I Want My 1.1

Big_Chief_Brown_Bottom

<div class="IPBDescription">1.04 is broken</div> // c:\rant.see
#include <imbalances.h>
using cheesestrats.std;

<span style='color:green'>begin</span> NS1.04()
{
<span style='color:green'>make</span> (marines = 100% * dominating) <span style='color:green'>that </span>
{
it = ! fun(to_play_ns) ;
aliens = 0.0 * chance_to_win;
}

<span style='color:green'>while</span> (gorge -> build(first_res_tower) )
{
marines <span style='color:green'>do</span>
{
hmgs -> main_hive;
<span style='color:green'>or</span>
jps -> main_hive;
<span style='color:green'>or</span>
phasegate_turretfarm -> 2* hives;
<span style='color:green'>or</span>
relocate -> 1* hives <span style='color:green'>and</span> phasegate_turretfarm -> 1* hive;
<span style='color:green'>or</span>
mine_rush -> main_hive;
}
}

playtesters <span style='color:green'>of</span> NS1.04 == imbeciles;
<span style='color:green'> if</span> (playtesters <span style='color:green'>of</span> NS1.04 == playtesters <span style='color:green'>of</span> NS1.1) <span style='color:green'> then</span> NS1.1 = crap;

}
<span style='color:green'> end</span> NS1.04;


<span style='color:green'>begin</span> NS_fix()
{
playtesters= fired;
beta=public;
releasedate = now;
}
<span style='color:green'> end</span> NS_fix;


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complie -c -r -a -p NS_1.04.exe rant.see;
download <a href = "c:\NS_1.04.exe"> NS 1.04 </a>now!!!;
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Johny_Cage

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Pykmi

LOL, great post!

And I so agree. Hopefully the current playtesters aren't imbecils. Marines win now almost all the time, and yet they are going to give rines an electrified turret factory. Just awesome...

Hopefully 1.1 will be a lot more balanced than what it is now. Especially HMG/JP <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> .

Most likely it will.

129th_lerk_airborne_division

LMAO had to read it twice to under stand <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> any way most of that is true....i reckon anyway <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> lets hope ns v 1.1 is in the horizon <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> once again great post

Thansal

public idiot chief = new idiot();
if(chief.isStupid()){
chief.getSmaked;
thread.lock("
Look, NS decently balanced, you whining won't get anything done other then **** off people. I would also like to point out that tohse PTs you call idiots are mods here, so just SUYF")
}

moultano

dont insult the playtesters

coil

<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->playtesters of NS1.04 == imbeciles;
if (playtesters of NS1.04 == playtesters of NS1.1) then NS1.1 = crap;

}
end NS1.04;


begin NS_fix()
{
playtesters= fired;
beta=public;
releasedate = now;
}
end NS_fix;<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So nice to see that our hard work is appreciated. You'll be happy to know, I'm sure, that pretty much all of the 1.0 playtesters are also playtesting 1.1. I guess we're gonna suck it up this time, too.

Don't worry, though, Flay's brought in new PTs and the vets to make sure that the idiots who apparently playtested 1.0 don't <b>RUIN</b> 1.1, too.

1.0 was a first public release. There's only so much that can be done to anticipate strategies; you'll notice that it took nearly 4 months before the jetpack lameness became rampant, for instance. Flayra, the devs, and the playtesters have learned many valuable things from 1.0x, and are taking steps to create a better, more balanced play experience in 1.1.

By the way... if you *do* want a 1.1 as unbalanced as 1.0x, I'd suggest the following:
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->begin NS_fix()
{
playtesters= fired;
beta=public;
releasedate = now;
}
end NS_fix;<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Immediate release to the public? Think your brilliant plans through next time, please. Show a little patience, and maybe a little respect for and faith in the people who are putting a ****LOAD of time into this game for no personal gain whatsoever, just so you have a game you can enjoy playing.

MonsieurEvil

Oh snap!

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