Taken From A Server Transcript...
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Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12092Members
Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12092Members
<b>Taken from an actual server transcript.</b>
<b>Marines heard discussing the new comm over dinner ...</b>
Hicks: Guess the new comm's too good to eat with the rest of us grunts.
Frost: Man's definitely got a corncob up his ****.
<b>The new comm tries to encourage his new troops ...</b>
Hudson: Hey top, what's the op?
Apone: You'll love it, it's a rescue mission. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity.
<b>The new comm happy with his defences decides to hoard some res ...</b>
Van Leuwin: Thank you, Officer Ripley, that will be all.
Ripley: God damn it, that's not all!! 'Cause if one of those things get down here then that will be all! And all this **** that you think is so important, you can kiss all that goodbye!
<b>The new comm needs to take a hive but finds some in decision in the ranks ...</b>
Ripley: Well, someone's gonna have to go down there
Hudson: Yeah, sure, with those things running around? You can count me out.
Hicks: Well I guess we can count you out of everything then.
Hudson: That's right, man.
Bishop: I'll go.
Hudson: That's right, man, Bishop should go. Good idea!
<b>The new marine questions the LMG after tackling an level 3 Onos ...</b>
Ripley: What do those pulse rifles fire?
Gorman: 10 millimeter explosive tip caseless. Standard light armor piercing round. Why?
<b>After the battle for Eclipse, the marines settle in ...</b>
Cpl. Hicks: Hey! I know we're all in strung out shape but stay frosty and alert. We can't afford to let one of those **** in here.
<b>The aliens get creative ...</b>
Ripley: They cut the power.
Private Hudson: What do you mean "they cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!
<b>The comm outlines his strategy ...</b>
Hudson: Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
Gorman: All we know is that there is still is no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved.
Frost: Excuse me sir, a what?
Gorman: A xenomorph.
Hicks: It's a bughunt.
<b>The Kharaa get cloaking ...</b>
Hudson: They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the **** walls!
<b>The marines question the comm's startegy in polite style after losing the last hive ...</b>
Hudson: Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our **** kicked pal!
<b>Fades appear ...</b>
Hudson on behalf of newbs everywhere: Well that's great, that's just f*ckin' great man, now what the f*ck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty **** now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! What the f*ck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
<b>Marines heard discussing the new comm over dinner ...</b>
Hicks: Guess the new comm's too good to eat with the rest of us grunts.
Frost: Man's definitely got a corncob up his ****.
<b>The new comm tries to encourage his new troops ...</b>
Hudson: Hey top, what's the op?
Apone: You'll love it, it's a rescue mission. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity.
<b>The new comm happy with his defences decides to hoard some res ...</b>
Van Leuwin: Thank you, Officer Ripley, that will be all.
Ripley: God damn it, that's not all!! 'Cause if one of those things get down here then that will be all! And all this **** that you think is so important, you can kiss all that goodbye!
<b>The new comm needs to take a hive but finds some in decision in the ranks ...</b>
Ripley: Well, someone's gonna have to go down there
Hudson: Yeah, sure, with those things running around? You can count me out.
Hicks: Well I guess we can count you out of everything then.
Hudson: That's right, man.
Bishop: I'll go.
Hudson: That's right, man, Bishop should go. Good idea!
<b>The new marine questions the LMG after tackling an level 3 Onos ...</b>
Ripley: What do those pulse rifles fire?
Gorman: 10 millimeter explosive tip caseless. Standard light armor piercing round. Why?
<b>After the battle for Eclipse, the marines settle in ...</b>
Cpl. Hicks: Hey! I know we're all in strung out shape but stay frosty and alert. We can't afford to let one of those **** in here.
<b>The aliens get creative ...</b>
Ripley: They cut the power.
Private Hudson: What do you mean "they cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!
<b>The comm outlines his strategy ...</b>
Hudson: Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
Gorman: All we know is that there is still is no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved.
Frost: Excuse me sir, a what?
Gorman: A xenomorph.
Hicks: It's a bughunt.
<b>The Kharaa get cloaking ...</b>
Hudson: They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the **** walls!
<b>The marines question the comm's startegy in polite style after losing the last hive ...</b>
Hudson: Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our **** kicked pal!
<b>Fades appear ...</b>
Hudson on behalf of newbs everywhere: Well that's great, that's just f*ckin' great man, now what the f*ck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty **** now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! What the f*ck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
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I don't think theres a person here who DOESN"T like Aliens.
Although the last 2 left a sour taste in my mouth, Winona Ryder anyone?
At first I thought you were serious about in-game.
Download it and put it on your server. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->