Real life natural selection in action!
<div class="IPBDescription">Humans is the craziest people~</div>Ever wonder how the theory of "Natural Selection" works into today's world?
Here are the best and the brightest of the worst and most odd deaths/personal injuries ever to befall a fellow human.
<a href="http://www.darwinawards.com" target="_blank">The Darwin Awards</a>
(Most aren't extremely graphic, though some can get just downright weird, enter if you don't mind PG-13/Semi-R situations, few to no offensive pictures or language to my knowledge... well... not TOO offensive anyway.)
The weird part is?
I found this website through TEACHERS, MULTIPLE ONES.
They love this stuff... really....
Taken from said website:
<i>Robert, 37, shot himself while explaining gun safety to his wife in Glendale, California, when he placed a .45-caliber pistol he thought was unloaded under his chin and pulled the trigger. Shovestall's wife told police that the incident occurred after her complaints about her husband's 70 guns prompted him to demonstrate their safety.
A 23-year-old bar-brawler who had been escorted out of the Turtle Club in Florida by a bouncer, sneaked back in and leaped off a staircase, aiming a kick at another man, but was killed when he landed on his head.
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet, didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb, and it came back marked "return to sender." He opened the package and was blown away.
Two animal rights activists were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn by freeing a captive herd. Suddenly all two thousand of pigs stampeded through the gate they were opening, and trampled the hapless protesters to death.
News of the Weird reports that in September 1996 a man was crushed to death on a stairway at the Sammis Real Estate and Insurance office in Huntington, N.Y., while he was stealing the office's 600-pound safe. He apparently violated that cardinal rule of hauling massive objects: Never stand on a step lower than the one the safe is on. The safe was empty at the time of the incident.
In San Jose, California, Herman, an avid hunter, used the butt of his shotgun to bash his girlfriend's windshield during an argument. But his loaded gun accidentally discharged into his stomach, killing him and ending the argument.
"I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure."</i>
Pyro "Why did I not remember this sooner" Wolf
Here are the best and the brightest of the worst and most odd deaths/personal injuries ever to befall a fellow human.
<a href="http://www.darwinawards.com" target="_blank">The Darwin Awards</a>
(Most aren't extremely graphic, though some can get just downright weird, enter if you don't mind PG-13/Semi-R situations, few to no offensive pictures or language to my knowledge... well... not TOO offensive anyway.)
The weird part is?
I found this website through TEACHERS, MULTIPLE ONES.
They love this stuff... really....
Taken from said website:
<i>Robert, 37, shot himself while explaining gun safety to his wife in Glendale, California, when he placed a .45-caliber pistol he thought was unloaded under his chin and pulled the trigger. Shovestall's wife told police that the incident occurred after her complaints about her husband's 70 guns prompted him to demonstrate their safety.
A 23-year-old bar-brawler who had been escorted out of the Turtle Club in Florida by a bouncer, sneaked back in and leaped off a staircase, aiming a kick at another man, but was killed when he landed on his head.
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet, didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb, and it came back marked "return to sender." He opened the package and was blown away.
Two animal rights activists were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn by freeing a captive herd. Suddenly all two thousand of pigs stampeded through the gate they were opening, and trampled the hapless protesters to death.
News of the Weird reports that in September 1996 a man was crushed to death on a stairway at the Sammis Real Estate and Insurance office in Huntington, N.Y., while he was stealing the office's 600-pound safe. He apparently violated that cardinal rule of hauling massive objects: Never stand on a step lower than the one the safe is on. The safe was empty at the time of the incident.
In San Jose, California, Herman, an avid hunter, used the butt of his shotgun to bash his girlfriend's windshield during an argument. But his loaded gun accidentally discharged into his stomach, killing him and ending the argument.
"I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure."</i>
Pyro "Why did I not remember this sooner" Wolf
Comments
I'd find it for you but I'm at work and the site is blocked.
And RBY, it could have been a terrible nosebleed...the nosebleed to end all nosebleeds. Perhaps someone cut off his nose. There, see? Technically, it could be considered by some to be a nosebleed, although it would be a lot more severe than casual nosebleeds. But seriously, what an...idiot. The natural reaction of any person when they notice some bodily fluid leaking out of a place it usually doesn't is to plug it up.
He parked alongside the lake, then lit the tnt and threw it onto the ice, hoping to make a hole he and his friends could fish through. However, his dog, who had already played this game, but minus the TNT and with a bone, ran onto the ice, picked up the fizzing stick and tried to bring it back to its master.
The guy and his mates freaked out, and tried to shoot the dog with a shotgun from the back of the truck, but they missed and scared the dog, who ran under the truck and hid.
The insurance didnt cover acts of stupidity or explosives, and so they ended up with no car to get back home, thousands of dollars left to pay on this burnt wreck, no dog, no fish. They didnt die, so he only deserves an Honourable Mention. But its a good one nevertheless.
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"How does someone shake a machine without leaving fingerprints? No fingerprints were found on the machine by the police, only <b>"a partial <i>handprint</i>
</b>"."
need i say more.
BTW i put in the bold and italic to point out the stupidity.