Google Is God

ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">b/c I am odd and feel like it</div> Ok, many of you probably know about www.googlism.com

fun little sight that will tell you who/what something is (by use of google)

for a few amuzing ones:
christopher vickery is professor of computer science at queens college of cuny (this is my dad, and yes that is exactly who he is)

flayra is waaaaaaaayyyyyyy too old
flayra is stamping bugs and adding features
flayra is working on optimizing the server code
flayra is not laughing

monsieurevil is yet to submit a signature
monsieurevil is the mods pr guy and he knows quite a bit

Do a search for MonsE (its amusing), and Flay will get you references to Bobby Flay (a twit of a chef)

You can try googlisms for your self (unfortunatly I am not know, either as my self or Thansal)

so lets see what you can all come up with <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

Comments

  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Well, if you search for my real name, googlism pops up "<insert my name> is alternatively credited with assisting this policy of slaughter..."
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    congratz man

    not only are you an american but you have gotten to slaughter people

    WAY TO GO!! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    Why do people hate Americans so much?
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    burr is a mystery

    burr is a "noted sex deviate <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->

    burr is the unlikely villain

    wow, so many things I didn't know about myself
  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    People hate Americans so much because they can't get away from us. I can't blame them.

    How would you feel if almost every major company was run by the British, and you had British chain restraunts in America, and etcetera.
  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    Nothing returned for "DY357LX" <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
    But a search for "MonsE" returned:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->monse is a single taxpayer residing in puerto rico as a bonafide resident and is 66 years of age<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Typing in "Coil" returned:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->coil is a coil is a coil<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Er

    Last one I tried was KFS (Kung Fu Squirrel):
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->kfs is a log<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Hahaha, hours of fun <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    side note, I am an american <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> (If you had read his thread on getting his citizenship you woulda gotten my joke <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> sry <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->)

    on recursion:
    recursion is life recursive
    recursion is recursion


    For after all to understand recursion you must first understand recursion <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    (bad programer jokes <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->)
  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sirus+Jun 10 2003, 06:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Jun 10 2003, 06:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> People hate Americans so much because they can't get away from us. I can't blame them.

    How would you feel if almost every major company was run by the British, and you had British chain restraunts in America, and etcetera. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'd probably be used to it. I have nothing against other countries or the people in other countries, only people who are arrogant and hate Americans because of our supposed arrogancy.

    Decipher that sentence and get a cooke.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sirus+Jun 10 2003, 04:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Jun 10 2003, 04:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How would you feel if almost every major company was run by the British, and you had British chain restraunts in America, and etcetera. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Someone doesn't like cultural diversity? GG.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    I would perfer either a cookie or some coke (not of the cola form) over a cooke

    you don't care what other ppl say, or where they are from. however the twits who insist on (honestly) insulting our country are just that, twits <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->


    now wheres my ****** COKE!!!

    @ Liku, no it is just that the US is esay to hate b/c we are every where. And a starbucks on every corner is not 'cultural diversity' It is disgusting
    On 2 side notes:
    I am a New Yorker and if you stand in Astor Place there are 3 Starbucks with in viewing distance and another one 1 block away
    I love Frapachenos(SP?) <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SycophantSycophant Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7092Members
    edited June 2003
    Aww gee, now I really feel like a n00b. Even Google doesn't know who I really am.

    "Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about chris mallard yet."

    Sycophant, on the other hand, comes back with a few interesting tidbits of information:

    "sycophant is known for attending many parties" __ <span style='color:gray'>...well, obviously</span>
    "sycophant is a dastardly undead menace" __ <span style='color:gray'>damn, google <i>does</i> know everthing!!</span>
    "sycophant is one who tries to look good by making others look bad" __ <span style='color:gray'>...who, me?</span> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
    "sycophant is a homicidally deranged pachyderm" __ <span style='color:gray'>is this in addition to being a dastardly undead menace?</span>
    "sycophant is ultimately gorgeously in the money" __ <span style='color:gray'>you better believe it, ladies!!</span> <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

    ....and my personal favorite:

    "sycophant is babbling about alterations in the fundamental structure of the human psyche which would require millennia to effect" __ <span style='color:gray'>sure, but only on tuesdays, and only when wearing my 'special' hat</span>
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about chris sabjan yet.


    Cool!
  • CatpokerCatpoker Join Date: 2002-06-25 Member: 816Members
    i got this <a href='http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/toons/Graphics/catpoker.jpg' target='_blank'>Image</a> when i typed in my name..... LOL
  • Dr_ShaggyDr_Shaggy Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1340Members, Constellation
    These are from my real first name (which isn't all that common, but not really rare so its got some good selection). Names replaced to protect the guilty.

    Dr_Shaggy is an idol to me because he works hard to do good in school and in sports
    <snickers>

    Dr_Shaggy is considered by many as the fastest current off road racer in the world

    Dr_Shaggy is working with an electrical contractor to put capacitors across the loads to improve the power factor in their operation

    Dr_Shaggy is the world leader of weight loss camps

    and my favortie/most accurate:
    Dr_Shaggy is the best 3rd/he is "filthy"

    surprisingly, not the first time i've been called filthy.
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    I put in my real name. Got some pretty interesting results

    ***** is a unix and linux programmer for healthpartners
    ***** is in his seventh year at glasgow middle school and is currently a seventh and eighth grade social studies teacher
    ***** is a missionary of the general board of global ministries of the united methodist church assigned as director of hispanic ministries for the
    ***** is employed as a fuel technician at northern states power
    ***** is a video and sound artist whose pieces have shown at festivals and arts spaces nationally
    ***** is on target when he says that handing over to a reporter correspondence that private citizens expected to be private
    ***** is a video and sound artist whose pieces have shown at festivals and arts spaces worldwide
    <b>***** is shot and killed by cpl</b> (!!!!!)
    ***** is the landscape services manager and allen krumsee is the manager of the parks maintenance division
  • FrikkFrikk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3164Members, Constellation
    frikk is a happy soul who likes to do obedience and loves to work -Not on your life.
    frikk is the difference between a normal regular human waffle and a "malted" waffle is?
    frikk is the nice tall viking standing in front of the haggerfell smithy
    frikk is ranked 122 and has played for 25m in 14 days real name
    frikk is aged 70+ and is rather fond of the colour 'yes
    frikk is ranked 3 and has played for 2h17m in 14 days
    frikk is wrong with dorothy's eyes? she tired or something?
    frikk is ranked 96 and has played for 52m in 14 days
    frikk is the dude talking about?



    And the best one:

    frikk is a story about a boy who plays the fiddle so people just have to dance
  • SycophantSycophant Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7092Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Frikk+Jun 11 2003, 12:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Frikk @ Jun 11 2003, 12:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And the best one:

    frikk is a story about a boy who plays the fiddle so people just have to dance <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    /me donces to the lively tune of Frikk's fiddle <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    I AM TEH WIN!!!!11oneone11!
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->sbv is designed for the blow off of leakage gas quantities
    sbv is parasite
    sbv is entitled to use such measures as warning penalty
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hehe.
    (nothing is listed for me)
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    But perfect is the last one, it is the overall total..
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    otto destruct is a leftover from pe
  • LeetVegeTaLeetVegeTa Join Date: 2003-02-27 Member: 14103Members
    vegeta is the most powerful and feared of all the saiyans
    vegeta is a total hottie
    vegeta is an amazing all around warrior
    veg is a founding member of the beer of the month club
    veg is sure to please

    i knew google liked me

    natural selection is a gateway to quality
    natural selection is the best

    it likes ns too
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->dread is going to have '200 tons of smoke and metal' deposited at his front<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Ouch <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->dread is the bad guy in the universe of captain power<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Why I have to be always the bad guy <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->dread is back in town<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    You betcha!
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    jesper is a total genius when it comes to this stuff"; "excellent coverage and presentation of material
    jesper is very knowledgeable"
  • Brave_UlyssesBrave_Ulysses Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15922Members
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Jefe+Jun 10 2003, 07:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jefe @ Jun 10 2003, 07:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why do people hate Americans so much? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    'Cos you lot talk funny and way too loud. It feels very ... grating on one's nerves. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I speak to a few Americans on my mobile (cellphone for you yanks out there who don't know what I mean) - one of them has an absolutely ace brutal accent. Br00tle, even. I don't know where he lives though.

    <b>brave ulysses is a fully improvisational
    brave ulysses is also logged as being recorded but it was not broadcast and no transcription exists
    brave ulysses is
    brave ulysses is from the first show
    brave ulysses is the man traditional american marches
    brave ulysses is the man inaugurals marches
    brave ulysses is playing on the stereo</b>

    I like that Brave Ulysses Is bit - I just am <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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