Any Female American Ns Players?

GrendelGrendel All that is fear... Join Date: 2002-07-19 Member: 970Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, NS2 Playtester
<div class="IPBDescription">Please read.</div> I need American citizenship, so I can apply for all these damn US games jobs, not to mention exploit the nepotistic potential of the rest of the damn NS team who are all getting cushy jobs. Hence I need a <b>female</b> American NS groupie to marry me.

Storm need not apply.

(Please note, Californian marital laws notwithstanding, I remain uninterested in offers of mansecks, no offence).
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
  • FireStormFireStorm Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7390Members
    WTH? I hope it's just a joke...
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Grendel+May 9 2003, 07:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Grendel @ May 9 2003, 07:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Storm need not apply.

    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ROFL!!!

    ;p
  • KenichiKenichi This is not a pie. Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2941Members, NS1 Playtester
    roflmao. Good luck.
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    edited May 2003
    You want to go to USA? As to live?

    ...

    Where do you live now, in hell?

    j/k <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Ontopic: If you are serious you might find someone to help your cause from other places.
  • GrendelGrendel All that is fear... Join Date: 2002-07-19 Member: 970Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, NS2 Playtester
    Close. Birmingham, UK.

    Good takeaway food though.
  • eggmaceggmac Join Date: 2003-03-03 Member: 14246Members
    edited May 2003
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'> <b><i><u>GOOD FOOD</u></i></b> ?? ? ? ?? !</span>

    lol good luck! With that attitude you won't find anyone... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Disclaimer: Grendel is currently in high fever. His posts might be a little off the wall <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • hellokittyhellokitty riotkitty Join Date: 2003-04-09 Member: 15348Members
    hmm...you think a girl would marry someone just so this fellow can have us citizenship? it's possible, as long as if there's something in it for the girl, or they're friends with the person and want to help them get over here.

    why don't you come aboard like everyone and their mother did back in the day, and still does even now... get a student visa or something man. i don't think you'll find a girl that plays ns in the states AND would marry a total stranger.

    i could be wrong though...

    my answer is no btw...how many other girls i've run into that played ns...hmm, only 4. goodluck to you, anyway.
  • CrouchingHamsterCrouchingHamster Join Date: 2002-08-17 Member: 1181Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--hellokitty+May 9 2003, 05:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (hellokitty @ May 9 2003, 05:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> hmm...you think a girl would marry someone just so this fellow can have us citizenship? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Course it's possible. Haven't you seen "Green Card"?

    Hollywood wouldn't lie to us..
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--CrouchingHamster,HiddenElvis+May 9 2003, 05:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CrouchingHamster,HiddenElvis @ May 9 2003, 05:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--hellokitty+May 9 2003, 05:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (hellokitty @ May 9 2003, 05:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> hmm...you think a girl would marry someone just so this fellow can have us citizenship? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Course it's possible. Haven't you seen "Green Card"?

    Hollywood wouldn't lie to us.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh oh, is that the movie with Andie Macdowell(spelling, im not good with names) and that french guy. I think his the most famous french actor...the best is of course Leon(hot damn, what was HIS real name again...ummm, tell me if you remember will ya?)
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    I don't see why you would have a problem immigrating the normal way unless you have an Arab or otherwise Middle-Eastern background (in which case you wouldn't want to try for your own safety). My aunt immigrated from Ukraine and she doesn't even have a friggin' passport (she immigrated as a Soviet citizen).
  • GWARGWAR Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2297Members, Contributor
  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members
    My girlfriend says she'll marry you for citizenship on the following conditions:

    You -

    do all our laundry
    do the dishes
    mow the lawn
    take out the garbage
    dust
    vacuum
    make breakfast, lunch and dinner
    never request a carnal experience
    knit me a sweater
    shower daily

    I mentioned that you wouldn't have much time left over to look for a job in the gaming industry and she said "that's his problem".

    *shrug* <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CrouchingHamsterCrouchingHamster Join Date: 2002-08-17 Member: 1181Members
    Best offer so far though.. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • HeistHeist Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7922Members
    HAHA. No time period mentioned.. he must mean 1 day. Welcome to the states Grendel.
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    Whats wrong with the UK for Gaming???

    We have innovation! (Apparently)

    You could always start at EA or a similar big games company and work you way up I suppose!)
  • StormLiongStormLiong Join Date: 2002-12-27 Member: 11569Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Grendel+May 9 2003, 11:51 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Grendel @ May 9 2003, 11:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Storm need not apply. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    wat the?! *blink* *blink*
  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--Venmoch+May 9 2003, 06:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ May 9 2003, 06:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Whats wrong with the UK for Gaming???

    We have innovation! (Apparently)

    You could always start at EA or a similar big games company and work you way up I suppose!) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats right that guy that made Black & White was oringanly from Bullfrog (me thinks) which was centered in suthern england.
    The original Grand Theft Auto was made in Edinbrough, not sure on the sequals tho.
    The Uk also churned out codemasters which has developed a few games.
    We invented Lara Croft as well me thinks.
  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    I think hes talking about "FoR Storm".

    And I hope this is just a joke. Grendel should just take a vacation in California for a while and hit the beaches. I'm sure he'll find a good girl.

    100% guarantee they will love his British accent. Trust me.

    BTW. California = the best.

    : )
  • AkiroAkiro Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2721Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Oh oh, is that the movie with Andie Macdowell(spelling, im not good with names) and that french guy. I think his the most famous french actor...the best is of course Leon(hot damn, what was HIS real name again...ummm, tell me if you remember will ya?)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    Jean Reno
  • CrouchingHamsterCrouchingHamster Join Date: 2002-08-17 Member: 1181Members
    Yup.

    Leon = totally class movie. Reno was great in it, but so were Nat Portman and Gary Oldman ( possibly one of the best movie baddies of recent years.)

    The french guy in "Green Card" was Gerard Depardieu btw.
  • hellokittyhellokitty riotkitty Join Date: 2003-04-09 Member: 15348Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sirus+May 9 2003, 12:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ May 9 2003, 12:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think hes talking about "FoR Storm".

    And I hope this is just a joke. Grendel should just take a vacation in California for a while and hit the beaches. I'm sure he'll find a good girl.

    100% guarantee they will love his British accent. Trust me.

    BTW. California = the best.

    : ) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    probably right.. something about those accents. they kind of work like uniforms! <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    I'm serious. I wish I had an accent. So I could have more girls swoon over me ;p

    But seriously. Accent = Best Conversation Starter EVER !
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    Surely wherever you go you accent will sound different and English?
  • CrouchingHamsterCrouchingHamster Join Date: 2002-08-17 Member: 1181Members
    Apparently I have a sexy Scottish accent. Unfortunately, living in Scotland, it loses much of it's potential impact..

    /me moves abroad
  • FireStormFireStorm Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7390Members
    BTW what's wrong with storm? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DruBoDruBo Back In Beige Join Date: 2002-02-06 Member: 172Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--FireStorm+May 9 2003, 07:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (FireStorm @ May 9 2003, 07:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> BTW what's wrong with storm? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    FoR|Storm is underage. I think she's 16, though I could be off on that. In any case, it'd be even less legal for Grendel to marry her than it would be for him to just sneak in here as an alien.
  • JasonBostwickJasonBostwick Blossom Join Date: 2002-04-14 Member: 444Members, NS1 Playtester
    Storm is jailbait in any civilized country but Canada. And is half Grendel's age.
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