Can Someone Define Smacktard For Me?

Butt_monkey_saladButt_monkey_salad Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 11006Banned
Its used alot on CS and BF1942 and I am willing to believe it is just another childish word without a definition, but I wanna get things cleared up on it. What does it mean?? And BTW, if making this thread has any relation to being a smacktard, dont just say "smacktard=you!"

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  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    I suppose its the politically correct version of retard. Anyone agree/disagree?
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Haven't heard that word.
  • DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
    edited May 2003
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    retarded from smack? Thats my guess.
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    Or maby a retard that deserves a smack?
  • DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
    Let's see if I can get this to work
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    not to be off topic, but your person in your avatar/sig disturbes me Dubers. Its like hes looking into my soul! Stop it!!
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    A cookie to the person who gets what it's from.
  • ConfuzorConfuzor Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2412Awaiting Authorization
    Looking up UrbanDictionary... 11 definitions:


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    "smack-tard" Click once to rate this definition:  (votes: 21)

    Started as a Battlefield 1942 term for someone who team kills or crashes planes and tanks on purpose.

    Don't be a smacktard
    He is such a smacktard
    Did you see him smacktard that plane?

    Recommend for deletion

    Source: DeVo
    3/20/03 03:25:19 AM

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    smacktard
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    A generalized insult for anyone who does something annoying or stupid. Especially popular in the online gaming community.

    The smacktard teamkilled me with a grenade.

    Recommend for deletion

    Source: Geoff
    1/19/03 08:59:15 PM

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    smacktard
    "smak-tard" Click once to rate this definition:  (votes: 2)

    Someone acting so retarded you want to smack him over the head.

    That smacktard is planecamping
    The smacktard ran the ship ashore.
    That smacktard TK'd me as I was capturing a flag.

    Recommend for deletion

    Source: md-mr
    4/20/03 01:46:12 PM

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    smacktard
    "smak-tard" Click once to rate this definition:  (votes: 1)

    A really irratating **** usually aged 15 and under. Someone who derives pleasure from destroying other peoples gaming experience. Also know as a "waste of skin" (see fucktard)

    You little ****.. why are you such a smacktard?

    Recommend for deletion

    Source: Bill Gates
    4/11/03 10:01:54 AM

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    Smacktard
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    a crackalacker who can get her **** kicked by sayten and number 2; under heavy denial about that situation too.

    Sayten:Hey 2 was t being a smacktard?
    2:No she danced today unlike some nameless day at mt sac.

    Recommend for deletion

    Source: Sayten
    3/29/03 11:08:36 PM

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    smacktard
    "smack-tard" Click once to rate this definition:  (votes: 9)

    Someone who is generally a fool.

    Don't team kill you smacktard

    Recommend for deletion

    Source: PuGZoR
    3/19/03 02:17:28 AM

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    Smacktard
    Click once to rate this definition:  (votes: 10)

    Clueless generic Internet denizens, often originating from Durham, UK

    <poisono> HI LOL PLZ OMG!!!! LOL PLZ ADD ME TO MSN

    Recommend for deletion

    Source: Merauder
    3/25/03 07:55:08 PM

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    smacktard
    "smack-tard" Click once to rate this definition:  (votes: 9)

    Someone who insists on acting immature, often at the expense of fun of others.

    Look at that smacktard over there, blowing up his own team.

    Recommend for deletion

    Source: Knite
    3/20/03 06:50:54 AM

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    smacktard
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    1. The immense stupidity a person possesses and or consists of. Especially, when he or she commits a brainless act leaving you, most likely the victim of this ordeal, to just want smack a retard.

    2. Being of a smacktard; smacktarded;


    Mark Uphouse is a such a smacktard.

    "Tear Open The Heavens" is a song written by a smacktard.

    Recommend for deletion

    Source: Reikapop
    2/17/03 10:17:36 PM

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    Smacktard
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    Someone too unrepentantly stupid to be called a wordfucktard. Smacktards actually are trying to be stupid.

    Your friends are such a pack of smacktards....cuz they keep on hanging out with a wordfucktard like you.

    Recommend for deletion

    Source: Balzac
    2/18/03 07:38:36 PM

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    smacktard
    "smak-tard" Click once to rate this definition: 

    a band devoted to being as stupid and immature as every definition of smactard above and below this definition. LONG LIVE THE SMACKTARD!

    Smacktard is the greatest band ever.
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    HI LOL PLZ OMG!!!! LOL PLZ ADD ME TO MSN
  • NightfireTGNightfireTG Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11508Members
  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    I'm gonna go by the definitions introduced by Fargo in his Mike Slizowski series.

    A "smacktard" is someone who is actively detrimental to your team. Your team would in fact be better off with one fewer player than with you on it if you are a smacktard. Smacktardish behavior in NS would include dropping extra comm chairs, dropping yourself a shotgun without authorization, going gorge when asked not to, going gorge and building offense towers on resource nodes, et cetera. Smacktard behavior may or may not be intentionally aggravating. For example, a "rager" who drops sensories on res nodes is probably being a deliberate smacktard. A rank newbie who goes gorge because the help text told him to is an inadvertant Smacktard, and will probably graduate to Yahoo status after some minimal instruction and yelling from his teammates.

    A "yahoo" is someone who lacks a grasp of the finer points of the game, but if nothing else is decent cannon fodder. "Yahoos" in NS typically take the form of suicidal rambos who don't take expensive equipment and don't go gorge. The skulk who continually suicides into the marine base, or the marine who continually rampages off looking for the gorge and gets eaten, are yahoos. They aren't being as helpful as they could be, but if nothing else they're distracting the other team just a little bit from what the rest of you are doing.
  • JammerJammer Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 728Members, Constellation
    Bravo Samwise. Excellent definition.

    My personal favorite insult is 'Assmuppet'. :-D
  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    Personally I tend to go for the vague insults that I usually make up on the spot
    eg
    "Fruz Monkie"
    "Trained Fighting Lemur"
    "h4xorizer"
    "Drum Chimp"
    "Greedo"
    etc and so on
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