Ns Haiku
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Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Bring out your inner poet</div> Gorge is very fat
He will build offense chambers
I love my fat gorge
Feh...
See what you guys can come up with, I'm terrible at poetry. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
The form is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables, for those not informed.
He will build offense chambers
I love my fat gorge
Feh...
See what you guys can come up with, I'm terrible at poetry. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
The form is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables, for those not informed.
Comments
Our commander is a nub!
Everyone f4.
I've got 80 res! =O
Make way for Onos, suckers!
WTH I'm stuck!!@
Marines are getting owned bad.
Onos on their butt. (imagine other word for butt, and this line makes sense)
Chuckles madly and pounces
Cleanse the intruders!
And the spent, useless weapon
Clatters to the floor.
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Sees marines, shoots out umbra
Chomp chomp, easy kills
Comm, give jetpack please!
What do you mean "not researched"?
n00b comm, eject now!!1!
WTH h4x hes cheats ban!
noob died to puppeh
i win w00t good game
i so pwned you guys all alone
you werent alone fool
Rambo's make the comm cry lots
No medpacks for them
Before the hive can be placed
Before they have fades.
Gimme HMG!
Gimme HMG YOU NOOB!
OMG We lost!
w00t ns nancy
I'll kill a hive with jetpack!
Damn! They webbed the vents!
Comm we need more turrets
Get upgrades and MT too
Don't have enough res??
Not one medpack or ammo
WTH we lose
Gj Commander
Told you to make res towers
now we cannot tech
a whole team of fades
While we do not have upgrades
we lose for sure now
We should not have lost
With HMG and HA
But damn the rambos
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Carrying HMG death.
Killed by the one Lerk.
Marines blast too fast
Skulks falling like heavy rain.
Carapace comes now.
Marines sit and wait
turtling in their safe base.
Soft chuckle speaks: 'doom.'
Bitter bang of boot
sounds from the hallway to Hive.
Soon met by Onos.
NS 1.1 should rock
I will LOOOOOVE NS
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NS 1.1 should rock
I do LOOOOOVE NS
MC and SC Ninjas,
WTH m3h spl33n!
Blasts those skulks so easily
More ammo please, commander
If you think all poetry is supposed to rhyme and flow, you know a very small amount about poetry.
Haiku is a Japanese form of poetry that is usually written about things in Nature. So get off your high horse of cool rhymes and try being different for once. Don't criticize what you can't even begin to do well. If you're not gonna make a Haiku or at least say something nice, don't even bother posting.
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Heck, can't remember who, but someone wrote a poem about being stuck in traffic. Choppy, moving in slow bursts.
Poetry doesn't have to roll or rhyme. It simply has to evoke. You don't need to know iambic pentameter from a car tire to do that. And while alliteration might add power to a poem, or link words to lend meaning from one to the other, it is not neccessary.
Return to the realm of sonnets and trite verse, Kaine. Creativity flows here, while words are wrenched and raped.
Now the sieges are shooting
Soon, the ping of death
Here's a CSer
Has no clue what NS is
"How do I buy weaps?"
We plan our assault
On the ventilation hive
But the door is blocked
(Note: Thats the NS-caged vent hive, the shipping tunnel door)
A circle turns red
Something is under attack
Save the res tower!
The comm chair is dead
By a lone skulk biting it
OMG you noobs
My meagre offerings.
Where are my khraa brothers?
Left for ready room.
They are researching jetpacks
Time to spike with Lerk
Safety cannot be found there
Death is just delayed
up to the top of the list
C'mon guys, post something!
But we have all the upgrades
Good fighting ensues
The fade spams acid
Destroys turrets very fast
Onos on the way
Fades are teh 733t
WTH, I died, haxor!
Where's my umbra lerk?
HA HMG
Won't die with a welder near
Gonna bag a hive
Where did that sneaky Skulk go
oh right, he's behind.
I have a deep need
Someone please help me out here
I dropped my pistol
Pretty little Lerk
You bring out the best in me
Set my organs free
It is a sad thing
when you hear the siege go up
soon, the sonic waves.
LM
why am I in base again?
I need directions!
Davis Aims his Gun
The fat onos better run
That Onos is done!
Look out aliens
The TSA's here to kill
Hives dead, BEEP BEEP BEEP
Run you little Gorge
My H M G is up yours
Out of breath you die.
Eat this you big Fade
I will hit you with this nade!
You Fade I shall Slay!
Eat buckshot you skulk.
I have ten rounds just for you.
It turns you to goo.
the Lerk Flies up high
We All take great Aim with care
lerk Season is here.
Go marines!
I wait for marines to chomp
Gamma is my bane
Rambos in 1.1
Running to the hive alone
What?! Cloaked chambers!
Comm drop siege here now
Sector clear camping the hive
OMG I'm dead
Comm I need more mines
"But we already have lots"
Uh-oh, server crash.
w00t this is good poetry
fan fic forum move