Funniest Game Moments
We've all had some pretty funny/stupid things happen to us in NS. So, what has been your experience? For me, there was this skulk player in the game who was welded by some HA guy. Everybody got a good laugh at it, and that was that, or so we thought. The skulk spent the rest of the match trying to parasite him to death. lol
And yes, in the end he managed to do that. We were all teasing the HA dude that he had better not die, and I don't know how, but he got parasited to death after having left the base on his own one time. Poor ****! lmao
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What about the rest of you?
And yes, in the end he managed to do that. We were all teasing the HA dude that he had better not die, and I don't know how, but he got parasited to death after having left the base on his own one time. Poor ****! lmao
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What about the rest of you?
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If it is anygame, then I would say Sam and MAx, most of the moments are Funny, but the Cone Of Tragedy is by far the most hilarious part in the game.
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Finally somone knifed him. hahaha, funny?
on the -sM- server, the map was like ns_misslecommand_final3. skulks had hit us hard, and bit the sh*t out of the arms lab, so i was welding it. apparently, for some strange reason, skulks would always run into the area that I was welding, so in the end, I got 3 welder kills. oh teh nifty-ness!
"Hey were'd all my cool junk go?"
Yet another marine loss, and yet another lone marine bent on forcing aliens to hunt him down.
After spending a while hudded in the corner by means of a jetpack in the marine start of ns_nothing, the guy decided to head out into the area where there's an RP tower in the center, along with some railings to keep people from falling into a pit.. A normal marine jumping over the rail would fall to his death, but keep in mind, this guy had a jetpack.
Well the aliens spotted him, so he jumped over the railing, but hovered enough so that he wouldn't fall all the way through. For a while, NOBODY could touch him. A skulk tried to leap at him, missed, and fell to his death. What made it even better is that most of the alien players were onos, so they couldn't even fit through the rail to even try to attack. Wasn't a single fade in sight, but eventually, a lerk came and gassed him out.
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Non-NS related? I'll have to think about it, but I remember some funny moments in the dialogue for Planescape, Sam & Max, and
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>STAR CONTROL 2</span>
Let me try to dig a conversation up... ah, one of my favourite races: the Thraddash
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You: Tell us more of your brutal history.
Thraddash: Brutal!? You don't know the MEANING of brutal until you've heard the story of Culture Three!
How brutal WAS Culture Three you ask?
Culture Three was SO brutal that they maimed, tortured, enslaved, and in general brutalized
THEMSELVES!
You see, Culture Two had made a virtue of stoic resistance to pain, stubborn fortitude, that sort of thing.
So when Culture Three came around, they had a problem.
How were they going to impress everyone as being EVEN TOUGHER?
Their answer? They would arrive at a battle, stand on a tall hill where everyone could see them
and chop off one of their own limbs! Then they'd wave it around, screaming and shaking it at their enemies.
It worked! It scared the hell out of their opponents! They ran like crazy!
You could tell who was a real war hero back then by how few arms or legs he had left.
War parades were quite different too. Instead of sturdy old warriors walking slowly past the reviewing stands
they tended to roll, and at a good clip, too.
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Happened on ns_nancy, in the doors that go from the hallway in Marine Start to the first res node outside. He was running through it and I think a Skulk parasited the door closed, so technically it was the skulk's kill.
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Oh, and Injury is right, it happened on Nano-Gridlock.
the aliens had 3 hives, and i was evovling to an onos, i had 2 of my allies at my side, then 2 marines came and killed them both, soon they discovered me, but too late. finished evovling, they panicked, and i smashed them both quickly. The easter egg surprise! as one of the marines said.
greatest video game line ever lol
Aliens had 3 hives and I was a marine. 2 oni came to our base and smashed up nearly everything. We only had 1 IP and an armory, when I came in with my allmighty knife of fear. I used crouch, and the oni could not hit me. They were like "WTH CHEATER OMG", n00bs. I pushed them back with the help of my allies' lmgs, and eventually they BOTH jumped accidentally into the hole in the back of the base AT THE SAME TIME! Shortly after that a lerk, 2 fades and a gorge came and owned us...
Man that was hilarious! I literally lmao'ed
Max Payne, dunno what part, but there were some thugs on the other side of a door going "Omg he's going to go through that door, get ready to blast him!!" or something. Using the voices to locate the person saying this, I opened the door and within .1 seconds of it opening said badguy dropped to the floor after swallowing 24 iron pellets.
And theres always halo and the poor ickle grunts - lob a plasma grenade at one of them so it sticks to them, and watch them run ^-^ "NOt again!!!! *booom*"
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Duke Nukem 3D had its moments too. :)
We lost
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Some guys dived away from a car as i chucked a grenade and it hit him on the head then went bewm killing the car it dived away from.
- Five seconds later as I'm hopping my fatty self down the auxillary generator tunnel I hear the gears of the door grind to life, see "WTH" across global chat, and then 3 kills come up in my name <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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(I almost always build that there on every game to prevent a possible rear assault through Aux. Gen. into the Generator hive. This on happened one a random server I was playing on. Cant remember the name. Map was ns_caged)
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