Bob vs swat team
<div class="IPBDescription">We all know the awnser.</div>I was browsing around when by chance i hit SilverFox's profile. I did i quick scan through the page and then chuckled on reading the sig. It then got me on a weird train of thought. First I though it would be bad if go- I mean Flayra, was arrested for taking out the first person nearby after a beta. Then i thought oh thats right god has many aliens including Bob. I have now decided on an experiment to test Bob's killing 5killz. I will of coarse even the playing field in favor of the swat team somewhat, they will have warning, Bobs blood will be approx 25% morphine, and he will be missing the back half of his body.
/me sneaks into Moleculor's house and goes to the basement
/bob sees me and immiedetly starts wrecking his leash (is some kind of Titaniam Alloy BTW) snaping and biting and stuff
/me hooks bob up to a hydralic pump (the kind on hydrolic rams) and replaces a large amount of green go with morphine
/bob falls down but still is trying to kill me
/me takes combat shotgun and blows off bob's hindquarter (don't worry he'll grow them back in less than a week)
/me loads bob into a cage and then hooks cage onto helicopter and starts flying to the nearest SWAT HQ.
/bob is eating his cage
/me radios swat telling them a terror is about to nuke them (that'll get em set up fast:) )
/me arrives at swat HQ
/bob has chewed through his cage and has jumped onto the SWAT HQ's roof.
/me watches with popcorn
/bob slaughters all swat in < 1 min.
/bob starts killing approx. half the pop. of wherever i am
/bob tries to jump onto the copter to kill me (is short only 10 metres and this is w\o back legs ppl)
/me flies to antartica
/me hids in ice cave for two years
/bob has been swiming for 6 months, he's just been playing with my mind making me think i was safe
/bob eats me
/me sneaks into Moleculor's house and goes to the basement
/bob sees me and immiedetly starts wrecking his leash (is some kind of Titaniam Alloy BTW) snaping and biting and stuff
/me hooks bob up to a hydralic pump (the kind on hydrolic rams) and replaces a large amount of green go with morphine
/bob falls down but still is trying to kill me
/me takes combat shotgun and blows off bob's hindquarter (don't worry he'll grow them back in less than a week)
/me loads bob into a cage and then hooks cage onto helicopter and starts flying to the nearest SWAT HQ.
/bob is eating his cage
/me radios swat telling them a terror is about to nuke them (that'll get em set up fast:) )
/me arrives at swat HQ
/bob has chewed through his cage and has jumped onto the SWAT HQ's roof.
/me watches with popcorn
/bob slaughters all swat in < 1 min.
/bob starts killing approx. half the pop. of wherever i am
/bob tries to jump onto the copter to kill me (is short only 10 metres and this is w\o back legs ppl)
/me flies to antartica
/me hids in ice cave for two years
/bob has been swiming for 6 months, he's just been playing with my mind making me think i was safe
/bob eats me
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so don't worry that he breakes free i can see him from my room so i always keep my eye on him
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/me sees no bob @ bob-house
i wonder if he escaped..?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO u can't make me u can't *static*
NOO I'M NOT.
Yes you are.
AM NOT!
There is an edit button. Instead of posting three times in a row, you can simply edit your previous post.
How do you, Sgt X, know that this post, signed "doctopepa", isn't one of your personalities playing tricks with yourself?
doctopepa i have 3 questions:
1. how would u describe ur cs skills?
2. what'd u get on ur last english short story?
3. what country do u live in?
that'll solve it once and for all eh?
my deductive skills are as good as me l337 cs skills.
if deductive ppl marked stuff like this they'd give me 96% like i get on short stories.
whats that i'm still typing?
shoot i must edit this to make the test real
NO U MUST NOT!
Yes i will.
NOOO MUST CONFUSE!
still, you got a problem with me?! you see if i go down, you go down to mr lamer! You are the unl33t part of this brain, witch btw is MINE!
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1. l337 "my deductive skills are as good as me l337 cs skills"
2. 96% "if deductive ppl marked stuff like this they'd give me 96% like i get on short stories"
3. Canada "that'll solve it once and for all eh?" = deliberate use of "eh"
oooh look at the swirly colors!
Ahem!
getting kinda crowded in here...
/my head explodes