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  • OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
    <img src='http://crcdesign.com/voogru/HalfLife06.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
    <a href='http://crcdesign.com/voogru/seige.dem' target='_blank'>demo</a>
  • Amped1Amped1 Join Date: 2003-02-08 Member: 13287Members
    Check the 8th page for a picture of Gordon in the readyroom.
  • An_Experienced_NewbieAn_Experienced_Newbie Join Date: 2002-12-22 Member: 11383Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Ollj+May 10 2003, 09:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ollj @ May 10 2003, 09:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://crcdesign.com/voogru/HalfLife06.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
    <a href='http://crcdesign.com/voogru/seige.dem' target='_blank'>demo</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG!!! LOL What was the reaction on everybody's face when you guys finished?
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    rofl, poor gorges. id hate to hear what all those sounded like. What was ur res like? or did u turn cheats on?
  • DrunkenMonkeyDrunkenMonkey Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16165Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    Nice defense. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Elite_GuardElite_Guard Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10258Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--X_Stickman+May 10 2003, 10:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ May 10 2003, 10:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> rofl, poor gorges. id hate to hear what all those sounded like. What was ur res like? or did u turn cheats on? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    no cheats on Ollj's pic. It was on a public server. Marines had 2000 res even after building that though.
  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    Armoury humping!

    <img src='http://personal.inet.fi/private/scinet/armouryhump.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
  • DaxxDaxx Join Date: 2002-04-16 Member: 460Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Fun time at the Cydonia Club:

    <img src='http://www3.sympatico.ca/adamdz/cydoniaBENT.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
  • obuhobuh Not Quite Smart at NS Join Date: 2003-03-31 Member: 15072Members, Constellation
    a new team: the readyroom <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sinter+May 9 2003, 05:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sinter @ May 9 2003, 05:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No caption necessary

    -[Cosanostra]Sinter
    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol I didnt notice the ladder and was wondering what they were talking abut portable ladders <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->



    bzzzt
  • DrunkenMonkeyDrunkenMonkey Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16165Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Scinet+May 10 2003, 01:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Scinet @ May 10 2003, 01:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Armoury humping!

    <img src='http://personal.inet.fi/private/scinet/armouryhump.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Haha! Good one! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    edited May 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Drunken.Monkey+May 10 2003, 05:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drunken.Monkey @ May 10 2003, 05:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Scinet+May 10 2003, 01:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Scinet @ May 10 2003, 01:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Armoury humping!

    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Haha! Good one! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You should've seen it live. I don't know what causes that "slump-animation" that makes the HA look like there's nobody inside it, but for some reason the player model was also nudging his torso back and forth very suggestively. The resulting triple-x action with the armoury was quite possibly the most obscene, yet funniest thing I've ever witnessed in NS. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->


    [edit]
    Oh, I just remembered this:
    The best place I've ever come across Gordon Freeman in was when I joined a Day of Defeat 1.0 server few days ago. The map that was being played was dod_charlie, which is a beach assault map, and that's when I saw him: Storming up from the waves and hitting the blood soaked sands of Utah beach, Gordon Freeman ran past the camera in his HEV, ready to blow up the shingle with TNT and lead his troops to victory. Damn, do I wish I would've been fast enough to press F5 when it happened.
  • taboofirestaboofires Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9853Members
    The armory strikes back. Man, I wish the game looked this good while I was playing it, instead of having to fix the contrast with Photoshop <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    edited May 2003
    Edit:I'm havin' problems, so I have to link to them. So here ya go:

    Let the orgy commense:
    <a href='http://www.geocities.com/dsclerks/armories.html' target='_blank'>Armories!</a>

    The hidden res tower! The res tower dropped under the res node, but still worked. We actually ended up making two res towers on the same node, but I have no ss, sorry.
    <a href='http://www.geocities.com/dsclerks/res.html' target='_blank'>Hidden res.</a>
  • zambackzamback Join Date: 2002-10-24 Member: 1578Members
  • uberbrokeuberbroke Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2438Members
    hhaahaha... good one zamback.
  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
  • Sniper_ChanceSniper_Chance Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10549Members
    Who will win? The pwnos or the Kar wh0re?

    <a href='http://cemoterontrol.tripod.com/dod-ns.jpg.txt' target='_blank'>Photoshop hackjob</a>
  • uberbrokeuberbroke Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2438Members
    hahhaaha kar wh0re...

    teh funnay = present
  • Raptor091288Raptor091288 Join Date: 2002-07-15 Member: 955Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    ha, 2 res towers is nothing, ive been on a team (actually causing them to keep coming, comm would drop them on me and theyd sink through, not gonna say how we did it exactly though) we had like 10 res towers there at the end of the game with over 2k res, it was on the redphive.org server on ns_nothing at miasma walkway, try building the rt when a marine is running over it.

    oh yeah, i didnt get a pic but...
    my turret spam record is 73 turrets in one room (redphive.org again) at crash, not to mention the 40+ in marine base, it was south loop on ns_eclipse, with a phase, 1 tf and an rt there.

    i do have a pic of some stuff in a map exploit on ns_bast right outside feedwater hive, but i dont feel like converting the 3 meg .bmp to a .jpg or anything right now (or ever)
  • Brave_UlyssesBrave_Ulysses Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15922Members
  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Raptor091288+May 11 2003, 11:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Raptor091288 @ May 11 2003, 11:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ha, 2 res towers is nothing, ive been on a team (actually causing them to keep coming, comm would drop them on me and theyd sink through, not gonna say how we did it exactly though) we had like 10 res towers there at the end of the game with over 2k res, it was on the redphive.org server on ns_nothing at miasma walkway, try building the rt when a marine is running over it.

    oh yeah, i didnt get a pic but...
    my turret spam record is 73 turrets in one room (redphive.org again) at crash, not to mention the 40+ in marine base, it was south loop on ns_eclipse, with a phase, 1 tf and an rt there.

    i do have a pic of some stuff in a map exploit on ns_bast right outside feedwater hive, but i dont feel like converting the 3 meg .bmp to a .jpg or anything right now (or ever) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'll have to try that res tower thing. We were playing on a LAN with a 1.0 server (I forgot the patch.)
    I was playing the other day on eclipse at redphive.org where I think they had about 30 or so in cargo before it crashed. It was impossible to attack, even with 6 or 7 adrenalined carapaced umbra'd fades. We'd die after slashing their turret factory 2 times, which was near the res tower in there.

    This thread rules...
  • KimboKimbo Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15122Members
    edited May 2003
    TEH FUNNEH?! Bah you what?

    Ok I was bored... Recorded some demos... I won't tell you how to play them Im sure you know the routine.
    They *should* work with NS because it was all done server side. In theory anyway. Use your imagination.

    Additionally: All most forgot to mention this, Damn I hate my brain. I was thinking of making a sort of film out of this. Ideas are welcome. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    RIGHT CLICK - SAVE AS - Make sure its a .dem file

    I will let the demos speak for themselves: <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->

    If they don't work try running the NS DLL that is for servers i.e the 1.04 DLL file.

    <a href='http://akimbo1911.tripod.com/junk/toweromfg.dem' target='_blank'>Can a gorge build on walls?</a>

    <a href='http://akimbo1911.tripod.com/junk/doorhax.dem' target='_blank'>The rotating door on NS_BAST does the Mambo No. 5</a>

    <a href='http://akimbo1911.tripod.com/junk/tower1.dem' target='_blank'>ns_missilecommand_final3 -> Demonstrating tower limits? Keep your eye on the health <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--></a>

    <a href='http://akimbo1911.tripod.com/junk/TOWERDJ.DEM' target='_blank'>Alien towers -> DJ's Turntable?</a>

    <a href='http://akimbo1911.tripod.com/junk/PORTAL123.DEM' target='_blank'>Marine Things - and an interesting resource model -> Maybe perhaps a mobile command center <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--></a>

    No <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> 's were harmed in the making of these demos

    Personal Note: Yes I am crazy <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    ~Kimbo~
  • Brave_UlyssesBrave_Ulysses Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15922Members
    Man Tripod = totally ****. I can't download those at all. If I click it comes up with "dem" in my browser address bar but shows a load of garbled text. If I try to right-click and save target it only saves a webpage. Bollocks. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • KimboKimbo Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15122Members
    edited May 2003
    just get rid of the htm attach part to it...

    Depends on browser?

    Know anywhere else that host zip files Im open to ideas. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Maybe if it asks you to save it as a HTM file then say "All Files" additionally

    ~Kimbo~
  • SinterSinter Join Date: 2003-03-05 Member: 14347Members, Constellation
    Somehow, I think this was planned...

    (Norn, that ladder was someone's spray image. Makes for some good laughs <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> )

    -[Cosanostra]Sinter
    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • WakeWake Join Date: 2003-03-05 Member: 14351Members, Constellation
  • KimboKimbo Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15122Members
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    lol that picture is quality!
  • KimboKimbo Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15122Members
    This is one dedicated to Kylie Girl <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Oh but is it so cute?!
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