Thanks For The Nightmares Tonight M0d|silverfox...
<div class="IPBDescription">...</div> Yes well, thanks be it to m0d|Silverfox who just brought up my hopless fear of spiders in IRC a few minutes ago....
I am a hopeless arachnophobe. As a child a spider bigger than my face was on my head when I woke up one morning.
Do you know how mentally scarring that **** is?! I see a Daddy Long Legs and I start to sweat. I've undergone therapy for this.... useless. Prolly gonna try hypnosis soon.
Now I'm going to bed right now with spiders in mind. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE NIGHTMARES M0D|SILVERFOX!
I am a hopeless arachnophobe. As a child a spider bigger than my face was on my head when I woke up one morning.
Do you know how mentally scarring that **** is?! I see a Daddy Long Legs and I start to sweat. I've undergone therapy for this.... useless. Prolly gonna try hypnosis soon.
Now I'm going to bed right now with spiders in mind. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE NIGHTMARES M0D|SILVERFOX!
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If you see a spider, WHACK IT. You'll feel much better ^-^
Sleep tight.
Luckily I don't have any special fears. Spiders are cute <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
And by whack it, I mean drop it on the thing then jump on the brick to make sure it's dead.
Insects and spiders are nasty!
BWT nice sig <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
And by whack it, I mean drop it on the thing then jump on the brick to make sure it's dead. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think thats a good solution <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
And by whack it, I mean drop it on the thing then jump on the brick to make sure it's dead. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think thats a good solution <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
There isn't a thing that can't be fixed with a sledgehammer. Bigger problem just needs bigger hammer <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Btw, im really waiting for Infinitum to come back and see that pic. He is so going to get a heartattack.
I am a hopeless arachnophobe. As a child a spider bigger than my face was on my head when I woke up one morning.
Do you know how mentally scarring that **** is?! I see a Daddy Long Legs and I start to sweat. I've undergone therapy for this.... useless. Prolly gonna try hypnosis soon.
Now I'm going to bed right now with spiders in mind. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE NIGHTMARES M0D|SILVERFOX! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I get the same kinda thing with needles and surgery.
Do you have any idea how many inculations you get in 15years?
First I get hot and sweat,
Then I get light headed,
next vision gets white, followed by a loss of hearing,
and finaly loss of motor controll (effectivly making me in a semi awake state with a killer headach.
Occasionaly I'v been known to vomit afterwards to.
My sentiments exactly. lol
but very funny !
i dont have many phobias... i mean i am scared of 2 things... but i wont tell you all cos you'll laugh
And if you're still scared there's always fire. It solves everything <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Big girls blowse!
Bees. And wasps. Anything buzzy with a stinger. Probably from once when I was at my aunts and there was a wasp in the room. Normally, we would run out of the room, and get big brave daddy to come kill the big scary wasp.
But I wasnt at home. Oh no. I was at evil auntie Pams!
She made me (and my sister who since then is afraid of ANYTHING buzzy, regardless of wheter it is obviously a fly or not) sit perfectly still, while the bee flew round the room.
Then it landed on my head. It stayed there for about 30 seconds, which seemed like an eternity.
Finally it flew off out the door, and I am now mentally scarred. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Spiders have never really bothered me, but I wouldnt want to touch one (theyre kinda..... gross)
If you don't want to become an INSTANT arachnophobe, do not read the sentance at the bottom of this page.
[SIZE=1] The average human eats 8 spiders a year in their sleep
Daddy long legs can't even bite you.
My fear is getting stabed. Not needles but getting stabed by like somebody that is tottaly a wussy or something. Man that would suck. Instead of like "This big **** navy seal biker stabed me." you would be like "You know that guy with the stapler from office space? Well he stabed me."
Feer teh sharky!!!
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And yes they CAN very easily jump out of the water in to your boat!!!
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Trust me it is never safe to back in the water!
I hate spiders, bee's (though they don't scare me), Centipedes and blowfish.
Personally, i'd love to have these as pets: Wolf, Falcon, Moose, Puma, Lynx, Meko Shark and even a nice Electric Eel.
and my solution for spiders is...crush them with a 4' long cane. The death stink resides on my ceiling, keeping them away for a couple months, but when it wears off....hoo boy, I found 5 spiders on my ceiling. 5 new grease-stains on my ceiling now.
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They burrow into your skin and lay eggs.
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I want your blood!
public speaking <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Freeze them, tie a string around them, then thaw them, and you have a cute little pet ^-^