If you could have an NS2 unit in real life...

WhiteWeasel

<div class="IPBDescription">what would you do with it?</div>AC Out? Car crapped out on you? No problamo with a MAC.

Live in a bad neighborhood? Them gangstas will exit then they see an EXO.

If guard dogs make burglars crap their pants, a ceiling-climbing, spiked-legged skulk give them explosive diarrhea!

Give Mr.Fade a black hooded robe and he'll give those pesky trick-or-treaters a run for their candy. (But don't be surprised when the ask for half the basket)

A gorgey will always keep your lawn/garden "green".


What ways can YOU (mis) use an NS2 character in real life?
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MaximumSquid

<u><b>WhiteWeasel:</b></u>

The oceanic kharra are probably quite breathtaking

Bad Mojo

For some inexplicable reason, I find this post hilarious.

d0ped0g

I would have a gorge and just keep it as a pet.

I imagine they'd require a lot of cleaning up after though :/

thefonz

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I imagine they'd require a lot of cleaning up after though :/<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I too would have a gorge. Our children would be beautiful.

WhiteWeasel

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kharaa can hybridize with humans? "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em". LOL

AurOn2

Why would you have a gorge? A relationship with an onos would be much more stable.

ComboBreaker

I'd prefer a powerblock with 3 sentries to keep those pesky flies at bay.Won't help much against burglars though,sigh.

dissection

Bellyslide to work

greenpee

Lerk. No f'in traffic.

Angelusz

I'd need both an exo and a mac. Exo to party with and mac to clean it up when I'm done. :p

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Align

I guess <!--sizeo:7--><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->JETPACK <!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->would be too obvious?

That_Annoying_Kid

only if it comes with OGNS physics and no fall damage

Kouji_San

Phasegates obviously...

That_Annoying_Kid

only if bigdig is on

what good is a PG that is unbuilt?

runner

Please.

Female marine.

Heroman117

Clearly a drifter would be the superior choice, with it I could energize myself where ever i go and then have it cloak before anyone notices.

[Deleted User]

I'd have a gorge and play real life fort wars with the general populous

ellnic

I'd have a switch axe because I have no imagination and I would probebly never use it

Kouji_San

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dammit you're right, I'd need at least two and still have to transport the second one to the location I want to go... Diminishing returns!

That_Annoying_Kid

well technically you only have to be around enough nanites for it to form into a pg so you don't really have to carry it...