I'm bored so I made Christmas carols for subnautica
phantomfinch
West Philadelphia , born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Join Date: 2016-09-06 Member: 222128Members
West Philadelphia , born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Join Date: 2016-09-06 Member: 222128Members
12 days of subnautica
On the first day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
A sea glide with no battery's
On the second day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the third day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Three planter pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no batterys
On the forth day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Four jump scares
Three planter pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the fifth day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
Four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the sixth day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
Four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a seaglide with no battery's
On the seventh day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Seven crawlers leaping
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the eighth day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Eight hate filled creatures
Seven crawlers leaping
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the ninth day of subnautica obraxis cave to me
Nine signs of creepiness
Eight hate filled creatures
Seven crawlers leaping
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a seaglide with no battery's
On the tenth day of Subnautica obraxis gave to me
Ten seconds of oxygen remaining
Nine signs of creepiness
Eight hate filled creatures
Seven crawlers leaping
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the eleventh day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Eleven scannable items
Ten seconds of oxygen remaining
Nine signs of creepiness
Eight hate filled creatures
Seven crawlers leaping
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the twelfth day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Twelve days to Christmas (as of typing this post)
Eleven scannable items
Ten seconds of oxygen remaining
Nine signs of creepiness
Eight hate filled creatures
Seven crawlers leaping
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
AND A F*****G SEAGLIDE WITH NO BATTERYS
THANK YOU IS EVERYBODY IM HERE ALL WEEK
On the first day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
A sea glide with no battery's
On the second day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the third day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Three planter pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no batterys
On the forth day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Four jump scares
Three planter pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the fifth day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
Four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the sixth day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
Four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a seaglide with no battery's
On the seventh day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Seven crawlers leaping
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the eighth day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Eight hate filled creatures
Seven crawlers leaping
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the ninth day of subnautica obraxis cave to me
Nine signs of creepiness
Eight hate filled creatures
Seven crawlers leaping
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a seaglide with no battery's
On the tenth day of Subnautica obraxis gave to me
Ten seconds of oxygen remaining
Nine signs of creepiness
Eight hate filled creatures
Seven crawlers leaping
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the eleventh day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Eleven scannable items
Ten seconds of oxygen remaining
Nine signs of creepiness
Eight hate filled creatures
Seven crawlers leaping
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
And a sea glide with no battery's
On the twelfth day of subnautica obraxis gave to me
Twelve days to Christmas (as of typing this post)
Eleven scannable items
Ten seconds of oxygen remaining
Nine signs of creepiness
Eight hate filled creatures
Seven crawlers leaping
Six sunbeams sploding
FIVE PRAWN SUIT FRAGMENTS
four jump scares
Three plant pots
Two peepers peeping
AND A F*****G SEAGLIDE WITH NO BATTERYS
THANK YOU IS EVERYBODY IM HERE ALL WEEK
Comments
Brb have to go to liquor store to stock up.
Slasher the red bellyed biter (rudolph the red blessed reindeer)
The Hull been breached (jingle bells)
Ghost tree (Christmas tree)
Dock the base (deck the halls)
I wish the reaper would go away (we wish you a merry Christmas)
They make sense is you replace the chorus with the song names
Blooddolph the red eyed biter,
had a pair of glowing eyes,
and if you ever saw them,
it'd be the last thing before you died.
All of the other Biters,
used to scream and swim away
they never let poor Blooddolph
join in any hunting games
Then one fiery Obraxmas eve
the biters came to say
Blooddolph with your eyes so red
won't you help make the humans dead?
Then all the Biters feasted
and they fed with such frenzy
and Blooddolph the red-eyed biter
ate the crew of the Degasiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Merry Obraxmas Everyone
It was 11 pm and I had to rush the post before I forgot the lyrics don't Jude me
I keep telling people, in Dutch it isn't what you think it is
Lekker.
*Saxophone*
HEY
WE ARE WASABI ONE HEY
WE ARE WASABI ONE
NOW LISEN CLOSLEY
Here a little lessen in fishery
This is going down to the cannery
If you want to be wasabi like him
You have to catch a peeper on a swim
So just follow my moves and and don't be brash
Be carful not to make a splash, shhhhhhh
NO DONT GO CLOSE TO THE GASOPODS.
(Chorus)
Now look at this gun that I just found
when I Kahoot be ready to shoot,
Kahoot
(Frozen fro 30 seconds)
SHOOT IT AT HIM NOT ME.
Uhh let's try something else
Now watch and learn and mayb hear.
He'll caught into this gravity sphere
HA HA HA
(Sucked into gravity)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
*CHORUS*
*Ahem*
The hull's been breached, the hull's been breached
You are going to die!
Because there is water seeping in from the outside!
Degasi is no more,
Au-rora went down in flames around,
And the Sunbeam never reached shore!
I LOL'd.
@Leonhardt pls!
I would do it, but I cannot sing and don't want to deadify anyone with that
Leonhardt: "another great day of subnautica fourm posting. Huh why are people mentioning me In Phantomfinch's post, I hope it's not what I think it is. Oh go, oh sweet Jesus, well it's the holiday season, let me just get my noose."
If he doesn't do it by wendsay il do it.
EDIT: Yeah, @Leonhardt last visited in January 2014.
GODAMMIT BRIAN WE TRUSTED YOU, YOU EVEN FOOLED Kouji_san
If you wanna be a villain number one, you have to decieve an ex-forum admin on the run!
GODAMMIT brian
Singing my 12 days of Christmas.
What @phantomfinch said, if you don't mind, of course.