This Will Balance Ns Once And For All...

Secret_NinjaSecret_Ninja Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9286Members
in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">The ultimate equalizer</div> I've posted this before in a separate discussion, but the idea has really bloomed in my mind and I need to get it out.

I have a suggestion. I think the CC should be able to turn into an armored motorcycle thing with 10000 HP and 10000 armor that absorbs 95% like HA. The motorcycle would have missiles and grenade launchers, two HMG's, and spikes on the front so it could do a charge like the onos, except the charge would always be on. It should have flames constantly shooting out the back so nothing can sneak up on it. It should also be able to drive up to resource nodes and collect resources at 10 times the normal rate. I also think it should be able to fly and even go outside the map and back to the dropship, where it can be fitted with plasma rifles and homing rockets and maybe a big energy shield that harms anything that touches it. Yeah, that would balance the game, I think.

I think the onos should be taken out and replaced by a fish alien that can swim in water...it would be good against stuff in water, but on land it would be worse than a skulk. As it is, the onos is too powerful anyway. The fades should lose the acid rocket and get a gun that squirts acid but only like 15 feet. It should also hurt the Fade to be alive also because it is so full of acid. That would make it so they always need healing so people don't play cheap.

That's what I think...and of course, if you think I am serious, then you're an idiot. Plain and simple.
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  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    edited November 2002
    *Edited so Flayra won't have to put a "Be Nice" sticker here*
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    edited February 2005
    <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><i>This post has been edited to protect the innocent and to stop insane haunting me with posts from the past!
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  • ChemChem Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2555Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    My sarcasm meter has just exploded thank you so very much.
    As for the other 2 learn to recognize a joke when you see one
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    ...Retard.

    (To node)
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  • rZ_WindryderrZ_Windryder Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9254Members
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

    *breath*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    and yes how could anyone miss the blatant dripping sarcasm in the first post?
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  • DeadlyFreezeDeadlyFreeze Join Date: 2002-11-04 Member: 6915Members
    edited November 2002
    blahk<img src='http://www.aslplz.com/sapics/gauge.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    edited February 2005
    <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><i>This post has been edited to protect the innocent and to stop insane haunting me with posts from the past!
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  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    I'm wondering more how anyone could think I was serious, editing my own post that way? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    /me wonders for the potential situation reading of his fellow players... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • GhostfaceKillahGhostfaceKillah Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1438Members
    um... im not gona dignify your idea with a response <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    edited February 2005
    <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><i>This post has been edited to protect the innocent and to stop insane haunting me with posts from the past!
    </i></span>
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  • GenmaCGenmaC Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2002Members
    Haha, I love these topics where little suckups come and make fun of people who point out balance issues. Jesus, it's been done already, get a life.
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  • VorisVoris Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8339Members
    These sarcastic posts are becoming more tiresome than the actual balance posts. At least some of them are decent and an attempt to contribute.
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  • MeltedSnowmanMeltedSnowman Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7779Members
    Dude, you TOTALLY forgot to mention that the shield reflects acid and stuff!

    Man, that could've been bad ...
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  • Secret_NinjaSecret_Ninja Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9286Members
    Well, I'm sorry to everybody with a "holier than thou" mentality. I'm tired of reading balance posts too...whether an imbalance exists or not, both teams are winning, and I'm having fun. If you equate your enjoyment with how much you win, then you are a very sad person.

    In any case, I just wanted to bring some levity to the forums. If you think the balancing issue is too important to make fun of and cry blasphemy, well, then more power to you. And if you can't take a joke, then don't read the post. Or at least don't post back saying you don't get it. That would just make everyone think you have no sense of humor.
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  • FoggyFoggy Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9620Members
    Well, Secret Ninja had a point in his first post.. the cc does look an awful lot like a motorcycle..
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  • eyeeye Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7470Members
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh, ow, thanks for the laugh ehehehe.
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    Bring it on.
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  • PheralPheral Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8473Members
    holy **obscenity** u made my nite, <3 i lauged till i peed
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  • InjuryInjury Mahou Shoujo Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 7992Banned
    ..Too much information.
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  • RavlenRavlen Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7713Members
    If you thought he was serious with that post, you are a moron, plain and simple.

    Ravlen
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  • DestroDestro Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8336Members
    hahah i love these funny posts
    some people need to remove the stick jammed up their.. u know, and start laughin
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  • BattousaixBattousaix Join Date: 2002-06-25 Member: 822Members
    wait wait wait..... this idea could work =D
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  • InjuryInjury Mahou Shoujo Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 7992Banned
    Only for you Hitokiri, only for you.. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • TheHornetTheHornet Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1776Members, Constellation
    LMAO! at first i thought you were a 7 year old that was serious... i was coming up with all these insults and such... damn i had some good ones too but then i relized you were joking
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  • voogruvoogru Naturally Modified (ex. NS programmer) Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1827Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    ok..
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  • FoggyFoggy Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9620Members
    Where did you get that? That's great!
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  • triskadekatriskadeka Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2262Members
    edited November 2002
    WHAT YOU SAY?!?!

    Hey, voogru you run a dedicated server right? I've seen it sometime in the list.
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