Parasite Kill Pwnz J00
Battousaix
Join Date: 2002-06-25 Member: 822Members
yeah it pwnz you...... and all the marines, every1 post their parasite kill.......
ok mine:
I was on subspace array hive trying to clear the hive, when a marine poops up from the phase gate, so i stand still so i cloack..... Then the marine starts yelling: I need a medpack...... I NEED A MEDPACK!!, so i just throw a parasite, and he dies, it was funny as hell.
ok mine:
I was on subspace array hive trying to clear the hive, when a marine poops up from the phase gate, so i stand still so i cloack..... Then the marine starts yelling: I need a medpack...... I NEED A MEDPACK!!, so i just throw a parasite, and he dies, it was funny as hell.
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Your victim never knows where you are!
Well i start blasting at him and i have to reload. But theres no time so i whip out my eval (thats right eval)knife and stab him in the eye! Well beleive it or not the Onos dies and starts accusing me of hacking! Silly newb it was soo funny!
Ive killed an onos with a knife and standard armor. That was fun.
One time on Bast, I was a skulk running from Refinery towards Feedwater. I enter the tram section and see a Lerk in umbra attacking a marine with spikes. Well the marine gets smart and whips out his knife and kills the Lerk (I was too slow!).
He sees me running up and starts coming at me, knife a swinging. I just sit still for a second while he runs towards me. I hit him with parasite and he just fell over at my feet.
It was much like the diarrhea-induced Indiana Jones scene. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
parasite kill pic thing
Very funny experience
'Nuff said.
=P
(Note demon's kill too! double cheese-strikes!)
what upgrade tree skills did you have at the time? and did you have regen? cause good marines will hear any skulk except silenced ones and hitting a marine from straight forward would mean death unless the marine is a noob or you have good cover.
i would imagine that you would be extremely low on energy after the first 2 parasites (i'm not even sure you have enough energy to cast #3)...and then the rest of the bites will take your energy down more.
a few smart skulks hightail it instantly and retreat, wounded, to wait for more skulks to do the same and eventually counterattack the marines. the others charge the marines the second they spawn, bite once and die.
when its my turn to spawn, i jump around like a rabbit on speed with the bullets tagging my heels. i hold down attack as i leave and chomp through 3 marines quite by accident, and as i make the last leap before turning the corner, i spin in midair and plant a parasite on the guy still shooting at me, and he keels over and hits the floor. funny <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
on ns_caged, we were attempting to crack open the fortress the marines set up at the generator hive. we had only one hive (the marines had taken ventilation early on) and were trying to flush them out of generator to get it ourselves. 1 Lerk, a Fade (who had survived for over three hours after the second hive died) and I were performing constant hit-run-heal attacks on them, until they threw up some siege turrets that starting annihilating our only DCs....
we charge in and take down the turrets, flee with the bullets whizzing by our faces, and heal. Suddenly i hear the distinctive <i>thoom-clink</i> of grenade fire... instead of retreating, which would have got me killed, i turn the corner and rush at the spammer, who happens to be wearing HA.
I take advantage of his isolation and start chomping on him. in desperation he pulls out his <b>welder</b> and starts welding me. i retreat, welded to a milimeter of my life, and thwack him with a parasite. he dies. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
edit: we never took the generator. in the fourth hour we retook ventilation, prompty lost sewer, retook sewer, spawned 9 fades, and ran over their base and won <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
I do so love parasite, as a skulk, my attack is usually parasite, (I prefer to support, im not a great skulk, so I prefer to keep tabs on em so my friends can deal with em)
So in theory if you could get like 5 skulks together and start firing at a target, you could do 150 dmg in a second, could kill an unupgraded marine? If each skulk fires 9 parasites, that totals to 1350 dmg, enough to kill a HA guy?
If you could get each skulk to fire 18 parasites, I don't know how long that would take including recovery time, in theory you could take out marine structures, or at least weaken them enough so they only need one bite to be destroyed.
Also if enough skulks are behind offence and defence towers, with gorge firing aswell, you could take out HA guys too?
But it was fun to survive a whole kamikaze attack only to get killed this way. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Three per second assumes you have unlimited energy. After three, your energy (yellow bar) needs to recharge again. So figure more like one ever 1.5 seconds <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Okay, 1.5 seconds per parasite, thats 40 parasites/per minute.
40 parasites = 400 damage.
4 skulks can cause 1600 damage in one minute, thats still pretty good, enough to destroy an essential turret to get to the turret factory.
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I like to sit in dark corners of well-travelled walkways and just pepper anyone who goes by. As an added bonus to the hivesight, I occasionally score a kill.
Oh yes - Scent of Fear + Silence + Parasite ownz j00.
*marine walks around*
n00b: "I need a medpack, stat!"
*loses HP*
n00b: (flails around) "WTF WHOS SHOOTING ME"
*loses more HP*
n00b: (angry with the no-noise-but-taking-damage) "WTF FUXXIN HAX0R!"
*MercenaryForHire killed n00b with parasite*
n00b: "OMG MERC J00 *censored* FUXX J00 H4X0R!!!!11"
"n00b disconnected"
- M4H