You Have Played Too Much Ns When...

Pegenator · April 2003

... You seriously consider evolving your bulldog to an onos.

Add ur own <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

UnderDOG · April 2003

i think ill put a turret behind my door, and on the bed.... oh! on the desk, and the tf will be in the coner hehehe... im safe froms the creaking in the vents now!

Ill get a welder and weld my vents shut too

MeLeNkO · April 2003

O_o no idea what to put u know when u pld 2 much cos all u talk bout is ns

Stakhanov · April 2003

old topic... why not bump the nerd NS thread ?

...plus there's one about NS dreams going on now.

Keyser · April 2003

Yeah I think there should only be one "too much NS" thread at a time, or a time limit between them. Apperently many people play way to much NS, me included <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

Gnatsum · April 2003

1. When you pretend you have a smartgun and make weird smartgun sounds

2. When you hold any replica of any gun like how the marine holds it in ns

3. when you pretend your house is ns_whatevermapyouthinkofatm

Yes i do all of the above, My name is darkbolt101 and i am a ns addict.

DasElitest · April 2003

When you wake up Easter morning, and instead of taking a dive into your lovely treat basket you decide to get on ns and "own teh nubblz". Whats better than playing ns with a sugar/caffine rush though?

happy easter!

That_Annoying_Kid · April 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DasElitest @ Apr 20 2003, 11:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> When you wake up Easter morning, and instead of taking a dive into your lovely treat basket you decide to get on ns and "own teh nubblz". Whats better than playing ns with a sugar/caffine rush though?

happy easter!  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
MMHMM!

Ns lan partys starts any second....

DizzyOne · April 2003

- when u put ur head between ur legs and put foil around u thinking u will become a onos

- when u think there is a way to make a pistolscript for duckhunt (nes)

- when u try humping ur refridgerator to get loaded
- when u try humping ur refridgerator with a flashlight in ur hand goin on and off, to get loaded faster

homesickness · April 2003

- when you spit at someone and say to your friends "yo parasite rine going to the hive"
- when people are complaining about your weird habit of biting em
- when instead of laughing you "chuckle"
- when quotes like "oh man just lost my apetite" and "we got hostiles" are part of your life

Jower · April 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Darkbolt101 @ Apr 20 2003, 03:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> smartgun  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
That's like AvP aint it ?
We have LMG's here
hehe

Ooh and
uuh
When the light of your day is discussing when you think 1.1 is gonna be out ?
hehe

exoity · April 2003

I play around 8-11 hours of ns a day ... no lie =|

BlaqWolf · April 2003

- you know you HAVEN'T played enough NS when you don't know that there have been 3945723979085 other threads just like this one <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

well, maybe just haven't visited the forums... but oh well

Hologram0 · April 2003

-when you begin to expirience with drawl symtoms from not enough ns

p0larize · April 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dizzy.souls @ Apr 20 2003, 01:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> - when u try humping ur refridgerator to get loaded
- when u try humping ur refridgerator with a flashlight in ur hand goin on and off, to get loaded faster  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
LOL!!

-when u run to school with a knife, thinking you go faster

Gliss · April 2003

-When you jump off a skyscraper, thinking you won't take falling damage as long as you attach blades to your feet and walk on all 4's, but if you walk on 2 feet, or you're really big, you <b>will</b> break your legs.
-When you don't play enough NS, you start to shiver and lose health, wishing you had regeneration and defense chambers by you.

Jower · April 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (p0larize @ Apr 20 2003, 10:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> -when u run to school with a knife, thinking you go faster  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Uuhm
Aint that CS ?

rsd · April 2003

- You practice the alien "chuckle" to impress your NS playing friends

LordRiven · April 2003

when you see the same thread once every 2-3 weeks..

Jammer · April 2003

You remeber this topic from July as "You know you've waited for NS too much when..." and in November as "You've played too much NS when..."

:-) Search please.

NightfireTG · April 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Darkbolt101 @ Apr 20 2003, 09:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> 2. When you hold any replica of any gun like how the marine holds it in ns  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
omg omg, i do that too. i no longer hold it like pierce brosney anymore, but an NS soldier.

NightfireTG · April 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (p0larize @ Apr 20 2003, 04:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> -when u run to school with a knife, thinking you go faster  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
you made me spill my pepsi for laughing too hard.

CplDavis · April 2003

Ok seriously, Ive had a dream about NS for the last 5 days in a row. Im not making this up. Everyone is different and in everyone Its like I can control it. Somtimes my friend from down the hall is in them with me. Mostly its just me and one other marine. Buts its cool becasue the dream "looks" realisitc its not like computer game graphics.

Lat night I was in this room that looked similar to the Auxillary Generator room. I was on the ceiling at it seemed as if I could jump really high. I guess I was dreaming that I had a jet pack lol.

Gigz · April 2003

-When faced with a growling dog you crouch and hope it doesn't know to go for the feet

-instead of asking your ma to pass you the milk you go "I NEED A MILKPACK, STAT!"

KI6 · April 2003

You get expelled from school due to assaulting your workshop teacher. Your excuse? "His shirt was torn so I welded him."

P.S. We have way too many of these topics.

The_Real_Quasar · April 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gigz @ Apr 21 2003, 06:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> -instead of asking your ma to pass you the milk you go "I NEED A MILKPACK, STAT!"  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
R
O
F
L

-You end up with a severe headache trying to copy the ready room skulk motion

-You call your CPU "Computer Core Hive"

-You see your teacher's desk as a CC

Just my 2 P (What? Cents? Whats a cent? No, that's pence!)
Ah, how i love arguing with Americans over absolutely nothing. Especially invisible ones.

lordbluewolf · April 2003

for you cs players, you may have noticed this...

while playing cs, you no longer crouch
everybody tells you to go away when you follow your teammates around
when you wonder why the round was over so soon, and figured it was a good alien rush
the terrorist with the bomb is now your commander, and you call him so
the hive mind is very quiet, so that ct around the corner gets a good laugh at killing you
and lastly......

You aim for any spot on the body, fire as quick as you can, and pray your opponent redeems.

sadly, i'm the victim of many of these problems <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

few · April 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pegenator @ Apr 20 2003, 03:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> You Have Played Too Much Ns When...  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
...when u have 900 posts on the Ns forums when u joined just two months ago... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

philmcneal · April 2003

start calling the gorge cute

Sinter · April 2003

...when you are sweeping the floor, and you start circle-strafing around the dust-pile as if you were building it.
(I actually broke out laughing when I caught myself doing this)

P.S. Sorry to resurrect this thread, but I just had to add that.

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'>
-[CosaNostra]Sinter

KhazModan · April 2003

when your on msn or another chat program and everytime you say something you say

yhello

yhows things?

ywhat you been up to?

(y being the button you press to chat)

You Have Played Too Much Ns When...

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