Euphemism Generator

MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
edited June 2003 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">"Inspecting the cactus"</div> You may have seen this sort of thing before, but whatever (yeah, I'm talk to YOU, Mr. jaded teen-angst internet youth).

Click me for the funny fun that is <a href='http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism' target='_blank'>The Euphemism Generator</a>

Some of my faves...

<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Shut the door! I'm <b>understanding the bacon!</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Of course, back in my day we called it <b>chastising the platoon.</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

and the ever popular

<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This unique and colorful custom is referred to as <b>buttering the French czar..</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    "spewing forth the big purple peach."

    That dosen't exactly sound healthy. ^_^
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began delegating the enchilada.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> This one actually seems to make some sense. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • AgentOrangeAgentOrange Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9244Members
    Oh god! Too much funny!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Instead, she spent the night alone,

    <b>munching the pope's pink predator.</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were

    <b>pleasing the melting purple banana.</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This is not an appropriate place for

    <b>double-parking the moist poetic sheriff.</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed

    meeting the bunny.
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  • NarfNarf Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2609Members
    Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently
    squirreling away the purple dermal chicken.

    The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men
    massaging the tabby.

    Needless to say, I promptly began
    teasing the pink pork mushroom.

    ish.
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  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    Ah, indeed there are much funnies to be had here

    This unique and colorful custom is referred to as <b>baking the Polish goodness.</b>

    She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him <b>exercising the bishop.</b>

    He was so drunk, he was literally <b>playing hide the chipmunk.</b>

    Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began <b>pointing at the limp incandescent juice.</b>

    Instead, she spent the night alone, <b>chastising the rubber four-legged puppy.</b>
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    edited June 2003
    Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience <b>washing the bishop.</b>

    Will you stop <b>torching the Polish buttery taco?!</b>

    Every morning, he woke up <b> beating the object. </b>

    He normally shut his eyes while <b> roasting the coconut-cream heat-seeking christmas tree. </b>

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  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at mangling the heat-seeking tabby.

    They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them unlocking the rubber groceries.

    He was so drunk, he was literally playing spin the trouser burrito. (eww..)

    As the kids say, she was absorbing the brass smurfy mutton.

    This unique and colorful custom is referred to as meeting the pork yogurt.
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience spanking the invisible parcel.

    In fifty years, would people of our age still call it angering the chocolate wave?

    I couldn't believe my best friend was actually wielding the poetic pimentos.

    I feel like cancelling the parking brake. (uh oh...)

    Will you stop landing the chocolate Cossack?!

    Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed fogging up the perpetual moose.

    She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were wielding the sacred pocket guy.

    And the all time classic: Needless to say, I promptly began digesting the red chocolate parking brake.
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    For some reason my computer insisted on downloading it as a file instead of going to the page. WTH.

    I set the file extension as .html so it works... but every time I run it it gives me "The last time I saw him, he was flensing the mushroom" as the euphemism. Bah.
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  • Brave_UlyssesBrave_Ulysses Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15922Members
    Imagine her horror when she came to dinner to find her date <b>biting the rubber chutney</b>.

    You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were <b>petting the stick</b>

    Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been <b>flogging the joyous Spanish raccoon</b>.

    Shut the door! I'm <b>dropping the canyon</b>!

    They were hoping the neighbours couldn't see them <b>widening the trout</b>.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    bahahahahahha none of those make sense <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • FireStormFireStorm Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7390Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The last time I saw him, he was

    playing with the soap.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    WTH?
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This is not an appropriate place for

    lubing the darkness.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Ahem

    I feel all dirty now.......
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    MonsE, Best PR guy EVER !

    Instead, she spent the night alone, absorbing the wife's mushroom.

    Will you stop lurking in the four-legged brass tunnel?!

    Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently whipping the melting microphone.

    Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been whipping the batmobile.

    Hmm. I sense a little innuendo.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Hey! Whose been locating the buttery goodness?? (i liked that one)

    Hey! Who's been savoring the pretzel?!

    And some more:

    Shampooing the lizard
    pushing the pope's lower predator
    pounding the lucky parking brake
    wrestling the pope's groovy canoe
    spending the cheap trouser sausage
    nibbling at the chimney
    chasing the invisible coconut-cream god
    buttering the best friend
    polishing the royal ballroom
    hot gluing the flesh paisley statue
    absorbing the salty criminal
    filing the sheets
    trolling for the christmas tree
    curdling the stiff carrot
    releasing the cheap porcelain eggplant
    burping the ham canyon
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  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This unique and colorful custom is referred to as
    shucking the incandescent pimentos.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Eh, rock on?
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I feel like flossing the pope's microphone.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Shut the door! I'm fondling the emperor!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • Spyder_MonkeySpyder_Monkey Vampire-Ninja-Monkey Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 8Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Hey! Who's been <b>soiling the badger?!</b>

    In fifty years, would people of our age still call it <b>pinching the flambé?</b>

    I feel like <b>boarding the smurfy meat.</b>
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    I couldn't believe my luck as she started <b>flossing the glass client-server cheese.</b>

    Needless to say, I promptly began <b>salting the chutney</b>

    The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men <b>shouting at the sly peach.</b>

    It really is endless fun...
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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were <b>arresting the forbidden
    screaming donuts</b>.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    O_o
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I couldn't believe my luck as she started

    savoring the perpetual sacred walrus.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That sounds like great fun indeed!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->He was so drunk, he was literally

    bagging the ol' Nantucket brass cowboy.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That makes it sound like an adventure!
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed

    <b>basting the bald flounder</b>

    OMG awesome...
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  • JammerJammer Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 728Members, Constellation
    Monse...
    using 'OMG'...
    ...
    WOW.

    What do you say we all head over to Monse's and have a slumber party. We'll paint nails and do hair and talk about the boys we like! Oh, and we'll eat Hagen Daz right out of the container! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG@!!!!!!!RORFLFL!


    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    And while we're there, we can 'unlock the pudding.' HAHA...
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    Seems like you've done this before Jammer...
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  • JammerJammer Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 728Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Seems like you've this before Jammer... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Seems like you've forgotten a verb Sirus. :-P

    I'll fix it for you.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Seems like you've <b>never done anything so contrary to your masculinity like</b> this before Jammer... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Fixed! No need to thank me.

    EDIT
    I'm just playing Monse. Anyway, back on topic!

    'Attending to the Manatee'
    ...? Right.....
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Brave Ulysses+Jun 8 2003, 09:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Brave Ulysses @ Jun 8 2003, 09:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Imagine her horror when she came to dinner to find her date <b>biting the rubber chutney</b>.

    You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were <b>petting the stick</b>

    Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been <b>flogging the joyous Spanish raccoon</b>.

    Shut the door! I'm <b>dropping the canyon</b>!

    They were hoping the neighbours couldn't see them <b>widening the trout</b>. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's the only funny one.
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    I have no idea what your talking about Jammer.

    ^^
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