Gordon Freeman

Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
edited April 2003 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Write a poem/song about Gordon Freeman</div> <u><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Gordie Baby</span></u>


You look so good in your cheap specs,
you ain't got no pecs,
But you kick alien butts,
Maybe you think i'm nuts,
But Gordie Freeman,
You are sooo kewl,
You make me go ooooooh.

You so smart,
I'm just a tart,
I wanna hold you're gun..
for you,
If only you knew,
Just how kewl
You are,
I watch you from afar..

[chorus]
I weep and I weep,
The price is just too steep,
To be in your world..
To be in your world..
Gordie, ooooh, Gordie,
You make me feeel sooo..
naked, like a child without a gun.

I watch you run, jump and shoot,
The aliens think you're a hoot,
But baby you're my one,
the one with the gun,
down she goes,
those aliens are hoes.
Sweet Gordie..
Sweet Gordie..
Sweet Gordie..
[Repeat to Fade]
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  • PegenatorPegenator Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11269Members
    I think you have too much free time in your hands...
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  • LokeLoke Join Date: 2003-02-25 Member: 13988Members
    FFS stop it, spammer.
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  • PegenatorPegenator Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11269Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Loke+Apr 23 2003, 11:18 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Loke @ Apr 23 2003, 11:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> FFS stop it, spammer. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    U talkin to me, bud?

    I've joined the boards b4 you and still you have a higher postcount. (ALL FOOD MUST DIE)

    postcount++
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  • MausMaus Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5599Members
    There was a young scientist named Freeman
    Who came face to face with a demon
    He unzipped his fly
    And with a glint in his eye
    He covered the hellspawn in [snip!]
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    <!--QuoteBegin--Pegenator+Apr 23 2003, 04:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pegenator @ Apr 23 2003, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Loke+Apr 23 2003, 11:18 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Loke @ Apr 23 2003, 11:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> FFS stop it, spammer. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    U talkin to me, bud?

    I've joined the boards b4 you and still you have a higher postcount. (ALL FOOD MUST DIE)

    postcount++ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Tbh, i havent seen Pegenator post before...

    Maybe he has'nt started posting until a few months ago...

    Anyway, nice poem Error, but i think Souris's limerick owns it.
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  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    Souris limerick is good, (alot of clever devices, such as the use of metaphors and such), I think it lack though in the emotion department.

    I've gone to great <i>pains</i> to express the emotional need that exists in all of us for Gordon Freeman. A man that lives in a part of every one of us, and thus we are in emotional turmoil when we think of him, for he can only exist while we participate in the Half Life experience, which is one of excruciating pain. Our souls are slowly tortured as we fear for him, we feel for him, and we endure whatever Gordon Freeman encounters on his journey through life; or death.
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  • LokeLoke Join Date: 2003-02-25 Member: 13988Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Pegenator+Apr 23 2003, 11:21 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pegenator @ Apr 23 2003, 11:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> U talkin to me, bud?

    I've joined the boards b4 you and still you have a higher postcount. (ALL FOOD MUST DIE)

    postcount++ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Big mistake... No i was talking to Error404
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  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    edited April 2003
    Loke, what you said was not very kind and unprovoked, I suggest you go play somewhere else if you insist on being hostile like that. These boards are for friendly interaction between forum members, if you don't like a thread, then don't read it.

    I think I have been fair this time in my reply. Next time you decide to be the self-appointed moderator, I might not be so kind.
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  • LokeLoke Join Date: 2003-02-25 Member: 13988Members
    Yes, of course. And I'm sorry that I behaved that way. But you have to agree that spam sometimes.
    I'm just a little tired of all those HL2 threads that comes up all the time, why cant we have a SINGLE thread about HL2 instead?
    And again, sorry man.
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    Yeah, you could make this a Poets Anonamous thread. ^_^
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  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    I was hoping, that if theres enough submissions, I'll compile the whole lot of them and send them off to Sierra. If all goes according to plan, then Sierra might just publish them as part of a <i>special box set <b>gold</b> edition</i> for the new <b>Half Life 2</b> release.

    All the artists, poets, songwriters may very well receive large royalties for their contributions to this commemorative publication devoted to our hero and father of all great mods, Gordon J. Freeman.
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  • LokeLoke Join Date: 2003-02-25 Member: 13988Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Error404:+Apr 23 2003, 12:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Error404: @ Apr 23 2003, 12:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Gordon J. Freeman. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What is Gordon's real middle name?
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  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    J = Jonathan.

    Gordon Jonathan Freeman


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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    edited April 2003
    Is it really?
    How did you find out?

    Man his middle name sucks...

    Gordon Freeman is the man...
    On the 5th, he ate a flan.
    Redirected from Xen.
    Devious Hgrunt Men.
    On the path to safety.
    Never shall he turn back.

    Forever shall i remember you...
    Rapid fire machine gun, turning marines into goo.
    Even against assassins,
    Even against snarks,
    Man o man will you scream FARK!
    Againstall the odds...
    Never turning back.

    I think this is what they call a stick poem, bah i cant remember.
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  • LokeLoke Join Date: 2003-02-25 Member: 13988Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Error404:+Apr 23 2003, 01:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Error404: @ Apr 23 2003, 01:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> J = Jonathan.

    Gordon Jonathan Freeman


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    Nice middle name, thanks.
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  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Silent But Violent+Apr 23 2003, 01:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Silent But Violent @ Apr 23 2003, 01:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Gordon Freeman is the man...
    On the 5th, he ate a flan.
    Redirected from Xen.
    Devious Hgrunt Men.
    On the path to safety.
    Never shall he turn back.

    Forever shall i remember you...
    Rapid fire machine gun, turning marines into goo.
    Even against assassins,
    Even against snarks,
    Man o man will you scream FARK!
    Againstall the odds...
    Never turning back.

    I think this is what they call a stick poem, bah i cant remember. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ROFL, Interesting poem. I liked the mention of snarks, afterall they were Gordon's favorite snack.
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  • Amped1Amped1 Join Date: 2003-02-08 Member: 13287Members
    Small Song-

    If you wanna see Gordon Cryyyyyyy,
    Just poke him in the eyeeeeee!
    Light him on fire and watch him fry,
    Gordon Freeman must dieeeeee!
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  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    OMG! thats shocking.
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  • Amped1Amped1 Join Date: 2003-02-08 Member: 13287Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Error404:+Apr 23 2003, 03:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Error404: @ Apr 23 2003, 03:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> OMG! thats shocking. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Heh heh heh. I'll finish it later and make it even more disturbing.
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    hehehe
    excellent thread <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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