Kinds Of Player...

Cronos · January 2003

<div class="IPBDescription">Whats your favorite type of idiot in ns?</div> I like to laugh at blatantly idiodic nuts that migrate from CS to NS, the come up with every excuse of why they get owned by someone else. Look Below.

For example, there was a marine player, which, every single time he died, he started yelling "H4X!!!!" it was totally ridiculous, three skulk bites, he dies, "H4X!", gets swiped by a fade "OMG YOU CHEATER!!!" Gets gored by an onos "F****** AIMBOT!" I was absolutely crying with laughter. Then he joined alien, and it was even funnier. He gets gunned down in a long hallway "OMG YOU HACKER!" and so on! I had to leave the damn server I was laughing so hard.

So, at the risk of starting a conversation <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'> What kind of insane charecter do you love to laugh at in NS?

AcKz · January 2003

I laugh at people who post stupid things about their favorite idiot in NS. I mean, what the hell are these kinds of people thinking when they press "Post". At least have the common kindness not to post such revolting dribble. Jeez.

Canadianmonk3y · January 2003

It is fun to always yell "hax" at people who kill you... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'> It happens all the time on the server I play on, and taking it seriously would be pointless... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'>
What I really hate is newbies who think they need turrets at the main base before they go anywhere... GG already. Or do I hate morons who attack alien structures when we are trying to secretly siege a hive, drawing all kinds of unwanted attention more?

Cronos · January 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I laugh at people who post stupid things about their favorite idiot in NS. I mean, what the hell are these kinds of people thinking when they press "Post". At least have the common kindness not to post such revolting dribble. Jeez.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

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uranium_235 · January 2003

I like the people who spell things wrong because it's much easier to ignore them, taunt them, and alienate them from your team.

FatKao · January 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AcKz @ Jan 23 2003, 04:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I laugh at people who post stupid things about their favorite idiot in NS. I mean, what the hell are these kinds of people thinking when they press "Post". At least have the common kindness not to post such revolting dribble. Jeez.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
I laugh at canadians, especially clanned canadians that are in a mostly NJ clan.

CForrester · January 2003

I like that one Marine who questions the Commander's every single action and then yells "N00B COMM EJECT" if he doesn't play by a set rulebook.

fool · January 2003

i like the gorges who are newbies and get yelled at. and then they say "HEY SHUT THE F*** UP I KNOW WHAT IM DOING ITS MY THIRD TIME IM NO NEWBIE!!!!!!"..... ahhh, my favorite.

hicksLV-426 · January 2003

I hate American clans like (HasterZone clan) Like HZ Shadz that think recycling structures makes you loose money and requires C-D to log onto his **** little clan server. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'>

heathenSlayer · January 2003

People that cry and say bunnyhopping is cheating and unfair.
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MMZ_Torak · January 2003

People that miss the point. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='mad.gif'>

Madjai · January 2003

People that think bunnyhopping is fair only because it requires skill.

shibby · January 2003

people who use their mikes like thier talking to their grandma about their leet skillz

and people that get crazy and way to into the game

Vinegar_Ninja · January 2003

gotta love the idiots, who go gorge after you called it, and say 'NO IA M TEH BESTZ)RZ GORGE!" and proceed to build sens. first......
and to make it better, aliens win the game ^_^
god I loved that game, hiiiiiiiilarious

Lucid · January 2003

marines who hump the armory while there's one skulk chomping on a phasegate at comp core

BadVoodoo · January 2003

I played the funniest noob game of NS last night. It took noob to a new level. 20 mins into game...niether team had gone for a second hive...I kid you not. I was a lone marine running to the empty hives beging for buildings and PG with the 190 rps left spare. PG because none of the other marines new the map. The marines would say "Hey look I've found stuff to shoot over here, everybody come quick". While he unloads on a couple of OC in the middle of nowhere or protecting the aliens 2 RTs. Our commander had time to tech HA,HMGs and JPs outfit us as we wished, aliens were just running around lost or trying to take a RT now and then. Finally he built near their one heavily lame-walled hive...built a siege...too far away. After phasing dying getting new HMG and JP, phasing, dying finally killed the hive to end the foolery.

My favourite moment.
Marine: "Hey Comm, you're the best comm I ever played with"
Comm: "It's my second time"
Marine: "No way! You're too good"

Eater1 · January 2003

omg h4x
I like people who go gorge, build a sensory, go skulk, get cloaking, and sit on a res node. The reason I like them? Because they're only ruining a few people's game in NS as opposed to greater damage they could do to themselves and others elsewhere.

Eater.

BigD · January 2003

When you are having a good game, small server... not many people. You're nervous. Listening for alien sounds, cuz your near a hive. Then some retard gets on the mic and starts spouting useless crap about how the comm sucks and we should take a hive, all while sitting in base. Meanwhile I die because a skulk that was running around "giggling" bites me in the ****. (And I only know he was laughing because it happened to be my roommate) RETARDS WITH MICS SHOULD BE SHOT!

Also, in another game, the army nut sounds like he's going to have an ulcer trying to command all us "noobs" despite the fact that we ownd the map... I just laughed at him. Good comm, but he sounded like a vein was going to pop in his neck. Needs to relax me thinks. (Which is why, for his sake, I'm glad he was immediately ejected by the admin next game.) <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Oh, and before I forget, the fools that cry "TEAMZ!!!!!!!" after they have their **** handed to them and their team leaves. I LAUGH AT YOU. LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH!!!!!!

fool · January 2003

its easy to spot cs players if they yell teams. because obviously you cant swithc teams.

JusticeBlade · January 2003

<span style='color:white'><b> If you don't have anything nice to say, shut your pie hole...</span></b>

Smithboy · January 2003

If I don't get too frustrated by lack of cooperation and constantly being on the defensive, I don't like the kinds of players who will not adapt to the current situation and will not cooperate with each other. Cooperation being anything from actually communicating with the team to waiting to attack together.

Also I don't like players who have short patience.

And I don't like it when people exaggerate things like saying people are retards and they should be shot. I doubt you mean it, so don't say it, especially in caps.

Acrobad · January 2003

I love people who are all mentioned here, and plus those unproductive rambos where they run around the map while the hive/CC is underattack.

I also happens to like people who don't like to cooperate, because they make the game go faster

And yet i love people who screames Teams, saying people are unwilling to switch with the simple "reconnect" command, while he himself wouldn't do it when he's on the bigger team.

Tryon · January 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-fool- @ Jan 23 2003, 01:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>its easy to spot cs players if they yell teams. because obviously you cant swithc teams.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Sure you can switch teams. Type "retry" in the console and then go to the other team. Gotta love those console commands! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'>

MonKeyTurD · January 2003

i mainly get **** off at marine things (since they are the inferior race they have the most annoying things)
when a comm never gives out stuff, even when you really need it, like if your in a hive and your on like 3 health with 25 ammo, you wait there for like 5 mins and eventually a skulk comes along and munches you!
or when your a comm and maries just say "health comm", why dont people learn to use the need health button! it actually does tell the comm where you are! and its alot easier!!

the good types of idiot, when you are on marines, fades that only use acid rocket, even close range <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'>
on alien side...
marines that are very easy to predict (esp. with skulk)

Alitorious · January 2003

I just hate those people who cannot love their fellow man. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'>

(That's a joke, and not love as in a homosexual way.)

Personally, I think that flame on Canadians was rude, insulting, and bad <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='mad.gif'> . Don't do anything else like that, please. But it doesn't often help to insult back.

Actually, I just love those people who go movement first, those people who go "OMG! YOU N00B! DEF FIRST!", and those marines who consequently cannot hear me sneaking up on them with silence. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

(Jeez, I try to use the three letter word for homosexual, but it doesn't like it.)

Zergling · January 2003

i like idiot clans who totally pwn whoever joins their pub server. Like last week when i went into [ReD]Skulk Pit and they were picking on all the marines until all the non-clan members finally left the server. i morphed into fade, and they were like, "omg no fades, kick him already jeez he's using fade"...
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Speed_2_Dave · January 2003

marines that stock up at the armory.

I no longer do that, even when I rambo. Full pistol clip, 150 spare rounds for LMG. You will should NEVER need more than that.

But endgame, when time is most essential, they always stock up to 250/30 and proceed to die 4 seconds after fully reloading.. good times <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Sirus · January 2003

Oh ! Oh ! My Fav! Naive know-it-all newbies who refuse to believe they don't know how to play and can't take advice and tells me off and calls me stupid!

Comprox · January 2003

When everyone bows at my feet because of the NS Guide icon beside my name and do all my bidding and saying stuff like "OMG, Comprox is smrt, listn to him!" <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'> (Yes, that spelling!)

Sirus · January 2003

Haha. =D. Apparently I play NS too much, because I have people telling off other people for not letting me comm. I've been called God once...I couldn't help but laugh, I can only assume he hasn't been playing for too long.

coil · January 2003

OMG Comprox r god!

I love the people who vote out the commander every 5 minutes because they can't accept that HE is in charge, no them.

I also love people who flame others for trying to have a little fun. q:

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