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SpiffyJrSpiffyJr Join Date: 2002-12-06 Member: 10518Members
<div class="IPBDescription">my experience of an ns STALEMATE</div> LOL... once I stop laughing I'll tell you this story.

Pheww, k.

Roughly 3 AM this morning I decided to play a little NS on my server and there were around seven people in there. I joined alien and it ended up being 4 v 3 (marine/alien). The marines took two hives pretty quick and I couldn't do much but try to o-tower rush them. Ended up building a siege and taking that down so I was stuck. Both of my teammates left and it was 4 v 1. I was like hrm... what now? Went to their main base and loh and behold! It had no defense! Built me up a couple o-towers and some d chambers and did a classic o-tower rush. Killed 2 marines in the process (including the commander) before they could relocate. Killed the IP and the third marine came barreling in after me like some sorta rambo. My o-towers disposed of him. The last guy was inside my hive and he took it down. Well WTH do I do now? It's on nancy, I'm in the rine stat huddling around d-chambers for my life and he's all the way at subspace with no ammo. I couldn't believe it was a stalemate; never even thought such a thing could happen. We both refused to move and this went on for about 30 minutes while we chatted about whatever we felt like. I ended up turning tournament mode on and we had a jetpack/welder vs. skulk fight (which I won, yay!). The few people still left in the server thought it quite hilarious.

I would release the demo but stupid me put my rcon password in and I can't have you all seeing that.

I bid you all goodnight; for I'm so tired I can barely see.

Comments

  • acer_r1acer_r1 Join Date: 2003-03-11 Member: 14397Banned
    heh...sounds like the time i camped out side of the ship above marine spawn in nancy........
  • RoobubbaRoobubba Who you gonna call? Join Date: 2003-01-06 Member: 11930Members, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    no it doesn't, that's using a map bug and is deeply frowned upon here. If I catch you doing that on my server you're banned. I owuld imagine the same goes for many other server ops. DO NOT USE EXPLOITS.


    Nice story, I'd have liked to have been there!

    Couldn't you have slowly moved your lame forward towards the hive? It would have taken a while (especially if you reach the max number of nearby chmabers!) but I'm sure you could have lamed him out... Maybe not, anyway good stuff <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I assume if something like this were to happen in a clan match, aliens would just win though laming out the remainig marines? (Thats' what happens when you have no base defence kiddies <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->)
  • acer_r1acer_r1 Join Date: 2003-03-11 Member: 14397Banned
    and why would i play on your server?.........
  • KaniranKaniran Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12465Members
    Heh, can't build ANY chambers without a hive, hence the stalemate Roobubba.

    I've been in the same thing actually, I knifed the hive early game on caged while the alien team ate my base. It ended up with me the only marine walking around with only a knife versus a single skulk hugging a group of D chambers, funny stuff. Ended up calling it a draw and having the admin turn on FF and nuke us both at once.
  • ImmacolataImmacolata Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2140Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Coz Roo has a good server with excellent regulars. If you don't live in Europe, you'd most likely never play there anyway.
  • KarriNKarriN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6617Members
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Indeed, you could have made a lifeline of def chambers towards the hive he was at. But I guess that'd been darn slow, I assume you didn't have much res towers, either.
  • NSCypherNSCypher Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12758Members
    Just a note - am I right in thinking that you can't build def chambers without a hive? Therefore he couldn't extend his DC line to get to the hive...

    PS. You should want to play on Roo's server because, quite honestly, it rocks. Decent regulars + sensible admins = brilliant server. Nice one Roo keep up the good work. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    Great stalemate story.

    Sounds like it was certainly stalemate!
  • d0omied0omie Join Date: 2003-02-23 Member: 13877Members
    if you have regen and three def chambers you are immune to the ping of death! But then regen on a gorge sucks in any other circumstance.
  • Roger_DodgerRoger_Dodger Join Date: 2003-03-11 Member: 14392Members
    Good story <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Did u have regen coz u might have been able to make a run to noname perhaps??? But i guessing they might have had turrets, hmmmm how bout run to the hive as skulk evolve to gorge coz u lose no health when evolving and perhaps run and make hive, dunno??

    neway sounds pretty funny, good thing u didnt go admin dodgys.. hehehe
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    That's correct, you cannot build anything excepting a Hive, without a Hive up. Though that'd have been a good way around the stalemate, if you'd been able to go Regen and scurry over to build up one of the other Hives.

    Oh... and mapbugging is HEAVILY frowned upon in most of the servers I know. Doing it (without an admin having teleported you there himself) is normally grounds for a ban. Includes blipping outside the map with the use fo a certain plugin command, building sieges in walls, building sieges in the floor, etc.
  • LinkLink Join Date: 2002-10-16 Member: 1510Members
    Gwan, change your rcon pass and release the demo.

    Btw, is there a way of editing demos? Like decrease the length, or chop it into bit etc? (Without creating a avi obvioulsy)
  • ZiGGYZiGGY Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12479Members
    lol I get hella flamed on roos server. Not played with the regulars on usually stick to warservers
  • TheWizardTheWizard Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10553Members, Constellation
    I was there spiffy, I was there.

    And it was hilarious.
  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    Yeah I hate when people refuse to build any sort of defenses
    because they're too busy "locking down" hives or rushing.

    Either way, we demand you post your demo.... rcon password be damned :-D
  • ainfectainfect Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13102Members
    spiffy....you tell a good story <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • KMOKMO Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7617Members
    Yet another story pointing out the stupidity of the ping of death. If there was no ping, it would have been a tense, exciting race for him to get a hive up before the marine hunted him down.

    Instead, no, we've just got to sit next to some defence chambers. Pathetic.
  • RoobubbaRoobubba Who you gonna call? Join Date: 2003-01-06 Member: 11930Members, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    but KMO the marine had no ammo either, so he'd have had to have knifed him!

    I forgot about the old no hive no building thing <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->


    On a slightly different note, is there a way to set friendly fire on without enabling tournament mode?

    Zig you always seem to join when most of the regulars are not there, mind you I've not been playing much recently either with work being fairly nuts.

    Aaaaanyway NM and I'm sure you'll catch us in action sometime <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Roger_DodgerRoger_Dodger Join Date: 2003-03-11 Member: 14392Members
    edited March 2003
    Nothing wrong with a bit of knife action Roobubba

    The bouncy battle of the crouching titans
  • RoobubbaRoobubba Who you gonna call? Join Date: 2003-01-06 Member: 11930Members, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    lol yeah but with enough DCs the gorge can regain health, the marine is only going to lose it <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Savag3Savag3 Join Date: 2003-03-05 Member: 14336Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Immacolata+Mar 22 2003, 05:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Immacolata @ Mar 22 2003, 05:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Coz Roo has a good server with excellent regulars. If you don't live in Europe, you'd most likely never play there anyway. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah baby!
    i r teh regular! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • EplekongenEplekongen Join Date: 2002-11-16 Member: 8915Members
    what is the servers name, ip? I would like to come for a visit <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • RoobubbaRoobubba Who you gonna call? Join Date: 2003-01-06 Member: 11930Members, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    [shameless pimping]

    Roob's *No time for Muppets* NS 1.04
    163.1.180.217:27016
    [/shameless pimping]
  • RabidWeaselRabidWeasel Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5337Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Savag3+Mar 24 2003, 01:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Savag3 @ Mar 24 2003, 01:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yeah baby!
    i r teh regular! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, and I am teh semi-regular with my knackered '8 pounds sterling' mic.

    Roo's server is the first reliable, low-ping server I've found with good players who teamplay, as well as heavy admin presence.

    I'm gonna go play there right now (if it's not full)
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    you can't build chambers when you don't have a hive, so no moving the wall of lame
    but excellent story
  • SOTF-Striker_01SOTF-Striker_01 Join Date: 2003-02-09 Member: 13354Members
    I got a story:

    On the G4B2S server (www.guns4back2school.com) I had just joined the maines and saw that we had over 500 res, i was like WTH we have all that res and i have a lmg?? Then i saw that we didnt have a cc. and only one spawn portal. There were two hmgs and one welder between the eight of us. So we rushed. We had taken over half of ns_hera! I was like ok if we win im gonna laugh. so we went after the archiving hive. and we died.
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