Omg The Turtle Peed On Me

CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
edited June 2003 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">ya try 2 do the right thig...</div> Yea so my little sister finds this big turtle that came over from the pond (our backyard backs right up to a huge golf course) Being the type of person that doesnt want the turtle to get run over by the lawnmower or something I go out to pick it up and bring it back to the pond area (like a good 1,000 away, must have taken the thing 4 ever to get over here)

So I go out, pick it up and I must have triggured natures defense mechanism for turtles or something b/c the second I lift it up it takes a LONG big p i s s all over me. I just got back from washing up.
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    Toads and Frogs have that defense mechanism as well


    good times <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    This should get "The funniest animal mishap" award! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Amped1Amped1 Join Date: 2003-02-08 Member: 13287Members
    Lol. Funny Story.
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    This happens often to me. But usually involving my cats, and their great habit of farting when you pick them up.
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  • tseepratseepra Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10530Members
    Yeah i'v been peed on on several occasions while picking up frogs.
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  • GreyPawsGreyPaws Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8659Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+Jun 10 2003, 04:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ Jun 10 2003, 04:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This happens often to me. But usually involving my cats, and their great habit of farting when you pick them up. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    holy crap my cat farted so bad on me one night I thought I was gunna puke

    he looked all happy to when I was reeling in horror
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  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--GreyPaws+Jun 10 2003, 03:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (GreyPaws @ Jun 10 2003, 03:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+Jun 10 2003, 04:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ Jun 10 2003, 04:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This happens often to me. But usually involving my cats, and their great habit of farting when you pick them up. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    holy crap my cat farted so bad on me one night I thought I was gunna puke

    he looked all happy to when I was reeling in horror <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    omg, roofles.
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  • GreyPawsGreyPaws Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8659Members
    yeah man.. you feed em, pet em.. let them in and out of the house at ungodly early hours.. and what do they do? Fart on you the first chance they get!
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cpl.Davis+Jun 10 2003, 08:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Jun 10 2003, 08:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yea so my little sister finds this big turtle that came over from the pond (our backyard backs right up to a huge golf course)  Being the type of person that doesnt want the turtle to get run over by the lawnmower or something I go out to pick it up and bring it back to the pond area (like a good 1,000 away, must have taken the thing 4 ever to get over here)

    So I go out, pick it up and I must have triggured natures defense mechanism for turtles or something b/c the second I lift it up it takes a LONG big p i s s all over me.  I just got back from washing up. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Damn man, don't you know ANYTHING !?
    The way to move a shelled animal is to, sneak up to it,
    stick your foot or a pole or something under its stomach
    and quickly flip the ****** onto its shell.
    You then kick it back to where-ever or slide it along with a hockey-stick.
    Those LaCrosse sticks are also pretty handy. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Strange. Any frog that hops across our lawn is insta-chased by me if I spot. Dunno why, but I can't resist catching a frog if I see one. Must have been a stork in my previous life... Anyway, I have never been peed on by one. Nuh-uh. Not once. *shakes head violently*
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  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    Anyone peed <i>over</i> a frog? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    And no, I didn't.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    I'd be SO **** if that stupid turtle did it to me... he's not a smart turtle.
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Cats are bumholes. And frogs are good target practice.
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  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    Why do you think they drink all that water all day?
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  • AgentOrangeAgentOrange Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--lolfighter+Jun 10 2003, 05:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Jun 10 2003, 05:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Strange. Any frog that hops across our lawn is insta-chased by me if I spot. Dunno why, but I can't resist catching a frog if I see one. Must have been a stork in my previous life... Anyway, I have never been peed on by one. Nuh-uh. Not once. *shakes head violently* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Find me a man who says he can resist catching a frog, show him to me, and I will show you a liar! Only the strongest of the strong willed can actually resist the hoppy goodness that is a frog.
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    LOL man, ****** LOL

    as for amusing defence mechanisms:

    Crikets bleed on you <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Yah, catching small fast things is FUN (always went after frogs and crikets)

    The one I am proud of was catching some sorta chamelion (fn fast little buggers and hard to catch)
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--GreyPaws+Jun 10 2003, 05:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (GreyPaws @ Jun 10 2003, 05:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> yeah man.. you feed em, pet em.. let them in and out of the house at ungodly early hours.. and what do they do? Fart on you the first chance they get! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You're damned right they do! It's cuz they know what's up and they know that they don't need you. Cats so kick ****.
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  • DysfunctionalDysfunctional Join Date: 2003-06-06 Member: 17055Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cpl.Davis+Jun 10 2003, 03:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Jun 10 2003, 03:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yea so my little sister finds this big turtle that came over from the pond (our backyard backs right up to a huge golf course) Being the type of person that doesnt want the turtle to get run over by the lawnmower or something I go out to pick it up and bring it back to the pond area (like a good 1,000 away, must have taken the thing 4 ever to get over here)

    So I go out, pick it up and I must have triggured natures defense mechanism for turtles or something b/c the second I lift it up it takes a LONG big p i s s all over me. I just got back from washing up. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Haha.. Great story.

    Thats what you get for trying to screw with the turtles plan for world domination. It all starts in your backyard.......

    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    How did you pick it up ?

    I mean, you wouldn't have it facing your body like your gonna hug the damn thing.

    :D
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sirus+Jun 10 2003, 10:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Jun 10 2003, 10:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How did you pick it up ?

    I mean, you wouldn't have it facing your body like your gonna hug the damn thing.

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I came at it from behind so it would have no chance of biting me (probably would have just hid in his shell but i wasnt gonna take the risk) So his side was facing towards me.

    Dude that pee stream shot out like 7 inches RIGHT at me it was like he aimed or something. lol grr. Ill give him an A for accuracy.
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