Give Me A Senior Quote

pardzh

Anything by Jack Handy is appropriate, really:

"If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons. Maybe by shoving them down his throat."

"If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now."

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SoulSkorpion

The Confucius Say ones are the best. I like "Confucius say: man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok".

Windelkron

"Let's start with 'immediate seating area.'

<b>SEAT!</b>"

babygirl

Don't ask me to do this. Mine was actually censored by the yearbook commitee -_-

Nemesis_Zero

I'm gonna use 'It never gets better - it always changes.'

Renegade

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DrSuredeath

This was written on my school newspaper. It's from a Junior when it's my turn to graduate.

To all Graduating senior

"Good Luck and Get Lost"



or better yet.

"Good luck and get the ***F word*** outta here"

Pegenator

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"Life is a terrible disease... It always leads to death."
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You're welcome to use that <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

Or, you can use this one instead:

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

Jammer

i got me a goods educations!

Thansal

mine:

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Also:
"Mind the gap" (just cus)


hehe, my school was so fn anal about it

No initals, no numbers, no foreign languages (that includes dead languages like latin), etc etc etc it SUCKED


oh yah

"<a href='http://www.machall.com/indexcontent.php?doshow=iotm_main' target='_blank'>Kupo, Beotch!</a>"

FeydToBlack

"If at first you dont suceed (sp?), lower your standards."
"For every winner, there is a dozen loosers. Chances are, you're one of them"

Ahnteis

Just about anything at despair.com

SkinnY

Liberate toteme ex infernis

or

"People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your road doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost" by someone-wich-name-i-can't-remember...

AllUrHiveRblong2us

Here's the one I plan to use, you're welcome to it.
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p4Samwise

I favor song quotes. Mine was "I am the walrus. Goo goo g'joob."

pardzh

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Event Horizon? Or did you actually know what that meant?

I think it's "Save yourself from hell", no?

Marik_Steele

Here's one I'm surprised hasn't come up yet:
"Never let your schooling interfere with your education" -- Samuel Langhorne Clemens, a.k.a. Mark Twain

Burr

You could just say "HL2 HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED!! WOOT!!"

SoulSkorpion

"All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive, make your time."

Windelkron

haha the all your base is the best.

but here's one, a little sadistic:
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><b><span style='color:red'>:</span></b>D

SoulSkorpion

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but here's one, a little sadistic:
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><b><span style='color:red'>:</span></b>D <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Mouse

"If you are about to tell someone you don't care about anything, don't bother. Because you obviously care about not caring"

Or

"It doesn't take an idiot to be stupid"

Or

"I refuse to be quoted"

DOOManiac

I think my senior quote was "Hack the planet" merely out of spite for the entire school stereotyping me to be some "elite" hax0r because I knew how to use a computer without doing a wicca ritual or anything. Some people found it funny, others thought I was making a serious attempt at social anarchy... Stupid people.

I'd recommend something like "If all it takes to keep you happy is a quote from a high school kid, you must have a very easy job. The kind that robots will be doing soon."

tbZBeAst

Paraphrase James Cameron

"in 100 years, who'll give a ****?"