The Skulk is the size of a dog and can walk on walls. They are about the right height to bite a marine in the ankle when they are on the ground, but they are often not on the ground, because they can walk on walls.
The essence of playing a Skulk, concentrated in just two sentences. I'm impressed!
Aliens can chuckle at their enemies while marines can dispense a variety of taunts, including one that goes “now there’s something you don’t see every day… thank God.”
Is the schtick here that no opinion enters the review and it's just an objective list of facts? I feel like it would just be easier to read a summary of the game on wikipedia or something.
Also, I have to seriously question whether the chuckles and taunts are significant enough to the gameplay that they deserve the third sentence of the entire review.
Is the schtick here that no opinion enters the review and it's just an objective list of facts? I feel like it would just be easier to read a summary of the game on wikipedia or something.
Also, I have to seriously question whether the chuckles and taunts are significant enough to the gameplay that they deserve the third sentence of the entire review.
Yeah, it's a satirical website I came across at Rock Paper Shotgun. The other reviews crack me up, particularly mass effect.
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The essence of playing a Skulk, concentrated in just two sentences. I'm impressed!
Sums up the game pretty good, I find.
Also, I have to seriously question whether the chuckles and taunts are significant enough to the gameplay that they deserve the third sentence of the entire review.
Yeah, it's a satirical website I came across at Rock Paper Shotgun. The other reviews crack me up, particularly mass effect.