Halloween trouble

maD maX

<div class="IPBDescription">Getting me I. Trouble again</div>What to do, my wife has class late on Halloween so Im Supposed to hand out the candy.... How does one hand out candy and play nS.... Set up computer on porch? Leave candy on doorstep with sign " take one".... Eat candy turn off porch light and play nS in the dark (deal with tp/eggs later).....

Camron

There's only one logical solution: Convince people that you are a child molester so no kids come to your house for candy.

duvel

play NS while eating candy, she will never know :p

IeptBarakat

Easy, take the candy for yourself and play ns2 all night.

Muwahahaha.

Or the better version would be to do it for an hour and then play ns2.

Shaker

When I was a kid, that house with the giant bowl that said "take one" was a goldmine.

Runteh

I think this depends on where you live, some communities really get into it and have open houses and the like.

GISP

Put forth thy empty bowl... Place thy sign inscripted: "Take one".
Then play NS and nom all the sweet candy yourself.

maD maX

<!--quoteo(post=1999890:date=Oct 29 2012, 05:09 PM:name=GISP)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GISP @ Oct 29 2012, 05:09 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1999890"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Put forth thy empty bowl... Place thy sign inscripted: "Take one".
Then play NS and nom all the sweet candy yourself.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


Brilliant! Maybe ill put up a little tp so they won't feel they have to resort to eggs

BVKnight

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Set up your computer next to a window overlooking your front lawn. Whenever you hear the doorbell, just take a handful of candy and chuck it out the window.

VoodooHex

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Practice some self control and don't play ns? Depends on if your wife would be angry with you or not. Don't let NS put you in the dog house bro.

Squirreli_

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Is "The Dog House" a tech location with res node? I mean, sometimes relocating is useful!

duvel

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I think this depends on where you live, some communities really get into it and have open houses and the like.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
...and you're playing NS and suddenly a kid next to you asking "what are you playing!?"

I would scare the crap outta me and prolly hang on the ceiling like a cat :)

AurOn2

Quick, lock the doors before they invade!

Plasma

Play NS2 at max sound.

Kids walk by, "The enemy approaches" *fade sounds*

No more kids.

NolSinkler

"Take One" candy bowl is good. Make sure that it is specified that they can take ONLY one! - otherwise the children wouldn't feel guilty. And we want them to feel guilty when they take candy.

Captain Ventris

Put a picture of Liam Neeson on the sign to keep e'm on the straight n' narrow.

countbasie

Yeah, get a bottle of wine, smoke a cigar, get the bowl outside, play NS2 and set some speakers up outside with this playing:

<a href="http://youtu.be/o2In5a9LDNg" target="_blank">http://youtu.be/o2In5a9LDNg</a>

See what the kids make out of it.
Peace.

Jibrail

here are some good tips:

put a picture of Chuck Norris on your door and NO ONE WILL KNOCK!
turn your front lawn into a minefield
Chain a lion to your porch
put the candy in a metal bowl and electrify it
use sentry guns!

WorthyRival

A prominent BEWARE OF VICIOUS DOG! sign place at the front yard entrance with a bowl of candy right at the door with a small sign saying please take one.