What You Just Sayd...

OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
edited February 2003 in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">And what you should have sayd instead.</div> In NS you use voice comm and other comunication more than in other mods.
But some time you say something completely wrong and should have sayd something completely different instead.
(e.g. The Truth / more fun)

<b>"what you just sayd" -> "what you truly should have sayd instead"</b>

"I`ll go gorge... give me your res please" -> "Im an attention ****, let me waste all your res and marines win at least once"
"Get the second hive up, fast" -> "Lets waste our res quiclky, turn into a few stupid Suicide Fades and waste even more Res."
"Move to that location, NOW" -> "I lost a Welder, HA/GL at that location, first come first seve"
"Fading" -> "Sucking" , "I`m just too stupid for Lerk and Skulk leap and I dont give a **** in hive defense"
"Phase NOW, NOW, Our Hive is under atack, Quick PHASE, Damit, Phase Now" -> "exit"
"Here comes the Onos" -> "Watch me getting stuck in Walls of lame"
"More Mines Please" -> "ok we already have more than enough mines, more mines wont change anything, but lets just waste some mines for fun instead of using res for a GL or Phasegate"
"Noo, not Sensory first, you N00b" -> "Weee, lets rock, what a shame that im n00b"
"Go of gorge" -> "Gorge, go to frontline, till you die, and never gorge again this game" (this sparse 4 res and gives more action)
"Defend the hive/doubleres and dont Solo rush" -> "I`ll never give u HMG HA GL if you dont stop moving"
"Phase to hive/doubleres NOW, and stop reloading" -> "ok, just recycled Armory, build yourself a new one in the hive (if you can)"
"We have a noob comm" -> "We are a bunch of associal loosers without teamwork, tollerance and flexibility"
"How do I ...." -> "Im a noob, Ill follow you some time , than I will change the way at a mindles crossing because I dont know the map. watch me diing without sense"
"HA HMG in base please ..." -> "I just love CS"
"cheater, Hax0r, N00b. Exploiter" -> "Hi, my name Is Bob, im 12, I have no friends and I love CS"
"Welder please" -> "Err Comm, we really need a WWWWWEEEEELLLLDDDDEEERRRR, or we will loose our hive sooner or later"
"Noob" -> "Watch me, I play HL mods all the time instead of having Friends and Sex"

Comments

  • AcKzAcKz Join Date: 2002-11-27 Member: 10079Banned
    ROFL, n1 noim <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    i can tell this post has a long life span ----> this post is already burning around the edges....be carefull or *LOCKED*
  • AhnteisAhnteis teh Bob Join Date: 2002-10-02 Member: 1405Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Poor grammar / spelling, incoherent ideas, generic flaming -- the epitomy of internet communication!

    Now, was there a point to this post? Some parts seem as if they are meant to be humorous and other parts appear to be poking fun at people who don't play the way the poster thinks they should.

    I rate this post:
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    i predict that Ollj has just played the worst NS game of his life and wishes to share his pent up rage with us....which is...nice?
    i would of laughed but i actually say some of that stuff... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ireValireVal Join Date: 2002-09-30 Member: 1390Members
    .............................no comment
  • PetitMortePetitMorte Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7232Members
  • MartMart Origin of SUYF Join Date: 2002-02-26 Member: 248Members
    You're a lil pessimist just waiting to explode aren't cha?

    This thread had the potential to be funny... but it just... isn't.
  • MMZ_TorakMMZ_Torak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3770Members
    It's funny, just not in the intended fashion.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Hrm. *thinks*

    Well, the way it's SUPPOSED to go is What you said > What you wish you had said. So.

    Come on people! If we don't secure the hive now, we're going to loose! > First person to build the phase gets an HMG next time they ask.

    Hey, people, I just heard a skulk leap so that means they have two hives, and that means their offense against the mess hall is going to redouble with the addition of fades, so get your butt there fast. I mean, I assume you should, because I haven't seen the fades, but it's a safe bet that you should be there anyways > Fades in mess

    Comm! You're a complete moron! Get those res towers built NOW! > Comm, node or I kick.

    I'm gonna weld the defense chambers to dust. Whatever you do, don't wander off, because I'll be skulk bait > Hey! I'll weld you, just wait a sec while I finish these chambers off

    OK! That's it! None of you are getting anything, ever! No more HMGs or GLs! No! Don't kick me! > Not enuf rez. Wate for more, then u get HMG.

    I'm gonna go ahead and blow our res on research, okay? No objections, I hope? > Look! I think I saw a skulk over THERE! (hit research button)

    Building sensory first. Trust me, you'll love it > Oops. I ACCIDENTALLY dropped a sensory. Ah well.
  • Cry_HavocCry_Havoc Join Date: 2003-01-22 Member: 12593Members
    The first one is pretty funny.

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  • folkfolk Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8603Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--NoImagination+Feb 18 2003, 05:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NoImagination @ Feb 18 2003, 05:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Hey, this is funny" -> "Not really, try harder. Sorry. You spelled "said" wrong, BTW" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    we have a winnar.
  • SoBe_DragonSoBe_Dragon Join Date: 2002-12-04 Member: 10465Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"HA HMG in base please ..." -> "I just love CS"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"cheater, Hax0r, N00b. ,<b><i><u>Exploiter</b></i></u>" -> "Hi, my name Is Bob, im 12, I have no friends and I love CS"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    AMEN!!!
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