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LazarusLazarus Join Date: 2002-01-28 Member: 122Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Gold
<div class="IPBDescription">Take over the world?</div>find out at <a href="http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php" target="_blank">http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php</a>.

heres my discription:

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to choke on their food, terrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to build a gigantic statue of you.

[EDIT] btw, just found out, dont go to that "darksites.com", some things are not so nice.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Evil Plan ™!

    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first clone a scientist. This will cause the world to leave, confused by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must seize control of Empire State Building. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first clone a superman. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides! ). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
  • KorpisoturiKorpisoturi Join Date: 2002-04-18 Member: 471Members
    Evil Plan

    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, horrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must desecrate the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
  • RhoadsToNowhereRhoadsToNowhere i r 8 Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 33Members
    I was hoping for something a bit more than just a fancy Mad Lib, but hey, what the heck.

    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this ripe #######? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must seize control of the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must demonstrate your arcane ritual, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
  • SinisterSinister Join Date: 2002-04-15 Member: 451Members
    Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a scientist. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good in his wizard's robe?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must seize control of the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from the haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must prepare your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.
  • chalupamonkchalupamonk sky h4x0r Join Date: 2002-02-19 Member: 227Members, NS1 Playtester
    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides&#33<!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must release your great supernatural forces, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Here it is, from an NS PR perspective:

    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist (Flay). This will cause the world to swallow nervously, horrified by your arrival (CS). Who is this spammer (PR)? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

    Stage Two
    Next, you must seize control of the Internet (RR.org). This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding (Looking at you, mappers).

    Stage Three
    Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon (NS), bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare call you names (Gomer). Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

    See? It all makes perfect sense...



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  • GreedoGreedo Bounty Hunter Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 37Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must desecrate United Nations. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must let loose your arcane ritual, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no woman will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.


    phhhr
  • SmokeMastaSmokeMasta Join Date: 2002-04-13 Member: 430Members
    i don't need that stuff
    i'm already ruler of the world
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    oh. i was unaware.
  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

    Stage One
    To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, confused by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?


    Stage Two
    Next, you must seize control of the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three
    Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
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