Pizza Matrix

InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
edited May 2003 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Best. Video. EVER.</div> Download this video now. It is nigh on the single funniest video I have ever watched. This kills the Star Wars Kid video soooooo very easily.

<a href='http://www.pipebomb.net/goons/videos/Jesmaster_-_Pizza_Matrix.avi' target='_blank'>Mirror 1</a>
<a href='http://idisk.mac.com/azrael/Public/Jesmaster_-_Pizza_Matrix.avi' target='_blank'>Mirror 2</a>
<a href='http://lowtax.binarytribe.com/pizzamatrix/Jesmaster_-_Pizza_Matrix-smaller.avi' target='_blank'>Mirror 3</a>
<a href='http://homepage.mac.com/thetattooist/.Movies/Jesmaster_-_Pizza_Matrix.avi' target='_blank'>Mirror 4</a>
<a href='http://homepage.mac.com/ryana/.Movies/Jesmaster_-_Pizza_Matrix.avi' target='_blank'>Mirror 5</a>
<a href='http://pr0nage.com/goons/Jesmaster_-_Pizza_Matrix-smaller.avi' target='_blank'>Mirror 6</a>
<a href='http://www.alumanetworks.com/~jth90c/pizza/Jesmaster_-_Pizza_Matrix-smaller.avi' target='_blank'>Mirror 7</a>
<a href='http://www.curvycuties.com/Jesmaster_-_Pizza_Matrix-smaller.avi' target='_blank'>Mirror 8</a>
<a href='http://www.netluxe.net/mike/matrix.avi' target='_blank'>Mirror 9</a>
<a href='http://www.sansreality.com/Jesmaster_-_Pizza_Matrix.avi' target='_blank'>Mirror 10</a>

I literally could not stop myself laughing for about an hour. Oh the giggles that followed... all throughout the day I would just burst out giggling. Quite an achievement.

Edit: If you having trouble playing the movie, get <a href='http://nic.dnsalias.com/XviD_Install.exe' target='_blank'>THIS</a> codec
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    10 mirrors and 0 worked for me......
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  • InjuryInjury Mahou Shoujo Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 7992Banned
    I will.. eventually.
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  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    6 of the mirrors work for me.

    I just copied the list from Something Awful (Which I can't link to for obvious reasons)
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    Oh, that is brilliant.. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Ill think of pizza next time i see the Matrix..
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    AHGAHAHAHAHAHA KLOL!!!1
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  • ConfuzorConfuzor Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2412Awaiting Authorization
    Insane...

    (and I go updated Xvid while I was at it, thanks <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->)
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    ROFL! SA = teh pwn.
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  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    Yawn.

    IN MY OPINION.
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    Whats wrong Medhead? Advertisers got you on the run? Muhahaha!
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  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    edited May 2003
    *duh missed the link about codec duh*
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    edited May 2003
    Divx, Winamp, or WMP, you also need the codec infinitum linked to in his post.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    This was a total waste of my time, worst thing I've ever seen.
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    Had a bit of hassle with the codec but it as worth it.
    Another classic Matrix based movie. Very funny, thanks for posting it.
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+May 31 2003, 11:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ May 31 2003, 11:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This was a total waste of my time, worst thing I've ever seen. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed.
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--JediYoshi+May 31 2003, 01:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JediYoshi @ May 31 2003, 01:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+May 31 2003, 11:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ May 31 2003, 11:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This was a total waste of my time, worst thing I've ever seen. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://them.clanwho.com/images/scaredcat.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    oh great. another picture eating bandwidth
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--z.x. bogglestiensky+May 31 2003, 02:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (z.x. bogglestiensky @ May 31 2003, 02:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> oh great. another picture eating bandwidth <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    oh dear god, the world is ending as we speak..... NOT
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    still

    the video was interesting, but not funny
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Jobabob+May 31 2003, 09:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jobabob @ May 31 2003, 09:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> is that a system song? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yup. System of a Down - Chic n' Stu


    The movie was horrible imo, no offense intended.
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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin--Confuzor+May 31 2003, 06:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Confuzor @ May 31 2003, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Insane... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Huh?
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin--Insane+May 31 2003, 04:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Insane @ May 31 2003, 04:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Confuzor+May 31 2003, 06:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Confuzor @ May 31 2003, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Insane... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Huh? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Lol, now that's why I don't use normal words for names. Unique names are better, harder to get confused with.
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    Ill it an A for effort but I didnt find it as stomach splitting funny as some of you guys.
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  • Speed_2_DaveSpeed_2_Dave Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8788Members
    just saw it, it was teh funny! Thanks for rounding off what was a pleasant Saturday.
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    Don't you hate when you think that theres only one page of replies, only to post, and find out that theres more pages ?

    Overall. Meh. :P
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Didn't find it that funny. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Now that I think about it. I liked it more when I could only hear System.
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  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    5 bucks says the people who don't like the Pizza Matrix didn't like Matrix Reloaded ;p
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Loved Reloaded. Had pizza an hour ago.

    Give me the 5 bucks. Ima get another pizza ;p
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  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    Enjoyed Reloaded. Had pizza yesterday.

    Give me the 5 bucks. I'll save it.
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