! I want ops! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    I haven't seen the movie so I don't follow it entirely. Funny though.
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  • Josiah_BartletJosiah_Bartlet Join Date: 2002-07-04 Member: 880Members, Constellation
    Hurrah - finally I have the ultimate weapon in explaining to my friends why the Matrix is/was/ever will be pants.


    Monse I salute you (The British way of course)
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    Haters all of you.

    The matrix still pwns you.
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  • PegenatorPegenator Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11269Members
    Roofles! I almost had tears come out my eyes while laughing at that!

    <!--QuoteBegin--Laurence Fishburne+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Laurence Fishburne)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Oh sh**.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Pwnd.
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    hmm...

    amusing, if a little off the plot.

    the Explainder was actually the architect. i thought i should point that out.

    just in case anybody got misled
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    edited June 2003
    And the reason the nuclear power plant scene wasn't in the movie (yes it was shot, it got cut) was because of our new stance on "terrorism" the movie studio got pressure to remove as much violence against police, FBI, etc. as possible. So it's easy to see why they forced the Brothers to cut an assult on a nuclear power plant. Not to mention post offices, airports, I'm not making this up it's why Enter the Matrix was made because they had to fill in all lapses from the movie.

    Damn neo-fascists at WB.

    edit: If anyone remembers the heat they got for the lobby scene from the first one, they can imagine what it would be like post 9/11.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    This has already been posted here. but it's still funny.
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=10&t=32200&st=210&hl=gimme+ops' target='_blank'>Here, to be exact</a>
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  • TwexTwex Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4999Members
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'm not making this up it's why Enter the Matrix was made because they had to fill in all lapses from the movie.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This is the most ludicrous excuse for derivative merchandise I've ever seen. So people have to pay twice to get the whole plot because the "Brothers" were too spineless to stand up to some shallowminded Political Correctness guys, huh?

    "Um, sorry fans, we don't really WANT to sell you all this stuff, but evil government agents force us to." <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Rod Hilton is right on target as usual. I was hooked on his scripts when I stumbled over his version of the final scene from<a href='http://ter.air0day.com/index.php?script=xmen' target='_blank'>X-Men</a>, another movie that never should have received a sequel. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->IAN MCKELLEN: This chess game is civilized and dignified, yet with an undertone of strong competition and battle, much like our typical interactions.
    PATRICK STEWART: Astute of you to notice that, old friend and also arch-nemesis.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Twex+Jun 17 2003, 02:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Twex @ Jun 17 2003, 02:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'm not making this up it's why Enter the Matrix was made because they had to fill in all lapses from the movie.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This is the most ludicrous excuse for derivative merchandise I've ever seen. So people have to pay twice to get the whole plot because the "Brothers" were too spineless to stand up to some shallowminded Political Correctness guys, huh?

    "Um, sorry fans, we don't really WANT to sell you all this stuff, but evil government agents force us to." <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Rod Hilton is right on target as usual. I was hooked on his scripts when I stumbled over his version of the final scene from<a href='http://ter.air0day.com/index.php?script=xmen' target='_blank'>X-Men</a>, another movie that never should have received a sequel. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->IAN MCKELLEN: This chess game is civilized and dignified, yet with an undertone of strong competition and battle, much like our typical interactions.
    PATRICK STEWART: Astute of you to notice that, old friend and also arch-nemesis.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yah except if they put all that into Reloaded they'd probably get dropped by WB and we'd never have revolutions. Who knows maybe Revolutions will be extremely violent.
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  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    Lobby scene owned. End.
    GG with that parody of the matrix reloaded btw <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SpceM0nkeySpceM0nkey Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12480Members
    people dont give you $300 million to be creative without limitations.

    The brothers spineless? take your high moral authority and **** off.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    LOL! Awesome.
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  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    "They are CHASED by TWO ALBINO RASTAFARIANS. More video game music plays in the background."

    HAFHAFHAFHAFHAF.

    --Scythe--
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Jun 18 2003, 02:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Jun 18 2003, 02:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This has already been posted here. but it's still funny. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

    I thought this was going to be another programmer joke <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    hahahahahahaa, the ending was great, with the powerade... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!111111
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  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    Anybody catch the Matrix spoof at the mtv movie awards?
    That was funny as hell. Especially the part with the architect...
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sp@ceM0nkey+Jun 17 2003, 05:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sp@ceM0nkey @ Jun 17 2003, 05:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> people dont give you $300 million to be creative without limitations.

    The brothers spineless? take your high moral authority and **** off. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Exactly the studio pretty much bought the movies, I doubt the brothers had much say in it. And considering how long it took for the movies to come out I'm sure they tried to fight it.
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