Why you should stop whining about fade
Raneman
Join Date: 2010-01-07 Member: 69962Members
Now, currently, I notice most fades have a thought process similar to this:
"Oh look a marine.
Better spam mouse1 with weapon 1 out.
Oh no I didn't hit ###### and now I am dead :("
Fear no longer, baddies.
I am about to introduce you to a revolutionary tactic.
Now, assuming your commander isn't actually a chimpanzee mashing on the keyboard and mouse randomly(More likely then you think on most servers), by the late game, the time with the most fades, you'll probably have at least melee 2.
Now, I bet you want to rush in there with your spammy clickfest claws, and cut through the marines like a lawnmower through squirrels.
You are not a skulk, this is bad thinking. Very bad.
Now, let's look at weapon 2 for a bit. You may be thinking "lol wepin 2 issss so sl0w an ###### u fucin nub"
Well, let's assume that your opponents have 100 health, 90 armor.
Weapon 2, as you may have noticed, does heavy damage, which means it cuts through armor.
Unupgraded, it does 160 damage, enough to take a fully upgraded marine down to 30 health and no armor.
Melee 1, it does 176 damage, taking the marine down to 14 health.
Melee 2, it does 192 damage, enough to instakill anything.
Melee 3, if my previous calculations weren't correct, will actually travel through time and space and kill not only the marine, but his family, anyone he's ever met, anyone his family has ever met, anyone those people have ever met, and then some.
"Oh look a marine.
Better spam mouse1 with weapon 1 out.
Oh no I didn't hit ###### and now I am dead :("
Fear no longer, baddies.
I am about to introduce you to a revolutionary tactic.
Now, assuming your commander isn't actually a chimpanzee mashing on the keyboard and mouse randomly(More likely then you think on most servers), by the late game, the time with the most fades, you'll probably have at least melee 2.
Now, I bet you want to rush in there with your spammy clickfest claws, and cut through the marines like a lawnmower through squirrels.
You are not a skulk, this is bad thinking. Very bad.
Now, let's look at weapon 2 for a bit. You may be thinking "lol wepin 2 issss so sl0w an ###### u fucin nub"
Well, let's assume that your opponents have 100 health, 90 armor.
Weapon 2, as you may have noticed, does heavy damage, which means it cuts through armor.
Unupgraded, it does 160 damage, enough to take a fully upgraded marine down to 30 health and no armor.
Melee 1, it does 176 damage, taking the marine down to 14 health.
Melee 2, it does 192 damage, enough to instakill anything.
Melee 3, if my previous calculations weren't correct, will actually travel through time and space and kill not only the marine, but his family, anyone he's ever met, anyone his family has ever met, anyone those people have ever met, and then some.
Comments
Although honestly weapon1 does pretty insane damage anyway, fades do tonnes of damage and with the slowdown you don't have a lot of excuse to miss.