Naughty Sprays,
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Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
<div class="IPBDescription">my mom told me not to look at</div> I've been noticing the increasing number of <i>nekkid wimmin</i> sprays on servers I've been playing on. Not surprised, I didn't think it would be long before what happened on CS servers would be happening on NS.
Alot of NS servers they don't have spam control for sprays, so you can spray an infinite number of indecencies and wallpaper a hive.
I don't have a problem with the content, its just that its a <b>major distraction</b>, like I was trying to defend the marine base from incoming skulks, and somehow got caught up staring at a nice pair of Playboy mammaries and ended up getting eaten.
Alot of NS servers they don't have spam control for sprays, so you can spray an infinite number of indecencies and wallpaper a hive.
I don't have a problem with the content, its just that its a <b>major distraction</b>, like I was trying to defend the marine base from incoming skulks, and somehow got caught up staring at a nice pair of Playboy mammaries and ended up getting eaten.
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That's called "Strategy". Like my old TFC spray that was a bright red dot I used to put on enemy walls... kept them away for awhile. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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It may be cheating, but it's also ingenious.
Heh, while playing as marines a buddy had one of these sprays. Needless to say we sprayed it on a highly visible wall outside the marine base and had a marine watch from around the corner.
Got a few nice kills and laughs (both the marine team and the alien team) off that one. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
I sprayed two T's in an erotic pose on a wall in an open space. CT's would come, stop, look at it, laugh (or be disgusted) and get shot in the head from my scout. Really funny, but only works 1 round or so.
Maybe the marines can spray turrets on the wall to keep Kharaa away?
People spraying pr0n around get games banned from all kinds of public places and give gamers a bad name. You want pr0n, open a web browser. Don't bring it into a game.
I think a fake weld-point spray would be interesting. "WHY ISN'T THIS DAMN GRATE WELDING" <<CHOMP>>
Umm, thank you for that really usefull infomation.
And I thought I was sick....
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OOH, new gimmick weapon idea that (for good reason) will never be implemented:
INFLATE-A-DECOY! Commander can drop an inflatable package for a marine to pick up. The decoy will look like a turret, seige turret, turret factory, phase gate, or other structure (extra cost for inflatable decoys of bigger structures, or for inflatables that have the animations of the real structure for added confusion) Takes up 4th weapon slot until marine drops it on floor and it self-inflates in 5 seconds flat with a "pfffT!" noise. Bursts after 5 damage from any penetrating attack (bite, spike, parasite) but the plastic just turns an odd color or starts melting if it is gorge-spitted or acid rocketed.
Inflatable spare bed and trampoline models still in production by TSA-Toyz Inc. All inflate-a-decoys are made with no small parts to be choked on, so they are for ages 5+ (even the most moronic rookie marine lamers on your team can use them!). Inflate-a-decoys are for external use ONLY.
The Inflate-A-Decoy: PO'd Onos model is already completed, but will be marketed with the "April Space Fools!" line. Also in that line will be what we expect to be the most popular Inflate-A-Decoy idea: beach ball/volleyball ammunition for grenade launchers!
That's right, play a prank on your GL-toting buddies and be able to play volleyball afterwards! Program the Advanced Armory behind your commander's back so that it spits Inflate-A-Decoy: Compressed Volleyballs into any teammate's grenade launcher. Watch him fire, and the round everyone thought would explode just inflates into a playfully colorful beach ball or volleyball!
Play volleyball with your squad, use the game to make friends with the enemy, play with jetpacks, the possibilities are endless! Just make sure you don't let a lerk play forward--if he's told to "spike the ball", you'll probably need more Inflate-A-Decoy ammunition for that grenade launcher soon...
And it took about 5 minutes to make in photoshop. Resizing those pics of nekkid women takes a while and tuff to make look good!
(pic of my ns spray attached)
It works great to help describe for commanders where a turret would be good
(instead of ok i want a turret 3 meters to my left... no wrong side, no not there try to get it up on that ledge... Its helps our team waste less turrets sometimes.)