Free Sex For Returning Troops!
MonsieurEvil
Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
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<div class="IPBDescription">darnit, where was this when I was in???</div> (from Yahoo news: <a href='http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20030604/od_nm/brothel_dc)' target='_blank'>http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor..._nm/brothel_dc)</a>
Some guys get all the luck. That's a top-quality place too, I was stationed not too far from there for a while. Not that I attended, I heard from buddies.
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Wed Jun 4,10:22 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Talk about what you can do for your country!
In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq (news - web sites) war.
The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 percent discounts on sex to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday.
Hof hit on his unique gesture for honoring U.S. troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centerfold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines.
"We were receiving about 20 letters a day," Hof said. "We thought, when these guys are done we'll do something special for them."
The first 50 servicemen and women through the door will receive a sexy knockoff of their military-issued "TA-50" kits of personal hygiene items. Instead of toothbrushes and soap, Hof's kits contain condoms, lubricant, an adult magazine and a certificate for free sex.
Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 -- a worthy sacrifice, he said.
"We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen," he said. "If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but ... we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Some guys get all the luck. That's a top-quality place too, I was stationed not too far from there for a while. Not that I attended, I heard from buddies.
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Wed Jun 4,10:22 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Talk about what you can do for your country!
In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq (news - web sites) war.
The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 percent discounts on sex to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday.
Hof hit on his unique gesture for honoring U.S. troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centerfold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines.
"We were receiving about 20 letters a day," Hof said. "We thought, when these guys are done we'll do something special for them."
The first 50 servicemen and women through the door will receive a sexy knockoff of their military-issued "TA-50" kits of personal hygiene items. Instead of toothbrushes and soap, Hof's kits contain condoms, lubricant, an adult magazine and a certificate for free sex.
Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 -- a worthy sacrifice, he said.
"We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen," he said. "If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but ... we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Comments
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Did the women have sex with male or female prostitutes?
(I know it doesn't say in the article, but we can speculate)
Wait, I'm not in the army. Damn.
IAnyway, I guess it would've been even more patriotic to take the whole brothel to Iraq to the soldiers. Conan O'Brian did it <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
I meen, I am sure other places are doing similer things, as they put it, if they were a DQ they would be giving away fre icecream, but they aint... <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
as for STDs, nope not gona happen, Legal brothels are the cleanest places on earth (required STD checks for both customers and workers <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->)
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So we can say:
"Omgz0rz boobies are teh rawKz"
or
"pr0n pwnz0rz"
and it would be perfectly acceptable here?
You really are quite hilariously whiney, Job. Speaking of girls, we need to get you one...
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/me goes back to Halle.
They have some hot girls there...
*sigh*, more reasons to join the military
and...
*calls Travel Agent, makes fake ARMY id*
Go Nevada.
Btw the brothel on Insomniac was called the Bunny Ranch I think it's the one mentioned in the news article.
I've heard of worse ideas.
whoops, link is possibly a tad to graphic for pg-13
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also the gabeling towns don't have it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> (dosn't fit their family image <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->)
So the big cities have to cope with illicit borthels full of crime, violence, and enough diseases to warrant an ABC warning? Interesting reasoning.
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So we can say:
"Omgz0rz boobies are teh rawKz"
or
"pr0n pwnz0rz"
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Only if you're MonsE.
Nope. Can't be done.
Dairy? Ice cream? Sex capital?