Compulsory knee-jerk and naive attribution of award for best thread, to be greeted with inevitable yet unvoiced scorn and shaking of heads by many
Compulsory nitpicking over incorrect spelling of well-known canine television star
Compulsory retaliatory nitpicking over the fact Lassie was the character, not the star of the Emmy-award-winning hit series, the former originally being played by dog actor 'Pal'
Compulsory question seeking confirmation of the posters' sexualities and an answer to why they even care about that crappy television series anyway
Compulsory accidental post in the wrong thread
Compulsory singling out of the author of the accidental post as a ######
Compulsory retaliatory defensive remark from the author of the accidental post, explaining that they made a simple error and they don't even know how the post ended up in this thread
Compulsory question about why 'dumb donkey' is censored, but 'retard', 'spastic' and 'imbecilic moron' are not, since they are clearly more offensive
Compulsory agreement and support of author of accidental post by fair-minded reader
Compulsory long-winded post that kills the entire thread, dead.
Compulsory thread resurrection
Compulsory question to the author of the resurrection post why they would even do that
Compulsory sequential unjustifiably furious and inflammatory remarks on realisation how old the thread is
Compulsory question about why the Quick Edit function on these forums doesn't seem to work in Firefox
Compulsory reply that it does, and question about what version of Firefox the previous poster is using
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Compulsory nitpicking over incorrect spelling of well-known canine television star
Compulsory retaliatory nitpicking over the fact Lassie was the character, not the star of the Emmy-award-winning hit series, the former originally being played by dog actor 'Pal'
Compulsory question seeking confirmation of the posters' sexualities and an answer to why they even care about that crappy television series anyway
Compulsory accidental post in the wrong thread
Compulsory singling out of the author of the accidental post as a ######
Compulsory retaliatory defensive remark from the author of the accidental post, explaining that they made a simple error and they don't even know how the post ended up in this thread
Compulsory question about why 'dumb donkey' is censored, but 'retard', 'spastic' and 'imbecilic moron' are not, since they are clearly more offensive
Compulsory agreement and support of author of accidental post by fair-minded reader
Compulsory long-winded post that kills the entire thread, dead.
Compulsory thread resurrection
Compulsory question to the author of the resurrection post why they would even do that
Compulsory sequential unjustifiably furious and inflammatory remarks on realisation how old the thread is
Compulsory question about why the Quick Edit function on these forums doesn't seem to work in Firefox
Compulsory reply that it does, and question about what version of Firefox the previous poster is using
Compulsory evangelical Chrome user post
Compulsory closure by a moderator.