Lookin At The Thing In A Bag..

hellokittyhellokitty riotkitty Join Date: 2003-04-09 Member: 15348Members
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what did you guys get?

i got: a pair of roller-skates that recharges itself at night, is made entirely of wood and can be used by children.
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  • DArtagnanDArtagnan Join Date: 2002-12-22 Member: 11336Members
    "It's a parachute that clamps to your wrist and is great for hammering in nails."

    That's my best so far... so useless... and yet so brilliant. :þ
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  • folkfolk Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8603Banned
    edited May 2003
    edit: best one yet.
    "It's like a normal crematorium, but it sweeps away dust."
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  • Duo_MaxwellDuo_Maxwell Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4631Members
    I get a "fusebox that gets +2 to kill undead" ...
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  • roachemsroachems Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15148Members
    i got a game console that self replicates
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  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    edited May 2003
    "It's a suppository that speaks randomly-generated sentences! It connects to the web and is built and maintained by tiny nano-robots."

    Also quite scary:

    "It's a fizzy drink that sticks to the skin! It emits dangerous radiation."

    and for the one I really want:

    "It's like a normal artificial limb, but it displays pornography."
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  • Silver_FoxSilver_Fox Spammer Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 34Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    "It's a pair of underpants that can be used on the move, helps around the home and can be assembled from common household parts."

    Excellent.
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  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->It's like a normal human clone, but it emits a constant high-frequency whine. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Or, in other words, Comprox.
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->It's an artificial limb that can be used on the move!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    r00fles...
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  • SinisterSinister Join Date: 2002-04-15 Member: 451Members
    edited May 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Fam+May 11 2003, 03:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fam @ May 11 2003, 03:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->It's like a normal human clone, but it emits a constant high-frequency whine. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Or, in other words, Comprox.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No, this is Comprox:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Comprox is a first-aid kit that's not suitable for children! It is made of rubber and moulds to fit its user.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sinister is an electric drill that takes high-quality digital photos! It exists in five dimensions and plays the American national anthem.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> hmm... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Edit:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->A Gorge is a waffle iron that helps around the home! It keeps your carpets clean.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->A Skulk is a pager that shreds documents! It mows your lawn.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->A Comm is a hole-punch that swears! It is powered by a single hamster and destroys household pests.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The JP/HMG Rush is a fizzy drink that runs on a single AA battery and has a million household uses.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> eh? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Bozman is a hole-punch that anticipates your every move, increases your sex appeal and is slightly hallucinogenic.
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    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Monse is a sock that can be assembled from common household parts, smells a bit funny and loves children.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Flayra is like a normal laser-printer, but it explodes when dropped.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Funny... I thought that was Monse. :P
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    It's a rubber fish that responds to ambient light changes! It plays MP3s.

    Yeeahh...
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  • KuronekoKuroneko Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7184Members, Constellation
    "It's an armband that walks on three mechanical legs! It runs on tapwater."

    w3wt
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited May 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->It's a mobile phone that makes virtually no noise whatsoever and loves you as a person.
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    YAY! I'd buy it!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->matthew is a contraceptive device that plays the American national anthem! It is made from recycled cardboard.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    For all you Matts out there!
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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Insane is a hole-punch that swears! It is powered by a single hamster and destroys household pests.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    \o/
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  • MarocMaroc Join Date: 2002-08-31 Member: 1255Members
    Design #482664431

    It's a jetpack that comes with a variety of coloured fascias, hovers and can be used to deter muggers.
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  • SycophantSycophant Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7092Members
    edited May 2003
    "It's an explosive device that requires a sample of DNA, doubles as a trouser press and is made of rubber."

    "It's a digital camera that emits harmful gases! It makes money fast."

    "It's a feather duster that operates on a quantum level and won't make a hole in your wallet."

    "It's a towel! It can help you lose weight!"

    "It's a wristwatch that turns your lights on and off! It is only visible under ultraviolet light and is laced with vodka."


    LOL!! I like that last one. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->


    [<i>edit1</i>] just <i>had</i> to add this one!!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    "It's an umbrella that squirts water!"
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  • LokeLoke Join Date: 2003-02-25 Member: 13988Members
    I got "It's a bubble-car that weighs anything you put on top of it and increases your sex appeal."
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  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited May 2003
    [QUOTE]Design #3715622993: It's like a normal refrigerator, but it's also available in white.[/QUOTE]
    The difference being...? I'm looking for a more unique product.

    [QUOTE]Design #325148041: It's a cardboard box that glows in the dark, speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones and can heat a small house.[/QUOTE]
    Darn, I was looking for one that could eat a medium or large sized house. I'll keep looking...

    [QUOTE]Design #1503018407: It's a cardboard box that hovers three feet from the ground, stays exactly where you leave it and makes you invisible[/QUOTE]
    Well, the disappearing is nice, but I think a cardboard box hovering in midair might tip people off to the fact that something's just not right. I'll keep looking...

    [QUOTE]Design #1544613859: It's like a normal credit card, but it defies gravity.[QUOTE]
    Get back to me when you make one that defies my bills, too.

    [QUOTE]Design #1783454798: It's like a normal retinal implant, but it keeps your carpets clean.[/QUOTE]
    Sounds pretty good. I wouldn't mind being able to vacuum my house by looking at the floor.

    [/QUOTE]Design #3185175106
    It's a computer mouse that's solar-powered, encrypts all of its data and improves upper-body muscle.[QUOTE]
    Secure, environmentally friendly, and helps geeks excercise? I'll take it!
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  • AgentOrangeAgentOrange Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--"thinger"+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ("thinger")</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Design #1406686000
    It's a pillow that dispenses pills! It stays exactly where you leave it and is rustproof.
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    <!--QuoteBegin--"thinger"+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ("thinger")</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Design #1724759789
    It's a deck of cards that runs on compressed air! It boosts self-confidence.
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    <!--QuoteBegin--"thinger"+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ("thinger")</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Design #1997527692
    It's a human clone that always points to magnetic north, slices vegetables and counts your loose change.
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    <!--QuoteBegin--"thinger"+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ("thinger")</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Design #3361723965
    It's an armband that cannot be moved, is powered by a single hamster and bleeps when you whistle for it.
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    And my favorite

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    Design #1194868397
    It's a fax machine that contains alcohol and crushes ice.
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