Happy Birthday Crisqo!
<div class="IPBDescription">Do people still do birthday posts in Off-Topic?</div>Happy 26th Birthday, you well aged container of baking fat!
Over the past couple years, you've been a shining example of all that is wonderful in the NS community! Don't let the low post count fool you, folks! (In comparison to all of the other forum addicts, that is.)
I remember that time when you said
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->First off, one reason why you won't see those pictures on the news is the exact same reason why you said "Not for the squeamish." It's because some people are actually squeamish and don't like seeing dead people. Go figure.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ah, a shining piece of common sense in this world of morons.
Then again, we may not want to get too much common sense in the way of our biased opinions, especially that one time some moderator edited your post and said
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->If you want to get a shiny new restricted membership, you can simply ask.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Scandalous!
And how can one scoff at someone with these kind of rebuttal skills?
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->...No you won't.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So, on this, your 26th birthday, buy some cigarettes, porn, and go to as many strip clubs as you want...you've earned it, buddy...simply by living! How cool is that?
Over the past couple years, you've been a shining example of all that is wonderful in the NS community! Don't let the low post count fool you, folks! (In comparison to all of the other forum addicts, that is.)
I remember that time when you said
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->First off, one reason why you won't see those pictures on the news is the exact same reason why you said "Not for the squeamish." It's because some people are actually squeamish and don't like seeing dead people. Go figure.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ah, a shining piece of common sense in this world of morons.
Then again, we may not want to get too much common sense in the way of our biased opinions, especially that one time some moderator edited your post and said
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->If you want to get a shiny new restricted membership, you can simply ask.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Scandalous!
And how can one scoff at someone with these kind of rebuttal skills?
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->...No you won't.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So, on this, your 26th birthday, buy some cigarettes, porn, and go to as many strip clubs as you want...you've earned it, buddy...simply by living! How cool is that?
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Happy birthday crisqo. Do they post in off-topic? Will they see this thread? who knows!? :P