Gamers Rhapsody and more

delta78

After seeing too many "I quit threads and posts" I decided to go creative. Ladies and gentleman:

Gamers Rhapsody




Is this the fun game?
Is this just a nightmare?
Caught in a Landmine!
No escape from the skulks.

Open your eyes
Look up to the ceilings and see
I'm just a poor gamer, I need no sympathy.
Because I'm easy come, easy go.
Little high, little low.
Anyway the game goes, it doesn't really matter to me, to me





Devs, just uninstalled the game
Put the cursor on its name
Click my mouse now its dead
Devs, fun had just began
but now I'm gone and thrown it all away.

Devs, oooo




(where the game blows)

I didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow!
Carry on, carry on, as if noting really matters.

To late, my time has come!
Sends shivers down my spine
Finger's itching all the time!
Good-bye everybody, I've got to go!
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth!

Devs, oooo



(where the game blows)

I don't want to quit
Sometimes I wish I'd never played at all!

*Awesome guitars then piano*

I see little silhouette of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Glitches, bugs and fixes - very very frightening me
Onoseleo, Onoseleo,
Onoseleo, Onoseleo,
Onoseleo Figaro - lurkigo

But I'm just a poor gamer nobody cares for me
He's just a poor gamer from poor team!
Spare him his life from his monstrosity!
Easy kill, easy die - will you let me go?
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein -
Oh gorgie mia, gorgie mia, gorgie mia let me go
Beelzebub has a fade put aside for me
for me
for me

*Epic rock music!!*



So you think you can mock me and spit in my avatar
So you think you can care and leave me to uninstall
Oh baby - don't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - Just gotta get outta the forums

Ooh Yeah, Ooh Yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

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I might do some more parodies with Queen Songs hehe

Caboose

I stopped trying when you replaced the four syllable re-al-i-ty with the single syllable skulks. You need better word choice when parodying songs, syllabary is important.

Please don't destroy any more classics...

dragonmith

I though people were leaving because you could "escape from the skulks".