Worst Famous Actor/actress.
DrSuredeath
Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
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USA is really a land of opportunity.
Even pathetic actors can become filthy rich and famous celebrities.
Let's start a list. One person/group per post.
I'll begin with
1. Arnold Schaesnakeher. Not only that I can never spell his name. He always read the freaking dialogue. No emotion, nothing. His most famous role is the one without any dialogue. Christ, muscles sure carry people far. Even Stallone proved he can act even a little bit. See Rocky, heck even some of his failed comedies. Arnold simply can't act, he will not survive w/o Cameron.
Even pathetic actors can become filthy rich and famous celebrities.
Let's start a list. One person/group per post.
I'll begin with
1. Arnold Schaesnakeher. Not only that I can never spell his name. He always read the freaking dialogue. No emotion, nothing. His most famous role is the one without any dialogue. Christ, muscles sure carry people far. Even Stallone proved he can act even a little bit. See Rocky, heck even some of his failed comedies. Arnold simply can't act, he will not survive w/o Cameron.
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-=Worst Actor=-
Aaron Eckhart (From the Core, if anything else.)
-=Worst Actress=-
J. Lo (Acting+Singing lessons would help, I act better than her.)
Worst Actor:
Ja Rule (STICK TO MUSIC, wait, better than that, don't do either at all)
Worst Actress:
any singer/actress they're all bad.
Worst Actor: Steaven Segal...no emotion...none at all.
Worst Actress: Any....
Arnold Rules!
Have you guys seen "My father is a turboman" (<--- iam not sure that did i translate it right from finnish to english). He had some....eh...."really" good acting in that movie <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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Aah, ****. So it wasn't my father is a turboman. I just found a real english name to it.
This is the movie, what i was talking about: <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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Aaanyway...
Worst Actor:
Tie between Mark Hamil and Keanu Reeves. Thank god Star Wars and Matrix are good enough movies to compensate for their leads complete lack of talent.
Worst Actress:
I'm going to agree with Liku on that one.
Chuck Norris
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Go get them commies chuck! scare them with that beard!
Jean Claude Van Damme
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His first "big" movie role...If you think he's wooden now, you should have seen him back then..
And of course, the man with one facial expression, Mr Segal...pick any movie, they are equally shocking.
And an honourable mention to Patrick Swayze
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His finest hours..<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Worst actress?
Hmmm
Dunno.
Keanu Reeves, the only thing he ever did good was The Matrix, all his other crap is just poor..
Worst Actress:
I would also have to Say J.Lo, can't stand her....
I agree with you, but i still love the Matrix, i forgot Trinity's name, but she was not a good acter either...
Consider, however that Meryl Streep has an Oscar....
Meryl Streep < all.
I know, I'll play a bumbling Englishman with a heart of gold.
EVERY FRICKEN MOVIE!
Lies!
And even if it was true, this is rendered unimportant by the "kung fu chicks in tight trousers" factor.
Edit: And yes, Hugh Grant is a floppy fringed fool.
Actually, no need.....
/drool
For example, I was never a huge fan of "Seinfeld", but his stand-up shows are actually quite good - I'd suggest renting "I'm Telling You For The Last Time" - it's actually worth the cost. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
"The Bernie Mac Show", IMO, lacks any comedic appeal whatsoever. A few one-liners from BM, a lot of typical situations, and then the credits roll.
There are many more of these shows of course, but I tend to automatically avoid any show with the title formula mentioned above.
Worst actress - all of the WWE wrestlers
You know which actor really pisses me off? It isn't so much the actors fault, but I guess more the script, but <b>Sam</b> from Lord of the Rings. I can't stand him! He comes off as such a outrageously <i>stupid</i> character in the second movie, that I just want to thump him on the nose and burn off his foot hairs with my lighter.
I can't think of any truely appauling actors at the moment, though. I'm tempted to say Micheal Douglass but I really can't remember anything he's been in or even what his acting's like, but my friend said that any movie he's in isn't worth watching. Perhaps someone can shed light?
Tom Hanks..for some reason he always annoyed me. I actually cheered when he got offed in Saving Private Ryan..<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Jean Claude Van Damme
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Ok, add another name to my you-know-what list. Philistines!
Worst Actor:
I'll say Segal for now, but let me think on that.
Worst Actress:
Heather Graham.
The only thing more wooden than me watching her is her acting.
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I suppose he gets some bonus points for kicking his own **** in "Double Impact"...
He plays <i>both</i> a good guy, and a semi-bad-guy-who-is-going-to-see-the-error-of-his-ways-after-a-really-awkwardly-bad-drunk-scene.
How many other actors have done that? In <i>several</i> movies?
He practically invented the "beating up your evil twin in a low budget martial arts movie" sub genre.
But is it <i>really</i> necessary to have him doing the splits in his undies in every damn movie?
Because I for one, don't want to see that..:/
Worst actress: Madonna. The paradigm of why a musician-to-actor transition is a regrettable exercise for all concerned, not least the viewing public.
I can't stand actors who always play the same roles too, like someone had mentioned, Hugh Grant.
<b>TONY DANZA</b> sucks the big one too. His name in every movie/show/PBS Telethon is Tony, always Tony. I have NEVER seen someone do so little with their imagination.
Some other TERRIBLE actors, (who are probably technically worse than Segal, but I just hate him so much I put him as worst) are Shaq (WHAT THE F......) and Sinbad (HOOOOOLLLLLY COW)
He's been in some top no-brainers..The Rock, Con Air..er..Wild at Heart.
Shame about 8mm and Gone in 60 seconds though..
And Hamster - <i>Wild at Heart</i> is <b>not</b> a no-brainer. /me waves his Lynch flag
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Worst actor (maybe not worst, but certainly very undeserving of every paycheck he gets): Ben Affleck - ruiner of all he touches
And I completely forgot Leaving Las Vegas..
Went to Segal's webby, I was curious to hear his musical dabblings but I finally got rid of realplayer and I aint reinstalling it for that..<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Meanwhile, here's a picture of Segal sporting a tasteless shirt and a panda.