One day a gorge built in the nuclear powered n00b resource, and was suprised by a well placed marine phase gate which actually was a cunningly disguised marine in short-shorts and tie. The Gorge entered into a continued building, but secretly team-chatted "sevendashseven likes men" and self-combusted like microwaved cat. Along came Mr. 8-Bit Ninja who accidently tripped on a self-combusted gorge "What the hell?!" he muttered painfully the gorge replied: "......" He's dead. Then it cried "I am not an animal! I wear ponce!" and then the door slid open and out rolled a huge hairy ball of phlem. It ate everybody. And then it committed xenocide and there was much to talk about the thread ended.... Then was reborn! everyone groaned.... and got up to beat the living bjeesus out of the poor 8-bit monkey with spikey hair and blue eyebrows 2 HRS LATER: The phone rang "I like pie" Screamed a Fade "I like caek" Bellowed Mr.Pumblebottom Mr. Pumblebottom was an insane hippopotamus in a jam with many grapes Out of nowhere came baby onos with a cute radioactive squirrel launcher of Doom (+2). The baby onos fired and hit a semi-dead Gorge right in the large phlegm ball until there was little of his body mass left. A skulk evolved right into Superman. He saw Lex then tripped on Lois Lane, who died due to very unatural causes (complications of the Green slimy area in the USSR) Then Carl (a sentient cigarette machine with a penchant for giving out ) began to Dance OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!!!! 90's flashback insues Then a jetpacker exploded and fell on the D.J who fell onto The Decks and-span-around. The clubbers cheered! and everyone got burned disco style. Suddenly a big Cloaked Onos with a little cloacked rabbit with two lucky rabbit's feet loaded his AK47 with toxic hairballs then proceded to dance the funky del the homosapien Mentally Scarring all who were standing right near the alien resource point which suddenly discombobulated and turned into Paully shore and a big fat mutated elephant man with hairy toes. Then a Gorge which had fungi. telephoned king kong and asked "Why you gotta wear the frilly purple bra?" Confused he ate his hat which caused stomach ulcers, depriving various starving children of food for a whole damn year. Some time passed , eons, in fact then eventually something locked this thread? Nay! Not so! Along came bob with his n00bstick and his "elite" stick and his smelly pair of socks. He then exploded He mentally snapped He started eating a big pile of...nano sludge which was terribly spamariffic? No, Mexican Water which was brown and from Mexico with a pet Water with pet? Yes, a pet how odd mumbled the nearby marine with no pants met a gorge with large round arse. the gorge couldn't belive his bad luck when his eye spoke " Phear the LeEt " and popped out into the vat of steamy human skin peelings. "Ewwwww ," he said, "supercalifragilisticexpialidoceous " for NO reason. Then a Lerk pooped his pants , but it wasn't very solid, so it dribbled down while revealing his eight foot long trombone which was broken. The marine jumped on the disco dance floor which was spamtastic untill this post exploded, and everyone had wild sex which was spamtastic! While keeping the monkeys dancing on until fire erupts ceasing existence on bad grammar. "Mister Rogers" who died Peacefully, has been... doncing in slabsville which was a term for hell. W00t 200 posts and this means your momma will nuke this! Until, i scream icecream! ICECREAM, supa move which was spamtastic or was it. A mutated cow, from heaven decended t3h 1i0n k1ng And Landed on, Let. It. Die. , which was a large humanoid ant! "Take me to the land of underwear houses. so-they-went-to-the-brothel in a Yellow Submarine Then supernorn2000 died Woot went everyone to the funky poop of doom , best death evar! The questionable ending was answered by God upon high who proclaimed this, shall not die who art upon the holy ground BOOOOOM!!!! The end. at last *fhew* And the ReBoRn started fragging, and picking wildflowers in my bung. PURPLE was the color that brought memories of the Beforetime. post count +1 Then a lerk with hairy nipples bought a lazer-razor taser sun-bather tripped, fell, died. moving swiftly on... WHAT THE ****!? was he thinking? while pulling a large sack of man eating vegetables up the ladder leading to Flayra who's glaring at the new version oblivious to impending damned eternal spammage! Jetpacks and HMGs killed the fade who killed the pig faced pigmee Supernorn killed it Liku exclaimed. Then supernorn2000 was nubified. BEST DEATH EVAR said the commander. "j00 pwned, n00b !" so he claimed Life insurance, near was the MUTANT HYBRID MARINE with hairy toes and really small that smell awful Like salty nuts with a BUMP! On the scrotal-sac of the donkey who was sitting On Fam's face holding a large Onos in his... open frothy mandables What ho! said a small pixie counting his pennies saving up for an Automat Kalishnikov with which he slayed JediYoshi because kangaroo said to spam the forums and kill the giant smelly bun. Giant Smelly Bun? BioHaz pondered and Itched his backside. Suddenly a gorge giant smelly bun built an offense defensive sensory hive. "Oh Boy," he muttered, after he ate a bunfilled with anthrax of eternal death+3 Tarzan came to swing happily from a 15-inches tall gorge named Billy Dee tore his pantyhoseand eat them What a yummy entree w t f JediYoshi screamed at my new sig when it came Moving right along the Kharaa mating-ritual of impending pain. "VIVA LA ORIGINALE!" The End, PERIOD. GEEZ THAT SUCKED! No it didn’t or did it? Are you CONTINUEING!? yes, because Fatteh... coughed a hairball on infinitums plot Tooo much spare Pump up the volume... to t3h DJ Who has a skulk... in his knickers then suddenley, *BOOM* there was a(n) Orgasming Xenocide Explosion. "Man, not again!" Then suddenly spamtastically Narfwak's knee busted because of spam all over his lederhosen boondock pance unfortunatly they didn't protect him completely m fungal infection and scaly growth of his tail's ingrown nostril hair and other bodily hidden scents so he had.... revived a thread now spammers rejoice in the name of Jørgen A. Berthelsen Trance loving hippie never heard of showering with soap or brushing with Tinted orange toothpaste which tasted of, supposedly, tinted orange oranges from Africa, deep down oasis... you dig it? no, go away to far distances to walk to the ends of this damn story. it's never ending After being alone He puked orange. and then shouted HEY YOU GUYS!!!! on top of a table top which bled orange Juice onto the... Lap of Davis-TSA[e] who exclaimed loudly NOO my PANTS! and jumped around while holding a cup of orange onos milk and gorge fecal material and drank it and got sick with Kharaa bacteria then made a Bacteria cake for . Cereal_KillR who promptly refused and shouted LEMON and shoved cake Into his left... opponent's face, while singing Ol' MacDonald ate a brick and got confused because it didn't make any sense like this story but unlike the other story post this one has real comedy gold and will forever stick to your big juicy melons which are actually big juicy pears of gold. Meanwhile this topic ended. But then restarted by the one big cheese wedge from france, aka grande cale fromage which tastes horrendous in kitchen sink like so much french cuisine cheese on a very large french plate With onos milk. and gorge fecal matter mixed with lerk stomach acids And skulk saliva that regurgitated a A poor marine... who's name was John "rambo" Smith Silent But Violent yet very noisy HAHA GOT FOOLED as it's not over yet, because of the brick with hairy legs that smacked MonsE In his hairy... head. Because it. was propelled by... overclocked brick opellant hurting Saddam Hussein's proppelled-brick fragile... skull, and smashed... a ming vase in tiny pieces and saddam cried because he bit his lip when the brick smashed... his chinese vase "Ouch my lip!" then a gorge with only one resource left went to suck a big juicy lemon flavored orange juice which was covered with tasty bananas that a ape would love to fill himself with something which was radioactively dangerous but strangely alluring with green glow and toxic aroma so he farted On a HAHMG, whined for ammo and said "OMGh4x!!!" and ran away into the forest singing the song "yellow submarine" while spanking a lemon which was eating a gorge who was eating a marineburger that came from MacGorge which is being Eaten by a ravenous gibbon, who like others, ate the spanked lemon, spanked by the eyes of a spanker-eye monster With spanking hands... that spanked wildly... ,full spanking force, SPANK! yelled the... small yellow lemon before clutching it's Spanking hands on... pips. it then turned into pepsi-lemon and promtly exploded 'cos the bunny was fondling a fluffy white tail . But then he used his switchblade to sculpt a imperial stormtrooper, then rider on horseback both became alive and began to eat each other's legs off luckily the gorge close this topic. He then re-opened this fugly topic by using his awesome hacking skills "he is beginning... the Topic revolution." *cue the music* dah dah daaaaaa The fatty danced then puked because the skulk poke'd his fat *** from the puke... and ran away. Then CS terrorists fell and died. But were revived WC3-plugin was installed But everyone complained about this thing called "orange room" so they all had lots of sodas to take+3|-| |_33+ 50|)4'5 that had an insane elephant rampaging... with critical grenade and chainsaw dismemberfest enough to make explode everything that ed the insane elephant who was pink and very insane but not really very insane. Then... aliens landed near Roswell again, and they needed three words only "PINK ONOI RULE" exclaimed the gorge, making aliens happy as he flatulently spoke his name. And the Shopkeeper who was there took out his cucumber and stuck a hat on his huge pineapple and shoved it into the earth crushing the hidden Agenda of Capitalists written with a ball point pen filled with healing-spray and blue ink useable on slimy beast that don't actually have slime but instead have ancient egyption papyrus which was used as toilet paper as mind control or as anything relating to control of the masses would normaly kill millies phillysteak sandwich without peanut butter! In other words but with chocolate pie owns sandwiches GreyPaws's sandwhich will contain a lugie ultimatly dominating the deep painful hurting of famous dr.d while the pie had it's way in the oven with the muffin which was really a puffin. So the freaking threadcromancy swallowed the puffin and then burped out a penguin and it said "I'm the One" but the matrix is hella lame just like Liku and then the fade ran into the head of Wheeee. There is no pie in this. Neo owns Liku. Keanu can't act. Liku can't either because he's awesome. Kill this thread and you will fail three times into the deep pool of spamming and be burninated! Thus the matrix which runs on a nuclear reactor powered 286 computer of course moonstone will not have a huge fat funny greek wedding in space with the three gorges with their communist resource model are partying with marines in a colourfull and social way that Ireland was used to be but now it's totally different and really useless piece of hair from George.W.Bush which he used to wash everytime after his naptime or before he ate giant Oni of the face-like thing beyond. But at the same time he dissolved into a turret he walked into a bar it really hurt because he's weak and smells of rotten kryptonite shavings dipped in some sheep droppings. "Poo!” the gorge screamed as the robot said "700 posts!" a little early then Strongbad and Homestar appeared out Of pokemon balls. Then Trogdor came with some iron-brew contaminated with some Greedo Brand Muffins™ sweet, sweet, sweet COOOOOkies! yelled the old, old, old man who was a former skulk actually Jesus Christ he chased away lots and lots of wannabe vampires but was caught by the floating big, dumb, ugly, silly, stupid and newbie marine which ramboed to the double res point and began to whack RCs with a hive which was being eaten during the rainy day that followed another uber n00b saw the matrix in black and just wondered why up is down and down is Down is up... left and red is "marine green" which may be used by me to take the long, hard, fleshy bold ancient gorge cookies, which taste like citric acid with a pinch of roast beef flavor and coke. But then Al Gore and shotgun shells came merrily together and gorgebush rejoiced and said "Lockbox... about another mistake ..the unstoppable" has gracfully made in pencils, however, a... rather large strange local townsperson all wearing tourist watched dr. Strangelove eating pancakes with spiders and cannabis while kissing ghandi up a tree while dressed in magician costumes. All of a sudden XILLER killed Ghandi but in his murderious fude SiLeNcEr-7 became a playtester and pooped himself on the stage Three words only were needed to convey a message to the outskirts of CS_assault for the final insult "Roostersucking MurthaFooking Arselicker" which was written in black and aquamarine letters to really anoy the people playing CS. CS really sucks with skulk replacements and H4X0R3 N00Bs that bite the LMG barrel off gorge in the middle of dinner who was spamming I LIKE PAI! "WTH H4pp3n3d to... l_()s3rz \/\/4() 133T s|)33k" He was quickly interrupted by the n00b exterminator $20 per extermination was actually annoying and although purty cheap was still enough to be able to bankrupt the matrix haters club which also hated other good movies like Counter-Strike The Pings of dewm staring XILLER,SiLeNcEr-7 and liku the strange and queer female lerk who Directed by Cliff jumped into a big pile of battleships named Awhackadingahoy which was owned by the observatory disguised as an 5 pence coin that could talk in german but not in Likuranian. The awful grammar blinded the poor poor poor... POOR... evil cyborg nemesis... with one eye and a lemming. So the cyborg said weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and died on the spot. A giant talking-cupcake saw a penguin and ate it. Ooh Poor Penguin! Itsa great opportunity to play NS and get prawned by dead threads. The onos and cupcake.. ate each other But unfortunately, the cupcake spit tobacco at the grinch who asked Liku about stealing Christmas from happy children was killed by A speeding car. No one cared. And we rejoyced Because rejoiceing rules. just like spelling ! The letter X which is combined with a sub-woofer and 2 lines ( \ + / = X ) parallel to omga and alpha, “so this is stupid” said the sweaty, ugly construction worker who was wearing a badass bandana and a pair of very lovely and very rare gloves of +3 sized tutu ballerina of death with flowers on top. Since they were practicing "Toe fu" and leg rubbingwhich ***locked*** this thread, so the forum moderators could finally have some peas and carrots accompanied by pies and caek, now that the moderators has gotten something Called... Apple PAI! with a cherry in the middle. "Happy Birthay!" said Satan with a smile as he walked through the garden of eden while talking to bob hoskins then suddenly the lights went down for a drink in the pool and a Heavenly Casino/Bar suddenly appeared right in front of them and they freaked out 70'style with many drugs and funky music. Then John Travolta said "Oh. My. " Then stopped abruptly and discoed away untill his feet became lumpy and molten foot with caek and pei filled with lovely pieces of pineapple that were rock disguised as pie . God played blackjack with three gorges and had pie that was old but was pielishious. God destroys all pie. After eating pie Then came Cake of the chocolate "Cake or Death" veriety from nVieda that came towards Monty Python's Flying Rocket Propelled Shovels of pie shoveling caeks of death covered in pie but then the rocket propelled shovel smashed into the Computer Core hive and after that and said "donce" and the aliens rejouced much when they donced. Onos ate the cake and then pie and then more cakes flew into the funky beat called nameless bob who wasn't nameless but nameless bob the nameless guy wasn't nameless afterall but really curly like Skywalker's father or even like father christmas through much plastic surgery and ultra laxatives of pants bursting with the pure essence of pie. Pie makes the world go round so that pie cant get us more pie so more pie can give us pie for pie kind and then you eat more pie . Then the 1000 the post neared three point one. However this has nothing to do with glorious pie and yummylicious caek which nameless bob tried to eat but ended up talking about pie which was very pie like because that's the way pie tastes . Thus the gorges ate more pie and said "let's forget about pie and make hives using many pies and pie chambers.” but actually they watched the matrix and watched Keanu "omg l33.7 h4x0r" shouted the slow-one then he said pi eqals "3. 1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 " quick ban him! but no-one did as the admin reached for his confusion-o-meter... to measure the number of pies that everyone hated for pies suck. Then suddenly someone said something like "Look, there's a demon that looks like flayra “ and, when it felt like greedo's pance "Fired" He said then had pie he also fired the ultra pie of DOOMY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! With extra pie "Save me, Jebus!!" he yelled, then had some pie and celebrated Towel-day and then pie-day was succesful as pie could be so the admins filtered pie as being evil spam. El Presidenty Blair, decided to activate THE OMEGA DEVICE! So Dr.Who came and spontaenously combusted. Leaving K9 to destroy the universe using some pie Suicidal unhappiness followed... and many spoons... to eat pie that i like .I like pie with whipped cream and a cookie ,chocolate cookie was filled with chocolate-chips and strong salsa with some pie. and many caeks Then the reasource-tower ate some caek very seductavly in a darkened room with a large wooden spoon, pai flew through the matrix, and out in to zion "there is no spoon!" said the baldy before violently dying a violent death in his baldness as Wolverine stabbed his head shined since he was bold with hair and shards of killer bees which Infested his hair.. which he didn't wash very often he only dipped it in pie . He liked pie when he was finished with dipping pies into pies he continued the pie related story until he got ants in his pie made of metal, wood and little green men all very flameable from ooooouuuuterrrrrr spaaaaaaaace. Story staring XILLER, Sunrise, dirty_harry_potter and dr.d in the pits of hell AKA GL.rye, created the_neverending pie story which was nuked in Technicolor. From A dark shadow it somehow survied the nuclear blast using pie as a force field "NO MORE PAIS/CAEKS!"... use Soda Terminator wielding plastic spoons and much rejoucing . Things were good until Flayra Xenocided delaying 1.1 until on UNN VaunBrawn for a time when scary Shodan wore the tin while young Xerxes the knife-throwing master wore the Foil of creativity -3 which granted much wisdom and insanity but neglected to help space mutants seek new homes within the gorge monarchy that ruled Kentuky Fried Chicken filled with grease and with potatoes toxins too, but once they had collected their weapons they tried to kill the malkavian but failed well since he was a fictional character with two ears that could not be killed by any evil Onos but the gorges were a diffrent story because they got pies from Pegenator and died brutaly. in 12min the gorges resurrected suddenly and then dissapeared in a puff of logic, thus God noticed that and dissapeared too, also.The day was insane, then it became totally crazy and became true. there it continued to fester rabidly packed with large trouts of slapping fins of doom with karate chop tail action. So... the high-explosive drugged up penguin ate NS 1.1 and got really sick from uber-l337ness then a fluffy ninja pirate kitten attacked the skulks and beat them. That ate Flayra and got flayritus soon died because Flayra can't die because he is THE LIZARD QUEEN! Coo Coo Kachoo? Then appeared a chicken army of doom which marched to Baghdad and drank the oil fields that bush wanted nuclear missiles soon destroyed the world all that was left was awa s a coder who rebuilt the NS mod for Duke Nukem Forever! HL2 was dumped into a garbage can, which was filled with many Morrowind CD-Roms, which melted in the kitchen sink of green mouldy doom . The 8-bit Ninja decided to open the mighty pandoras box! Chaos soon followed with much rejocing "YAY! anarchy....online" as everyone ate the flying skulk that ate, Marine pai! the super-skulk said when he saw a marine he was fried in chocolate heavy-armour by his commander who soon was eaten by a chocolate skulk of Heavy Armour origin which came from Silencer's computer case which was full of Easter Chocolate. Suddenly a chicken rebuilt the world with scythes that were made of poo containing lumps of Nukelear whales. Then someone farted and all the gorges ran away into the sewer... where the rats infested the water. Beds fell through the ceilings of The matrix lobby... right onto the poor sad gorge who ate a happy meal including the toys and the packaging giving him constipation and what is constipation But very stinky. He then went to see his doctor, who then imploded with monty python style while he was trying to inject it into some weird stuff that tasted like zupico in gorge-milk. With strawberries and very bad grammer peppers but there be bullet time And a big head crab with a pretty huge... crowbar that gordon never had, but that he will marry the G-man. Although he was never really homosexual. And menstruating profusely didn't interest him. So one day this topic closed because of someone but it didn't. He saw a... crazed NSPlayer loose with no skill
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One day a gorge built in the nuclear powered n00b resource, and was suprised by a well placed marine phase gate which actually was a cunningly disguised marine in short-shorts and tie. The Gorge entered into a continued building, but secretly team-chatted "sevendashseven likes men" and self-combusted like microwaved cat. Along came Mr. 8-Bit Ninja who accidently tripped on a self-combusted gorge "What the hell?!" he muttered painfully the gorge replied: "......" He's dead. Then it cried "I am not an animal! I wear ponce!" and then the door slid open and out rolled a huge hairy ball of phlem. It ate everybody. And then it committed xenocide and there was much to talk about the thread ended.... Then was reborn! everyone groaned.... and got up to beat the living bjeesus out of the poor 8-bit monkey with spikey hair and blue eyebrows 2 HRS LATER: The phone rang "I like pie" Screamed a Fade "I like caek" Bellowed Mr.Pumblebottom Mr. Pumblebottom was an insane hippopotamus in a jam with many grapes Out of nowhere came baby onos with a cute radioactive squirrel launcher of Doom (+2). The baby onos fired and hit a semi-dead Gorge right in the large phlegm ball until there was little of his body mass left. A skulk evolved right into Superman. He saw Lex then tripped on Lois Lane, who died due to very unatural causes (complications of the Green slimy area in the USSR) Then Carl (a sentient cigarette machine with a penchant for giving out ) began to Dance OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!!!! 90's flashback insues Then a jetpacker exploded and fell on the D.J who fell onto The Decks and-span-around. The clubbers cheered! and everyone got burned disco style. Suddenly a big Cloaked Onos with a little cloacked rabbit with two lucky rabbit's feet loaded his AK47 with toxic hairballs then proceded to dance the funky del the homosapien Mentally Scarring all who were standing right near the alien resource point which suddenly discombobulated and turned into Paully shore and a big fat mutated elephant man with hairy toes. Then a Gorge which had fungi. telephoned king kong and asked "Why you gotta wear the frilly purple bra?" Confused he ate his hat which caused stomach ulcers, depriving various starving children of food for a whole damn year. Some time passed , eons, in fact then eventually something locked this thread? Nay! Not so! Along came bob with his n00bstick and his "elite" stick and his smelly pair of socks. He then exploded He mentally snapped He started eating a big pile of...nano sludge which was terribly spamariffic? No, Mexican Water which was brown and from Mexico with a pet Water with pet? Yes, a pet how odd mumbled the nearby marine with no pants met a gorge with large round arse. the gorge couldn't belive his bad luck when his eye spoke " Phear the LeEt " and popped out into the vat of steamy human skin peelings. "Ewwwww ," he said, "supercalifragilisticexpialidoceous " for NO reason. Then a Lerk pooped his pants , but it wasn't very solid, so it dribbled down while revealing his eight foot long trombone which was broken. The marine jumped on the disco dance floor which was spamtastic untill this post exploded, and everyone had wild sex which was spamtastic! While keeping the monkeys dancing on until fire erupts ceasing existence on bad grammar. "Mister Rogers" who died Peacefully, has been... doncing in slabsville which was a term for hell. W00t 200 posts and this means your momma will nuke this! Until, i scream icecream! ICECREAM, supa move which was spamtastic or was it. A mutated cow, from heaven decended t3h 1i0n k1ng And Landed on, Let. It. Die. , which was a large humanoid ant! "Take me to the land of underwear houses. so-they-went-to-the-brothel in a Yellow Submarine Then supernorn2000 died Woot went everyone to the funky poop of doom , best death evar! The questionable ending was answered by God upon high who proclaimed this, shall not die who art upon the holy ground BOOOOOM!!!! The end. at last *fhew* And the ReBoRn started fragging, and picking wildflowers in my bung. PURPLE was the color that brought memories of the Beforetime. post count +1 Then a lerk with hairy nipples bought a lazer-razor taser sun-bather tripped, fell, died. moving swiftly on... WHAT THE ****!? was he thinking? while pulling a large sack of man eating vegetables up the ladder leading to Flayra who's glaring at the new version oblivious to impending damned eternal spammage! Jetpacks and HMGs killed the fade who killed the pig faced pigmee Supernorn killed it Liku exclaimed. Then supernorn2000 was nubified. BEST DEATH EVAR said the commander. "j00 pwned, n00b !" so he claimed Life insurance, near was the MUTANT HYBRID MARINE with hairy toes and really small that smell awful Like salty nuts with a BUMP! On the scrotal-sac of the donkey who was sitting On Fam's face holding a large Onos in his... open frothy mandables What ho! said a small pixie counting his pennies saving up for an Automat Kalishnikov with which he
slayed JediYoshi because kangaroo said to spam the forums and kill the giant smelly bun. Giant Smelly Bun? BioHaz pondered and Itched his backside. Suddenly a gorge giant smelly bun built an offense defensive sensory hive. "Oh Boy," he muttered, after he ate a bunfilled with anthrax of eternal death+3 Tarzan came to swing happily from a 15-inches tall gorge named Billy Dee tore his pantyhoseand eat them What a yummy entree w t f JediYoshi screamed at my new sig when it came Moving right along the Kharaa mating-ritual of impending pain. "VIVA LA ORIGINALE!" The End, PERIOD. GEEZ THAT SUCKED! No it didn’t or did it? Are you CONTINUEING!? yes, because Fatteh... coughed a hairball on infinitums plot Tooo much spare Pump up the volume... to t3h DJ Who has a skulk... in his knickers then suddenley, *BOOM* there was a(n) Orgasming Xenocide Explosion. "Man, not again!" Then suddenly spamtastically Narfwak's knee busted because of spam all over his lederhosen boondock pance unfortunatly they didn't protect him completely m fungal infection and scaly growth of his tail's ingrown nostril hair and other bodily hidden scents so he had.... revived a thread now spammers rejoice in the name of Jørgen A. Berthelsen Trance loving hippie never heard of showering with soap or brushing with Tinted orange toothpaste which tasted of, supposedly, tinted orange oranges from Africa, deep down oasis... you dig it? no, go away to far distances to walk to the ends of this damn story. it's never ending After being alone He puked orange. and then shouted HEY YOU GUYS!!!! on top of a table top which bled orange Juice onto the... Lap of Davis-TSA[e] who exclaimed loudly NOO my PANTS! and jumped around while holding a cup of orange onos milk and gorge fecal material and drank it and got sick with Kharaa bacteria then made a Bacteria cake for . Cereal_KillR who promptly refused and shouted LEMON and shoved cake Into his left... opponent's face, while singing Ol' MacDonald ate a brick and got confused because it didn't make any sense like this story but unlike the other story post this one has real comedy gold and will forever stick to your big juicy melons which are actually big juicy pears of gold. Meanwhile this topic ended. But then restarted by the one big cheese wedge from france, aka grande cale fromage which tastes horrendous in kitchen sink like so much french cuisine cheese on a very large french plate With onos milk. and gorge fecal matter mixed with lerk stomach acids And skulk saliva that regurgitated a A poor marine... who's name was John "rambo" Smith Silent But Violent yet very noisy HAHA GOT FOOLED as it's not over yet, because of the brick with hairy legs that smacked MonsE In his hairy... head. Because it. was propelled by... overclocked brick opellant hurting Saddam Hussein's proppelled-brick fragile... skull, and smashed... a ming vase in tiny pieces and saddam cried because he bit his lip when the brick smashed... his chinese vase "Ouch my lip!" then a gorge with only one resource left went to suck a big juicy lemon flavored orange juice which was covered with tasty bananas that a ape would love to fill himself with something which was radioactively dangerous but strangely alluring with green glow and toxic aroma so he farted On a HAHMG, whined for ammo and said "OMGh4x!!!" and ran away into the forest singing the song "yellow submarine" while spanking a lemon which was eating a gorge who was eating a marineburger that came from MacGorge which is being Eaten by a ravenous gibbon, who like others, ate the spanked lemon, spanked by the eyes of a spanker-eye monster With spanking hands... that spanked wildly... ,full spanking force, SPANK! yelled the... small yellow lemon before clutching it's Spanking hands on... pips. it then turned into pepsi-lemon and promtly exploded 'cos the bunny was fondling a fluffy white tail . But then he used his switchblade to sculpt a imperial stormtrooper, then rider on horseback both became alive and began to eat each other's legs off luckily the gorge close this topic. He then re-opened this fugly topic by using his awesome hacking skills "he is beginning... the Topic revolution." *cue the music* dah dah daaaaaa The fatty danced then puked because the skulk poke'd his fat *** from the puke... and ran away. Then CS terrorists fell and died. But were revived WC3-plugin was installed But everyone complained about this thing called "orange room" so they all had lots of sodas to take+3|-| |_33+ 50|)4'5 that had an insane elephant rampaging... with critical grenade and chainsaw dismemberfest enough to make explode everything that ed the insane elephant who was pink and very insane but not really very insane. Then... aliens landed near Roswell again, and they needed three words only "PINK ONOI RULE" exclaimed the gorge, making aliens happy as he flatulently spoke his name. And the Shopkeeper who was there took out his cucumber and stuck a hat on his huge pineapple and shoved it into the earth crushing the hidden Agenda of Capitalists written with a ball point pen filled with healing-spray and blue ink useable on slimy beast that don't actually have slime but instead have ancient egyption papyrus which was used as toilet paper as mind control or as anything relating to control of the masses would normaly kill millies phillysteak sandwich without peanut butter! In other words but with chocolate pie owns sandwiches GreyPaws's sandwhich will contain a lugie ultimatly dominating the deep painful hurting of famous dr.d while the pie had it's way in the oven with the muffin which was really a puffin. So the freaking threadcromancy swallowed the puffin and then burped out a penguin and it said "I'm the One" but the matrix is hella lame just like Liku and then the fade ran into the head of Wheeee. There is no pie in this. Neo owns Liku. Keanu can't act. Liku can't either because he's awesome. Kill this thread and you will fail three times into the deep pool of spamming and be burninated! Thus the matrix which runs on a nuclear reactor powered 286 computer of course moonstone will not have a huge fat funny greek wedding in space with the three gorges with their communist resource model are partying with marines in a colourfull and social way that Ireland was used to be but now it's totally different and really useless piece of hair from George.W.Bush which he used to wash everytime after his naptime or before he ate giant Oni of the face-like thing beyond. But at the same time he dissolved into a turret he walked into a bar it really hurt because he's weak and smells of rotten kryptonite shavings dipped in some sheep droppings. "Poo!” the gorge screamed as the robot said "700 posts!" a little early then Strongbad and Homestar appeared out Of pokemon balls. Then Trogdor came with some iron-brew contaminated with some Greedo Brand Muffins™ sweet, sweet, sweet COOOOOkies! yelled the old, old, old man who was a former skulk actually Jesus Christ he chased away lots and lots of wannabe vampires but was caught by the floating big, dumb, ugly, silly, stupid and newbie marine which ramboed to the double res point and began to whack RCs with a hive which was being eaten during the rainy day that followed another uber n00b saw the matrix in black and just wondered why up is down and down is Down is up... left and red is "marine green" which may be used by me to take the long, hard, fleshy bold ancient gorge cookies, which taste like citric acid with a pinch of roast beef flavor and coke. But then Al Gore and shotgun shells came merrily together and gorgebush rejoiced and said "Lockbox... about another mistake ..the unstoppable" has gracfully made in pencils, however, a... rather large strange local townsperson all wearing tourist watched dr. Strangelove eating pancakes with spiders and cannabis while kissing ghandi up a tree while dressed in magician costumes. All of a sudden XILLER killed Ghandi but in his murderious fude SiLeNcEr-7 became a playtester and pooped himself on the stage Three words only were needed to convey a message to the outskirts of CS_assault for the final insult "Roostersucking MurthaFooking Arselicker" which was written in black and aquamarine letters to really anoy the people playing CS. CS really sucks with skulk replacements and H4X0R3 N00Bs that bite the LMG barrel off gorge in the middle of dinner who was spamming I LIKE PAI! "WTH H4pp3n3d to... l_()s3rz \/\/4() 133T s|)33k" He was quickly interrupted by the n00b exterminator $20 per extermination was actually annoying and although purty cheap was still enough to be able to bankrupt the matrix haters club which also hated other good movies like Counter-Strike The Pings of dewm staring XILLER,SiLeNcEr-7 and liku the strange and queer female lerk who Directed by Cliff jumped into a big pile of battleships named Awhackadingahoy which was owned by the observatory disguised as an 5 pence coin that could talk in german but not in Likuranian. The awful grammar blinded the poor poor poor... POOR... evil cyborg nemesis... with one eye and a lemming. So the cyborg said weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and died on the spot. A giant talking-cupcake saw a penguin and ate it. Ooh Poor Penguin! Itsa great opportunity to play NS and get prawned by dead threads. The onos and cupcake.. ate each other But unfortunately, the cupcake spit tobacco at the grinch who asked Liku about stealing Christmas from happy children was killed by A speeding car. No one cared. And we rejoyced Because rejoiceing rules. just like spelling ! The letter X which is combined with a sub-woofer and 2 lines ( \ + / = X ) parallel to omga and alpha, “so this is stupid” said the sweaty, ugly construction worker who was wearing a badass bandana and a pair of very lovely and very rare gloves of +3 sized tutu ballerina of death with flowers on top. Since they were practicing "Toe fu" and leg rubbingwhich ***locked*** this thread, so the forum moderators could finally have some peas and carrots accompanied by pies and caek, now that the moderators has gotten something Called... Apple PAI! with a cherry in the middle. "Happy Birthay!" said Satan with a smile as he walked through the garden of eden while talking to bob hoskins then suddenly the lights went down for a drink in the pool and a Heavenly Casino/Bar suddenly appeared right in front of them and they freaked out 70'style with many drugs and funky music. Then John Travolta said "Oh. My. " Then stopped abruptly and discoed away untill his feet became lumpy and molten foot with caek and pei filled with lovely pieces of pineapple that were rock disguised as pie . God played blackjack with three gorges and had pie that was old but was pielishious. God destroys all pie. After eating pie Then came Cake of the chocolate "Cake or Death" veriety from nVieda that came towards Monty Python's Flying Rocket Propelled Shovels of pie shoveling caeks of death covered in pie but then the rocket propelled shovel smashed into the Computer Core hive and after that and said "donce" and the aliens rejouced much when they donced. Onos ate the cake and then pie and then more cakes flew into the funky beat called nameless bob who wasn't nameless but nameless bob the nameless guy wasn't nameless afterall but really curly like Skywalker's father or even like father christmas through much plastic surgery and ultra laxatives of pants bursting with the pure essence of pie. Pie makes the world go round so that pie cant get us more pie so more pie can give us pie for pie kind and then you eat more pie . Then the 1000 the post neared three point one. However this has nothing to do with glorious pie and yummylicious caek which nameless bob tried to eat but ended up talking about pie which was very pie like because that's the way pie tastes . Thus the gorges ate more pie and said "let's forget about pie and make hives using many pies and pie chambers.” but actually they watched the matrix and watched Keanu "omg l33.7 h4x0r" shouted the slow-one then he said pi eqals "3.
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Then suddenly someone said something like "Look, there's a demon that looks like flayra “ and, when it felt like greedo's pance "Fired" He said then had pie he also fired the ultra pie of DOOMY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! With extra pie "Save me, Jebus!!" he yelled, then had some pie and celebrated Towel-day and then pie-day was succesful as pie could be so the admins filtered pie as being evil spam. El Presidenty Blair, decided to activate THE OMEGA DEVICE! So Dr.Who came and spontaenously combusted. Leaving K9 to destroy the universe using some pie Suicidal unhappiness followed... and many spoons... to eat pie that i like .I like pie with whipped cream and a cookie ,chocolate cookie was filled with chocolate-chips and strong salsa with some pie. and many caeks Then the reasource-tower ate some caek very seductavly in a darkened room with a large wooden spoon, pai flew through the matrix, and out in to zion "there is no spoon!" said the baldy before violently dying a violent death in his baldness as Wolverine stabbed his head shined since he was bold with hair and shards of killer bees which Infested his hair.. which he didn't wash very often he only dipped it in pie . He liked pie when he was finished with dipping pies into pies he continued the pie related story until he got ants in his pie made of metal, wood and little green men all very flameable from ooooouuuuterrrrrr spaaaaaaaace. Story staring XILLER, Sunrise, dirty_harry_potter and dr.d in the pits of hell AKA GL.rye, created the_neverending pie story which was nuked in Technicolor. From A dark shadow it somehow survied the nuclear blast using pie as a force field "NO MORE PAIS/CAEKS!"... use Soda Terminator wielding plastic spoons and much rejoucing . Things were good until Flayra Xenocided delaying 1.1 until on UNN VaunBrawn for a time when scary Shodan wore the tin while young Xerxes the knife-throwing master wore the Foil of creativity -3 which granted much wisdom and insanity but neglected to help space mutants seek new homes within the gorge monarchy that ruled Kentuky Fried Chicken filled with grease and with potatoes toxins too, but once they had collected their weapons they tried to kill the malkavian but failed well since he was a fictional character with two ears that could not be killed by any evil Onos but the gorges were a diffrent story because they got pies from Pegenator and died brutaly. in 12min the gorges resurrected suddenly and then dissapeared in a puff of logic, thus God noticed that and dissapeared too, also.The day was insane, then it became totally crazy and became true. there it continued to fester rabidly packed with large trouts of slapping fins of doom with karate chop tail action. So... the high-explosive drugged up penguin ate NS 1.1 and got really sick from uber-l337ness then a fluffy ninja pirate kitten attacked the skulks and beat them. That ate Flayra and got flayritus soon died because Flayra can't die because he is THE LIZARD QUEEN! Coo Coo Kachoo? Then appeared a chicken army of doom which marched to Baghdad and drank the oil fields that bush wanted nuclear missiles soon destroyed the world all that was left was awa s a coder who rebuilt the NS mod for Duke Nukem Forever! HL2 was dumped into a garbage can, which was filled with many Morrowind CD-Roms, which melted in the kitchen sink of green mouldy doom . The 8-bit Ninja decided to open the mighty pandoras box! Chaos soon followed with much rejocing "YAY! anarchy....online" as everyone ate the flying skulk that ate, Marine pai! the super-skulk said when he saw a marine he was fried in chocolate heavy-armour by his commander who soon was eaten by a chocolate skulk of Heavy Armour origin which came from Silencer's computer case which was full of Easter Chocolate. Suddenly a chicken rebuilt the world with scythes that were made of poo containing lumps of Nukelear whales. Then someone farted and all the gorges ran away into the sewer... where the rats infested the water. Beds fell through the ceilings of The matrix lobby... right onto the poor sad gorge who ate a happy meal including the toys and the packaging giving him constipation and what is constipation But very stinky. He then went to see his doctor, who then imploded with monty python style while he was trying to inject it into some weird stuff that tasted like zupico in gorge-milk. With strawberries and very bad grammer peppers but there be bullet time And a big head crab with a pretty huge... crowbar that gordon never had, but that he will marry the G-man. Although he was never really homosexual. And menstruating profusely didn't interest him. So one day this topic closed because of someone but it didn't. He saw a... crazed NSPlayer loose with no skill
(story so far) <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> I rock
AHHH! TWO WORDS! Whatever.
Dr.D don't post the WHOLE topic every other page, do it every 10 or something. It's more convienent that way! ^_^
ON TOPIC// Voogru's lame fans
(75-87 could swear that's 12 pages, but hey who am I to argue using math and such)
hard.
(two can play at that game <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> )
(pretty please say "seen himself in a mirror")
(dont got u silencer :/)