Ya Know Sometimes...

Teufel_EldritchTeufel_Eldritch Join Date: 2002-01-28 Member: 124Members
Ya know sometimes I really hate females.

Okay...Ive been going out with my gf for 4 years now, in fact we are gonna get married someday. When she first moved in I made the stipulation that she could move in as long as the house did not get filled up with a whole bunch of crap. You see she is a pack rat. Collects all sorts of crappy sh*t. She said that would not be a prob. Okay now it is 4 years later and the loft is full of her useless crap. Not only that but she has been slowly getting rid of my things over that period of time. First it was the pool table, then the weight bench and now...now she wants me to get rid of my collection of Playboy mags!!! Grrrrrrr! I hate females. I also hate pack rats. Before she moved in I lived a pretty spartan existence and I LIKED IT! I dont like a whole bunch of sh*t cluttering my life ya know? But god! now....now I feel like I am living in the middle of a junkyard or some cheap knick knack store or something. I cant handle it! Im gonna lose my frikking mind!

Why do women have to be so damn annoying? I cant wait until someone gets a functional life like female android going.

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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    <!--QuoteBegin--Teufel Eldritch+Mar 1 2003, 06:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Teufel Eldritch @ Mar 1 2003, 06:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> and now...now she wants me to get rid of my collection of Playboy mags!!! Grrrrrrr! I hate females. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And that made you mad, and post your anger on the forums?

    Thats reasonable...
  • Teufel_EldritchTeufel_Eldritch Join Date: 2002-01-28 Member: 124Members
    Yep Im ranting on the forums.
  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    GJ.

    Pack rats don't change their stripes, boyo. If you knew she was a pack rat, and you knew it would drive you crazy, you shouldn't have moved in together. Harsh but true. Pack-rattiness is by no means a female trait; in fact, I think the reverse is more often true. (I'm a huge pack rat.)

    As for the Playboys... well, what did you expect? You should have hidden them better.
  • CatpokerCatpoker Join Date: 2002-06-25 Member: 816Members
    dump her, play ns all day

    thats all the love i need and then some!
  • Teufel_EldritchTeufel_Eldritch Join Date: 2002-01-28 Member: 124Members
    Yes I know pack ratness is not soley a female trait. I never said otherwise. As for the Playboys...I never hid them in the first place. I'm not living at home with mom and dad ya know...no need to hide my fap mags under my bed. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Dump her and play NS all day? Now that sounds like a plan! lol <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ConfuzorConfuzor Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2412Awaiting Authorization
    Wait a few years; I'm sure fembots should be out on the market real soon.
  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->First it was the pool table<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    She made you get rid of your pool table...and you didn't break up with her...


    Now THATS love my friends
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Teufel Eldritch+Mar 1 2003, 01:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Teufel Eldritch @ Mar 1 2003, 01:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ya know sometimes I really hate females.

    Okay...Ive been going out with my gf for 4 years now, in fact we are gonna get married someday. When she first moved in I made the stipulation that she could move in as long as the house did not get filled up with a whole bunch of crap. You see she is a pack rat. Collects all sorts of crappy sh*t. She said that would not be a prob. Okay now it is 4 years later and the loft is full of her useless crap. Not only that but she has been slowly getting rid of my things over that period of time. First it was the pool table, then the weight bench and now...now she wants me to get rid of my collection of Playboy mags!!! Grrrrrrr! I hate females. I also hate pack rats. Before she moved in I lived a pretty spartan existence and I LIKED IT! I dont like a whole bunch of sh*t cluttering my life ya know? But god! now....now I feel like I am living in the middle of a junkyard or some cheap knick knack store or something. I cant handle it! Im gonna lose my frikking mind!

    Why do women have to be so damn annoying? I cant wait until someone gets a functional life like female android going. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dude you pushover! Ha no way would I let my women fill my house with crap. I am speaking from experience so jus say to her you can have all your crap in the house but I'm not living in it. She prolly try and kick your **** but don't threaten to do it jus DO IT! Go to your parents or something. Your jus showing her your not easy to push around.

    btw. Getting rid of your pool table? Thats EVIL!
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