Movie Theater Fun
<div class="IPBDescription">it's good times.</div> when you get the urge to screw with people at the theater, what method do you use?
don't cite "throwing popcorn", or "7hr0wing p0pc0rn", or "1453r p0in73r" or anything like that. it has to be original.
personally, my best to get some laughs is, when the movie's just starting, and the screen's black, right before it says "a Jerry Bruckheimer film" or whatever the opening credits is to yell
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>**SAFETY.**</span>
don't cite "throwing popcorn", or "7hr0wing p0pc0rn", or "1453r p0in73r" or anything like that. it has to be original.
personally, my best to get some laughs is, when the movie's just starting, and the screen's black, right before it says "a Jerry Bruckheimer film" or whatever the opening credits is to yell
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>**SAFETY.**</span>
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I hate people like that.
Stupid 15 year old gothlets crying out for attention by ruining a movie for everyone else. I especially hate the laser pointer thing, as sometimes jerks on the front row like to shine that crap in people's eyes, which those of us who aren't sniffing paint know is very bad. Seeing them escorted out by the police makes me chuckle though.
The safety part? 'cause you yell that when you fart so you don't get punched =P.
Luke- "Obi-wan!"
Friend- "You bastered!"
Darth Vader- "There's an disturbance in the force I haven't felt since..."
Friend- "Breakfurst!"
LOL! My school's FILLED with them.
But you want to screw around at the movies like that? Buy Gummy Bears and suck on them. Once they're coated with spit throw them at the screen and they stick. ~_^
It got stuck on the chair so he threw a straw at it, it missed and landed in her hair sticking up... She turned round and i couldnt stop laughing..
At the end of the film their whole row looked at us. :/
I hate people like that.
Stupid 15 year old gothlets crying out for attention by ruining a movie for everyone else. I especially hate the laser pointer thing, as sometimes jerks on the front row like to shine that crap in people's eyes, which those of us who aren't sniffing paint know is very bad. Seeing them escorted out by the police makes me chuckle though. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Its NEDs that do that here oh and dumb****.
Thats classic. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Tseepra wins imo..
I'm like that anyway. Not on purpose or anything, it's just a bad habit of laughing at innapropriate things. Double entendres and so on. Gets most irritating to other people. But i think it's fun at least.
Be silent and behave yourselves, goddamnit. It's people like you that make it so I don't bother going to the cinema any more and miss all the new releases. The only films I go to see now are at arthouse cinemas (where people are polite and above all not permitted to take food and drink in), or things at the very end of their run, when the cinema will be at its emptiest.
/me pines for the Edinburgh Filmhouse
Be silent and behave yourselves, goddamnit. It's people like you that make it so I don't bother going to the cinema any more and miss all the new releases. The only films I go to see now are at arthouse cinemas (where people are polite and above all not permitted to take food and drink in), or things at the very end of their run, when the cinema will be at its emptiest.
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party pooper
Then they get angry at me
Then they yell at me
Then they get thrown out.
afafafafafafa
After 15 min of that crap some guy reached over from behind him and snatched the laser pen.
Guy: OOh Im sorry is this thing yours?
Kid: Yea give it back!
Guy removes batteries from one end, unscrews laser focus thingy from front end, thows them under the seats, then proceeds to smash laser pen tube against the wall bending it out of shape. Then hands it back to surprised and shocked loocking kid.
About 35 people applauded.
¬_¬
I meant "Summer vacation." As in, the time when kids are out of school. That usually happens in June, I think. Can't remember.
If you feel you have to play silly buggers when you go to a movie why go at all? If you’re messing about you are clearly not taking in what’s being shown to you so you might as well waste your OWN time and mess about somewhere else. Remember it might be a laugh to you but you are wasting OTHER people’s time and money.
To be quite frank I think this thread should be locked to stop this blatant display of idiocy! Call me a film geek if you want (Which I am not. I hardly go to see films) but to a lot of people going to a movie is one of the few things they can do when they get time off and to have someone spoil it for you jus not fair at all.
*end rant
There are 3 things wrong with that sentence
1) "Good" hahahaha no
2) "summer" may
3) "movies" there is a point where a movie becomes so bad it ceases to be called a movie and is officially refered to as "turd". The Matrix 2 has earned this title.
If you feel you have to play silly buggers when you go to a movie why go at all? If you’re messing about you are clearly not taking in what’s being shown to you so you might as well waste your OWN time and mess about somewhere else. Remember it might be a laugh to you but you are wasting OTHER people’s time and money.
To be quite frank I think this thread should be locked to stop this blatant display of idiocy! Call me a film geek if you want (Which I am not. I hardly go to see films) but to a lot of people going to a movie is one of the few things they can do when they get time off and to have someone spoil it for you jus not fair at all.
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I agree DuBERS, lock this thread
There are hecklers all the time in Jersey!! AND THEY **** ME OFF
but ppl don't stand for it in jersey, i remember one time these girls were shouting and throwing things at the screen when somert crap happened, and so one bloke actually got up and said WILL U SHUT THE **** UP U **** BINTS, WE WANNA WATCH THE freaking MOVIE, NOT LISTEN TO TEENY BOPPERS SHOUTING THEIR **** OFF
and every1 clapped, it was sooo funny! They walked out after that in embarassment
THAT SHOWED THEM, ppl go there to watch a movie, and as DuBERS quite rightly said some ppl don't have that much free time, so they don't want their only free time RUINED by WANKERS heckling in a cinema
So all of you should stop!
There are 3 things wrong with that sentence
1) "Good" hahahaha no
2) "summer" may
3) "movies" there is a point where a movie becomes so bad it ceases to be called a movie and is officially refered to as "turd". The Matrix 2 has earned this title. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
[COLOR=red][SIZE=7]SACRILEGE!!!!!