Mu Fun And Dumb Things
<div class="IPBDescription">2 make u laugh</div> Ok I go this college out in the middle of nowhere.
Being from NY this can get kind of annoying.
U cant go anywhere around my college without seeing one of the locals wearing either, Budweiser attire,
NASCAR, hat, or hunting cammo. Im not joking. There isnt much to see here but we make up for it in laughs.
Here is a true story.
The campus is built on a mountain, and its surrounded by many more.
One day we decided to climb one. I was accompanied by 2 others. A guy from down the hall ( we wil call him US,)and a forengn echange student from from somehwere I forgot (Ill call him Other).
After getting to the top of one of the mountains and we were going back down through the forest I heard.
US: Dude, what the (f word) are you doing!!!
Other: Im getting good luck. Its a three leaf clover if I rub it on me Ill get good luck.
US: OMG u moron thats not a 3 leaf clover.
I turn around at this point.
Other: See it has 3 tiny leaves its a 3 leaf clover. (proceeds to rub it all over his face and arms trying to be funny I guess)
Me: Um dude, omg, thats not a 3 leaf clover thats poison Ivy you fool.
Other: Noo its not
The next day I see him, hes all crusted over on his face and arms with posion ivy rash. I never laughed so hard.
Being from NY this can get kind of annoying.
U cant go anywhere around my college without seeing one of the locals wearing either, Budweiser attire,
NASCAR, hat, or hunting cammo. Im not joking. There isnt much to see here but we make up for it in laughs.
Here is a true story.
The campus is built on a mountain, and its surrounded by many more.
One day we decided to climb one. I was accompanied by 2 others. A guy from down the hall ( we wil call him US,)and a forengn echange student from from somehwere I forgot (Ill call him Other).
After getting to the top of one of the mountains and we were going back down through the forest I heard.
US: Dude, what the (f word) are you doing!!!
Other: Im getting good luck. Its a three leaf clover if I rub it on me Ill get good luck.
US: OMG u moron thats not a 3 leaf clover.
I turn around at this point.
Other: See it has 3 tiny leaves its a 3 leaf clover. (proceeds to rub it all over his face and arms trying to be funny I guess)
Me: Um dude, omg, thats not a 3 leaf clover thats poison Ivy you fool.
Other: Noo its not
The next day I see him, hes all crusted over on his face and arms with posion ivy rash. I never laughed so hard.
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I can't think of any funny stories.. Wait, i can.
Ok so im at school, walking down the science corridor.
My friend (I will call him #1)
Me - im walking down the corridor.
#1 - Runs down corridor and jumps on my back.
#1 Screams in pain holding his testicals.
#1 Puts hands down pants, yep.. There bleeding.
I had a pencil in my bag, he jumped on my back, the pencil went through the bag, his trousers and his pants and the led got stuck in his testicals.
#1 went to toilets, pulled it out and went to medical.
#1 had to clean his balls and then put something on them to stop bleeidng.
He did'nt come in for a week.
TEH PAIN
He couldn't play his bass for 2 weeks(he going at a musicians school)....
his sister was trying to take it, so began a tug of war, which ended with his sister letting go and the knife heading towards his eye. it didnt stop.
(or was it a fork venmoch?)
Max: Try digging it out with a fork.
Umm, I know I have a funny story, but I can't think of one..
when I was little, I was having fun in the snow, and I was on one of those saucer things. My Dad would come down with the tractor and pull us back up the hill. I was holding on the chain (one of those ones with the hook on the end), and I accidently let go of the chain, the saucer came out from under me, and the hood on my coat got caught on the hook, thereby dragging me up the hill, and my dad didn't realize it until I got up to the top (It didn't choke me though)
LOL!!!
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->one of my friends stabbed himself in teh eye with a knife.
his sister was trying to take it, so began a tug of war, which ended with his sister letting go and the knife heading towards his eye. it didnt stop.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Weee! OUCH!
That's GOTTA hurt.
This morning I woke up, and didn't even feel tired, like I usually do.
I thought "This is all f*'d up". It proved out that I was 1.5 hours late for school.
ok, that wasn't funneh. But at least I tried <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
im going to keep shapr pencils out my a$$ then theyll think twice <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
she had to get that surgically rmoved as well...
my mum always said it was rude to put elbows on the table.
She had to get that surgically removed funnily enough!
Just there at easter, I was skiing in Austria on 'snow' (really just mud with ice on it that melted during the day and froze at night) and on the 3rd day of skiing I fell. right ski came off skied on 1 ski for about 3 secs(yes I can ski on one ski) then the left came off and I went tumbling and spinning When I got up a bottle was sliding away so I assumed it clipped the break off. My left arms still in plaster.
Other: Im getting good luck. Its a three leaf clover if I rub it on me Ill get good luck.
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Heh, funny coincidence because im just listening to Metallica - No Leaf Clover
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Yea he was pretty dumb for thinking that huh?
(the fact i only climbed up 2 feet may have something to do with it... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> )
ok, so its not a true story, but, wth.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Yea he was pretty dumb for thinking that huh? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
just a bit...
Why do you have to rub it on you? i thought just finding one was lucky