Frases for the Human and Alien commanders

NeoSniper

<div class="IPBDescription">please post your suggestion here too.</div>I don't think most of us (any?) can see what is being twitted back to them so it would be nice to see what's being thrown at them on a dedicated thread. I'm not signed in to twitter nor the facebook group. But I don't hang out here pretty much everyday.

My only suggestion is that there need to be a reference to "Squad Five!", be it the exact same phrase or if there is no context for that (who knows?) then a reference to it.

yourbonesakin

You know, I think the special edition marine black armor should say "Squad Five" on it.

Eddie

Edit: This has nothing to do with answering machines...

Alternatively to "Our hive is under attack!", with regards to the Flamethrower...
"Our hive is being torched!" or
"Our hive is on fire!" would be rich.

remi

I live to serve:

<!--QuoteBegin-@JohnnyHasAPosse+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@JohnnyHasAPosse)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 im a chargin my lazer!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@ScootrNova+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@ScootrNova)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 You're squad five!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@iguti+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@iguti)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 ": I say we take off and nuke the entire message from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@MikeSwivelhips+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@MikeSwivelhips)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 "i wont give you a shotgun and jetpack until you get to the damn waypoint and leave a message!"!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@Apreche+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@Apreche)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 Oh no, it's an Onos!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@brianz0r+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@brianz0r)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 this is my hive.. they're many like it but this one is mine.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@acid_rain+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@acid_rain)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->#ns2 Two lines, A marine sees infestation or a hive. "Well, it looks like the janitor took the day off..." and "Cleanup on aisle 6, please!"<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@sclark39+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@sclark39)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 My shrink says I need an outlet for my aggression, so leave your name and number and I'll get back to you.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@RVYin+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@RVYin)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 The ever famous "Now we donce!" for the hive and "What's that Smell?" for Marine Comm scrolling over lerk gas, if its still there/<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@PHLAK+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@PHLAK)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 Marine: "Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

apparently i can only post 10 per post... to be continued.

remi

<!--QuoteBegin-@nathannash+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@nathannash)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 How'd I get to be so good?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@hypergrip+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@hypergrip)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 "Squad 5 is currently out in the field investigating a scorpian that hovars without flapping. Please leave a message after the beep"<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@notpolite+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@notpolite)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 marine!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@RedWingate+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@RedWingate)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 Marine, status report!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@BearzYo+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@BearzYo)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 "Get off the phone and back to work jackass." (I suppose you could change "jackass" to "soldier")<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@danpeavey+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@danpeavey)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 Shazbot!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@UberSprode+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@UberSprode)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 Standing by... For your message.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@imperio59+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@imperio59)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 "The studio is under attack!"<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@Mojokdirector+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@Mojokdirector)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 You think your tough? You think your ready to go head to head with kahraa? Then you better be ready to leave a message soldier!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@ aarb2010+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@ aarb2010)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 Hive: wruggdyjbhugfddguuuuuugh!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

remi

<!--QuoteBegin-@crummy+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@crummy)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 "My shrink says I need an outlet for my aggression" is ALL I need less than 5 seconds ago<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@Rellix+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@Rellix)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 Hive voice: The message approaches!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@EnragedPlatypus+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@EnragedPlatypus)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 "Do fries come with that shake?"<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@mspchohti+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@mspchohti)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 Move to your waypoint.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@ausns2+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@ausns2)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 Leave a message after waypoint<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@toftdahl+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@toftdahl)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 »Mom, I can't talk right now.«<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@StrayFire+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@StrayFire)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 "All your base are belong to us!"<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-@Eleminis+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (@Eleminis)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->@NS2 'You have reached the Hive Mind. Please channel your thoughts after the beep.'<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

You now have all of them in this thread.
My favorite is the most recent one by @Eleminis.

homicide

How about, "The enemy approaches."

xmaine

tastes like burning

NeoSniper

I think a lot of people mistook the request for "COMMANDER voice message" with "generals taunts and voice overs".

Think about situational messages that are automatically said by each teams commander/hivemind. Like "base under attack" or "we need more builders"and so on...

monopolowa

The only one that actually makes sense as an answering machine message is this one, said earlier:


"My shrink says I need an outlet for my aggression, so leave your name and number and I'll get back to you."

remi

<!--quoteo(post=1730953:date=Oct 5 2009, 10:38 PM:name=monopolowa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (monopolowa @ Oct 5 2009, 10:38 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1730953"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->The only one that actually makes sense as an answering machine message is this one, said earlier:


"My shrink says I need an outlet for my aggression, so leave your name and number and I'll get back to you."<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Elemenis' fit too, and I think was better than mine (the one you just quoted): "You have reached the Hive Mind. Please channel your thoughts after the beep."